Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

LimGal

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

Reamer Fanny

That's fawking disgusting I mean really

Sonics2k

Get new friends, OP.

Immaculate Pasta

I didn't really want to read that story OP :cool:

howamidifferent

Any chance you could get her number from him?

ronano

i'm not sure if i want to die or i've died complete inside

lamai

justryan wrote: »

That's fawking disgusting I mean really

for her, for him it's a win win situation in my book, he got his arse cleaned and he got rimmed.

msg11

WTF

LimGal

howamidifferent wrote: »

Any chance you could get her number from him?

no but I have her email its www.durtybiatch.com

abouttobebanned

Yes that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning. But right now, I'm exhausted.

LimGal

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I didn't really want to read that story OP :cool:

I know but it is kinda like a car crash.......you kinda have a sneaky look dont ya:eek:

LimGal

I thought someone would have posted one of their own stories by now.......is it a case that no one can top that one or are ye all too disgusted??

Reamer Fanny

lamai wrote: »

justryan wrote: »

That's fawking disgusting I mean really

for her, for him it's a win win situation in my book, he got his arse cleaned and he got rimmed.

True but who does that c'mon

yosser hughes

What kind of git is this guy asking her to do that? Also what is the matter with her for agreeing? Bizarre! Your friend is digusting and has a pretty low opinion of women. Warped. :mad:
What did you say to him when he told you that?

orchidsrpretty

Too disgusted...

sunflower27

Yeah, that is disgusting, actually.

Jen Pigs Fly

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

Crann na Beatha

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yosser hughes

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

How did he make her? Did he force her? Why did she do it?:eek: Why did she tell you?:eek:

LimGal

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

To do it in the first place....
To continue to do it after the complaint of taste and smell....
Then to tell her friends about it....

This person needs to have her vote taken from her, clearly a terrible decision maker.

sunflower27

Crapman more like....

OMG, that song took me back - hilarious, thanks for posting that

jd007

Thats absolutely rotten, I think I might cry

maiden

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

I dont think he MADE her do anything, he asked, and she did it, simples!!

LimGal

yosser hughes wrote: »

What kind of git is this guy asking her to do that? Also what is the matter with her for agreeing? Bizarre! Your friend is digusting and has a pretty low opinion of women. Warped. :mad:
What did you say to him when he told you that?

I said to him ''ARE YOU FOOKIN SERIOUS'':eek:

deman

I once asked a girl for a golden shower so she threw her pint over me. Not what I expected.

Plazaman

I'm just back after fainting in disgust.

Reamer Fanny

Jesus wept, I have this one friend who used to like his girlfriend "fingering him" during sex it was pretty disgusting

Gummy Panda

Nothing wrong with rimming! :mad;

Some girls like it when you lick front to back in one big lick

LimGal

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nothing wrong with rimming! :mad;

Some girls like it when you lick front to back in one big lick

Wot?Eh,like a panda is it:pac:

Snowie

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nothing wrong with rimming! :mad;

Some girls like it when you lick front to back in one big lick

i have to agree panada :cool:


tho i think the weirdest I've had is id love to poo on a black girl :pac:
just a little one a little turd on her belly :pac::D

wtf ?

Rocky_Dennis

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

I think your friend is a spoofer and is still a virgin.