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Things that make you feel manly

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    #152
    paulpd
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭paulpd


    Having a special stick in the shed for stirring paint.


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    #153
    newbee22
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Drinking pints when I can't stomach vodka anymore. Being in said state, seeing a hottie and saying ' I will have my way with him!' drink and me= not a good combination! :/


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    #154
    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Poking an outdoor fire when its not really neccessary.
    Paring a pencil with a penknife.


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    #155
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Launching bags of turf up to Dad in the back of the shed like they were bags of sugar.
    Drinking a large bottle of Guinness, especially after sex.
    Eating bloody steak.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #156
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    billybudd wrote: »
    Holding my new born son for the first time, know i have it in me to love, protect and nourish him.

    The steak sandwiches go in the mouth end. Hope that helps.


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    #157
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Pretending I have a penis.

    is that when you are wearing your strap on?


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    #158
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    zerks wrote: »
    I'll be using a chainsaw tomorrow,can't get a more manly feeling than sawing down trees.

    do ya get to saw down the tree huggers too?


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    #159
    gypsy_rose
    Registered Users Posts: 453 ✭✭gypsy_rose


    Shooting little animals with a big gun


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    #160
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    newbee22 wrote: »
    Drinking pints when I can't stomach vodka anymore. Being in said state, seeing a hottie and saying ' I will have my way with him!' drink and me= not a good combination! :/
    I question your gender, are you a man or a tomboy?


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    #161
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Pelvic thrusting while wearing just a towel.


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    #162
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Knowing and being able to explain the off-side rule in soccer in less than 30 seconds

    Bar-b-quing

    Gutting and filleting any dead animal before it is bar-b-qued (extra points if you killed it yourself)

    Putting in a solid tackle in rugby

    "Crouch - touch - pause - ENGAGE!" both on the rugby pitch and in the sack:)

    Bleeding profusely from an injury that obviously needs stitching and describing it as only a scratch before wrapping it in a home made dressing that risks giving you septicaemia.

    Getting up to make that important phone call before the end of The Champ....


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    #163
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Watching a Clint Eastwood film while you crack open a beer.

    Re-grouting tiles in the bathroom

    You see a smear of poo on the inside of the toilet bowl so you masterfully aim your wee to remove any trace of it. :pac:

    Enjoying a good ball-scratching.

    When your girlfriend tells you to kill that spider that's freaking her out but you pick it up and put him outside to live another day..............then you pretend to throw it at her to watch her scream :D

    You eat a giant mountain of shpuds, bacon and veggies.

    Fixing the pipes under the sink.

    And, my favourite:

    Letting the measuring tape fly back into it's holster after you've measured something with a pencil :)


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    #164
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Wearing a tailored suit.


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    #165
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Lady Chuckles wrote: »
    Sitting back in the sofa and drinking beer straight from the bottle - like a boss :)

    Drinking cans


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    #166
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Having sex with a woman. Else why would lesbians want to be men and gay guys want to be women?


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    #167
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Kicking your boxers into the air and catching them with one hand when you take'em off.

    Do it everytime. :cool:


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    #168
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Waiting till nobody is around , then putting your shoes on one side of the bed and backwards tumbling from the other side into them, you have to do it when nobody is around or CIA will kidnap you to do tests to find the secrets of your greatness.


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    #169
    Attabear
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭Attabear


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Knowing and being able to explain the off-side rule in soccer in less than 30 seconds

    Your 30 seconds begin now.......


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    #170
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Attabear wrote: »
    Your 30 seconds begin now.......

    If a player is nearer to his opponent's goal line than either the ball or the second last defender, and he is gaining advantage from being in that position, he is offside unless he is in his own half of the field of play or the ball is not in play.

    Offside is judged at the moment the ball is played forward by the player's teammate.

    simples.......


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    #171
    ronjo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭ronjo


    Jawgap wrote: »
    If a player is nearer to his opponent's goal line than either the ball or the second last defender, and he is gaining advantage from being in that position, he is offside unless he is in his own half of the field of play or the ball is not in play.

    Offside is judged at the moment the ball is played forward by the player's teammate.

    simples.......

    throw ins being exempt.... or maybe thats what you mean with the ball is not in play?


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    #172
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Emptying a room with a fart


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    #173
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    :D
    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Carrying a makeshift (a branch) walking stick while out for a Sunday stroll.

    Opening lids of jars for wimmins who aren't as strong as me.

    Getting a foot cramp the same time as you ejaculate.

    Assembling children's toys at Xmas.

    Smoking fags in a pub after hours.

    Haggling the price down when trying to purchase something.

    There are others?!!!!


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    #174
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Wearing a rain mac and flashing old ladies.


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    #175
    david
    Registered Users Posts: 3,684 ✭✭✭david


    Anything that involves a radiator bleeding key </McIntyre>

    Setting the time on the VCR/oven/car trip computer
    Haggling
    Buying a "Buy and Sell"
    Refusing to have your roll cut in half in a deli
    Mashing spuds
    Opening jars


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    #176
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Letting the measuring tape fly back into it's holster after you've measured something with a pencil :)

    +1

    Soaking your man hands in petrol for 2hours to harden them up for a bare knuckle fight.


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    #177
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Pretending to the missus you need to go the shed to fix the oil boiler , cause the heating isnt right, Pulling the bottle of vodka out from behind the boiler and having a crafty half litre.
    Knowing shes too afraid to ask you why your walking funny.


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    #178
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    cloptrop wrote: »
    Pretending to the missus you need to go the shed to fix the oil boiler , cause the heating isnt right, Pulling the bottle of vodka out from behind the boiler and having a crafty half litre.
    Knowing shes too afraid to ask you why your walking funny.

    sound like you have a drink problem if you hiding drink in the boilerhouse and afraid to drink in front of the woman.... doesnt sound manly at all. Man up and drink in front of her then beat her into the kitchen to make you a sandwich ;)


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    #179
    Spoonman75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Spoonman75


    Open a drawer to get yourself a spoon, knife or fork and pelvic thrust the drawer shut.

    If you turn your body 90 degrees and closse it with your ass cheek, hand in your man card. That's for the wimmins.


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    #180
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    gypsy_rose wrote: »
    Shooting little animals with a big gun

    It's funny shooting doesn't make me feel manly. While I enjoy it, I don't feel the man factor while shooting.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #181
    Attabear
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭Attabear


    Feisar wrote: »
    It's funny shooting doesn't make me feel manly. While I enjoy it, I don't feel the man factor while shooting.

    You need to switch to bigger game.:)


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