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Things that make you feel manly

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#242 23-01-2012 1:12pm
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Samich wrote: »

Reversing a trailer
Having your hands covered in diesel/oil

Things that make you feel like a culchie?

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#243 23-01-2012 1:32pm
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Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Changing the water cooler in the office. The ladies either can't...... or won't.

It's better to wait till they ask you.

Girl from upstairs: Feisar, can you come up and change the water cooler?

Feisar: Nah, I'm not thirsty.

First they came for the socialists...

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#244 23-01-2012 1:39pm
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davet82 wrote: »

Servicing somebody elses woman

Never water another mans wife or another mans whiskey.

First they came for the socialists...

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#245 23-01-2012 2:03pm
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ygolometsipe wrote: »

whiskey .. not being man-enough for it straight (yet!)

you'd be suprised how quikly you can get used to it

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#246 23-01-2012 2:29pm
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On a hot day, complaining about Betty Swallox

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#247 22-10-2012 10:22am
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For some reason this article reminded me of this thread.

Wearing only thongs, they chased the devil through the bush and into a pool of water, where Mr Haddow was able to grab it by the tail.

" had a few beers down me belt so wasn't really too worried about it to be honest."

he chewed a hole in me mate's bloody bathroom."

the two men as "bloody legends" for their daring capture

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#248 22-10-2012 6:12pm
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Walking around in the rain with nothing
covering your head, and pretending not
to care about getting wet.

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#249 22-10-2012 6:18pm
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Punching a steak to tenderise is.

Putting more stuff in my man drawer that I'll probably never use anyway... But you never know, those 17 spare keys might someday fit a lock... Somewhere!

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#250 22-10-2012 6:20pm
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WAXING

MY CAR:D

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#251 22-10-2012 6:20pm
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chopping wood:P

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#252 22-10-2012 6:38pm
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Things that make me feel manly:

Whipping my cock out and slapping it down on the table in order to defuse a situation.

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#253 22-10-2012 6:55pm
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smash wrote: »

Punching a steak to tenderise is.

Putting more stuff in my man drawer that I'll probably never use anyway... But you never know, those 17 spare keys might someday fit a lock... Somewhere!

I wonder is a man drawer anything like a lady drawer.

splendid101 wrote: »

Things that make me feel manly:

Whipping my cock out and slapping it down on the table in order to defuse a situation.

Nice.

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#254 22-10-2012 7:20pm
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Man Hair.
Having chest hair.
Randomly growing a moustache for the lulz.
Letting said moustache hair grow beyond the corners of my mouth, so that they are in violations of the grooming standards, so that I can scream "PO-LICE THAT MOOOSE-TASHE" at myself in the mirror.

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#255 22-10-2012 7:46pm
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I love me burping and farting.

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#256 22-10-2012 7:51pm
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Eating dinner at the sitting room table, bent over myself, I used to spread my legs wide, like a man does. I've made a conscious effort not to do it anymore.

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#257 22-10-2012 7:59pm
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I'm a woman and in my opinion and from what I've experienced downright, bare faced lies make many men think they are all big and powerful and manly.

They are absolute cowards if they can't tell the truth.

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#258 22-10-2012 8:00pm
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ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm a woman and in my opinion and from what I've experienced downright, bare faced lies make many men think they are all big and powerful and manly.

They are absolute cowards if they can't tell the truth.

That's not true at all, how dare you! :eek:

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#259 22-10-2012 8:21pm
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Samich wrote: »

Eating a leg of chicken
Having a shave
Reversing a trailer
Having your hands covered in diesel/oil

Eating a chicken
Not shaving
Building a trailer
Having different stuff on my hands

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#260 22-10-2012 8:25pm
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**** into a sock

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#261 22-10-2012 8:53pm
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Fvcking a guy in the ass.

Surprisingly masculine

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#262 22-10-2012 8:54pm
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Moustache Waxes, Chainsaws and Greco Roman wrestling

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#263 22-10-2012 8:59pm
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Mass murder.

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#264 22-10-2012 9:01pm
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Tigger wrote: »

Eating a chicken
Not shaving
Building a trailer
Having different stuff on my hands

Like this?

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#265 22-10-2012 9:04pm
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ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm a woman and in my opinion and from what I've experienced downright, bare faced lies make many men think they are all big and powerful and manly.

They are absolute cowards if they can't tell the truth.

I love how women don't lie at all, do you?

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#266 22-10-2012 9:54pm
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leavin off a good fart at the bar and sayin "Good Arse!"

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#267 22-10-2012 9:56pm
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Looking at my passport and seeing male / fireann

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#268 22-10-2012 10:09pm
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Being able to stare down people who say things like this.....

davet82 wrote: »

Hitting a woman

..... and tell them - You ain't no fúckin man pal, never were, never will be.

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#269 22-10-2012 10:15pm
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Labouring all day, maybe building a wall

Hands sore and raw from all the lifting

Man hands :cool:

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#270 23-10-2012 9:49am
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Weaponised Go Kart Racing!

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#271 23-10-2012 10:40am
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1ZRed wrote: »

Fvcking a guy in the ass.

Surprisingly masculine

Ah, you beat me to it!

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