Shocking Koran Quotes

Murphj7 · 13-01-2013 9:35pm

ninja900 wrote: »

As a parent myself, that's rather offensive, don't you think?
We might have to start getting all militant atheist on yo ass.

Whats offensive. Having atheist run schools would be horendous. They are lost souls. Kids need guidance

Bannasidhe · 13-01-2013 9:40pm

Murphj7 wrote: »

Whats offensive. Having atheist run schools would be horendous. They are lost souls. Kids need guidance

Indeed. Nothing like an organisation that covered up the rape of children to provide guidance for our children.

fontdor · 13-01-2013 9:51pm

Worztron wrote: »

10.73
We drowned those who denied Our revelations.

22.19
These two antagonists dispute with each other about their Lord: But those who deny (their Lord), - for them will be cut out a garment of Fire: over their heads will be poured out boiling water.

25.52
Therefore listen not to the Unbelievers, but strive against them with the utmost strenuousness, with the (Qur'an).

What have you got against the Islamic Religion and people?

Murphj7 · 13-01-2013 9:53pm

And punishment meated out to those who done it a tiny minority of people. Yey live in a small bubble, the church has done a great job

oldrnwisr · 13-01-2013 10:08pm

Murphj7 wrote: »

And punishment meated out to those who done it a tiny minority of people. Yey live in a small bubble, the church has done a great job

Quite apart from the scandal of the rape of children and its subsequent cover-up, the catholic church has had a dramatic negative impact on the rights of women, atheists, members of the lgbt community and basically anyone who didn't agree with their mysoginistic bull****. Around the world they have been responsible for the rise of AIDS in Africa because of their policy on contraception and the suppression of gay rights, reproductive rights and been generally hostile to any concept of social progress in the world.

So how exactly have they done a great job?

Bannasidhe · 13-01-2013 10:09pm

Murphj7 wrote: »

And punishment meated out to those who done it a tiny minority of people. Yey live in a small bubble, the church has done a great job

Not in educating people if your lack of basic literacy skills is any indication.

Murphj7 · 13-01-2013 10:23pm

oldrnwisr wrote: »

Quite apart from the scandal of the rape of children and its subsequent cover-up, the catholic church has had a dramatic negative impact on the rights of women, atheists, members of the lgbt community and basically anyone who didn't agree with their mysoginistic bull****. Around the world they have been responsible for the rise of AIDS in Africa because of their policy on contraception and the suppression of gay rights, reproductive rights and been generally hostile to any concept of social progress in the world.

So how exactly have they done a great job?

Blame them for the recession too. Your probably bitter because you were rejected. Thank god for the church

Murphj7 · 13-01-2013 10:24pm

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Not in educating people if your lack of basic literacy skills is any indication.

Your own literacy skills are shocking. God can still save you

ShooterSF · 13-01-2013 10:26pm

fontdor wrote: »

What have you got against the Islamic Religion and people?

At a guess I'd say some of the passages in their religious book?

fontdor · 13-01-2013 10:28pm

ShooterSF wrote: »

At a guess I'd say some of the passages in their religious book?

Well no offence to anyone but Probably in the Bible it says things similar but in different ways.

Bannasidhe · 13-01-2013 10:29pm

Murphj7 wrote: »

Your own literacy skills are shocking. God can still save you

Ah - you have suddenly discovered the full stop. Oh, well done. There may be hope for you yet.

coffee_cake · 13-01-2013 10:30pm

fontdor wrote: »

Well no offence to anyone but Probably in the Bible it says things similar but in different ways.

That's why there's also a bible thread

ShooterSF · 13-01-2013 10:30pm

fontdor wrote: »

Well no offence to anyone but Probably in the Bible it says things similar but in different ways.

And the OP has a thread full of similar quotes from the bible too. We treat all religions equal here

oldrnwisr · 13-01-2013 10:36pm

Murphj7 wrote: »

Blame them for the recession too. Your probably bitter because you were rejected. Thank god for the church

I would blame them for the recession if they had been responsible for it. As it stands however, I'd rather just stick to the things that they have been responsible for.

Bitter? No. Irritated? Maybe. It irritates me that a group like the catholic church have had such a negative impact on society and human civilisation driven by a mythology which is not supported by any reason or evidence. To put it in terms you can understand, as Rod Flanders would say, lies make baby Jesus cry.

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 10:41pm

Lets make one about charles darwin :P:P:P:P:P

coffee_cake · 13-01-2013 10:42pm

Man City 10 wrote: »

Lets make one about charles darwin :P:P:P:P:P

Go on then

I thought you were off studying til wednesday - I guess noz' rule is true as always

mcmoustache · 13-01-2013 10:47pm

fontdor wrote: »

What have you got against the Islamic Religion and people?

It's the Islamic religion that people have a problem with and not the people. There's a very big difference.

It's also worth reminding you that there is exists a "Shocking X Quotes" thread for several other religions in here.

Christianity gets quite a kicking and it wouldn't really be fair to neglect Islam. As religions go, its holy book is full to the brim with violent and backwards statements that have little place in the modern world.

By compiling these quotes, we can see fairly quickly that the fictional god that was created by the middle-eastern religions is, for want of a better word, an arse-hole. They show that phrases like "peaceful religion" and "loving god" are clearly nonsense.

They also provide fodder for discussion and that's what people like to do on boards.ie.

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 10:54pm

bluewolf wrote: »

Go on then

I thought you were off studying til wednesday - I guess noz' rule is true as always

You do know i was being sarcastic DUH!!!!!
I could but cannot be bothered and if you think i am a coward then i will be happily to make it at wednesday
Yes I was studying but that does not mean studying 24 hours every second every minute does it know ???
Am i not entitled to a break

lazygal · 13-01-2013 10:55pm

Man City 10 wrote: »

You do know i was being sarcastic DUH!!!!!
I could but cannot be bothered and if you think i am a coward then i will be happily to make it at wednesday
Yes I was studying but that does not mean studying 24 hours every second every minute does it know ???
Am i not entitled to a break

Does the Koran allow breaks?

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 10:56pm

lazygal wrote: »

Does the Koran allow breaks?

Yeah I am sure it does
Does Charles Darwin allow people to become so cheeky :P:P:pac::pac::D:D

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 10:59pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I am removing myself from this thread,
And advise you should too

lazygal · 13-01-2013 10:59pm

Man City 10 wrote: »

Yeah I am sure it does
Does Charles Darwin allow people to become so cheeky :P:P:pac::pac::D:D

Ah he's cool with it. I have a highly evolved sense of humour.

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 11:01pm

lazygal wrote: »

Ah he's cool with it. I have a highly evolved sense of humour.

Lol right atcha
:cool:

Murphj7 · 13-01-2013 11:01pm

oldrnwisr wrote: »

I would blame them for the recession if they had been responsible for it. As it stands however, I'd rather just stick to the things that they have been responsible for.

Bitter? No. Irritated? Maybe. It irritates me that a group like the catholic church have had such a negative impact on society and human civilisation driven by a mythology which is not supported by any reason or evidence. To put it in terms you can understand, as Rod Flanders would say, lies make baby Jesus cry.

In the whole the catholic church has been positive for this country. Stepped in when this country needed education. Now the Labor Party think they can do better, thank god we will alway have religious schools

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 11:02pm

(finger)
(mooning)
Lol anyone on skype should try this on IM

oldrnwisr · 13-01-2013 11:03pm

Murphj7 wrote: »

In the whole the catholic church has been positive for this country. Stepped in when this country needed education. Now the Labor Party think they can do better, thank god we will alway have religious schools

Teaching people stories with no basis in fact is not education.

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 11:03pm

By the way how do you get more stars on boards.ie

Lingua Franca · 13-01-2013 11:04pm

Worztron wrote: »

People who broke the Sabbath were turned into apes:
Qur'an 2:65
"And you know well the story of those among you who broke Sabbath. We said to them: "Be apes—despised and hated by all. Thus We made their end a warning to the people of their time and succeeding generation, and an admonition for God-fearing people."

Look, I'd keep the flipping Sabbath if I knew when it was. Muslims say Friday, Jews say Saturday and Christians say Sunday. If it doesn't matter when it is then I pick Monday. Perhaps we should keep all the other Sabbaths too, just in case. Can't work Friday-Monday, boss, it's the Sabbaths!

Sarky · 13-01-2013 11:07pm

Man City 10 wrote: »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I am removing myself from this thread,
And advise you should too

The metre is all wrong. That is a terrible poem. How about:

There was a young godling called Allah
Who spread mistruth from Turkey to Tallaght
Until one day he said
"I'll go Buddhist instead!"
And now he resides in Shambhala.

Man City 10 · 13-01-2013 11:30pm

Sarky wrote: »

The metre is all wrong. That is a terrible poem. How about:

There was a young godling called Allah
Who spread mistruth from Turkey to Tallaght
Until one day he said
"I'll go Buddhist instead!"
And now he resides in Shambhala.

Terrible as in meaning your face oh oh oh
How about this
There once was a guy called charles darwin,
He thought he was smarter then steph hawking,
Untill one day he said
''There is no God'',
But only used this statement to cover his faults
How about that

Shocking Koran Quotes

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