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Things that make you feel manly

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    #182
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Waking up in the morning and realising i left my teddy downstairs all night and didnt even notice.


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    #183
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Owning only 3 pairs of shoes, one of which are football boots and another of which are trainers

    Not knowing what any colour is beyond green, blue, red, white and black (what the f&ck is taupe anyway?)

    Knowing that a "man bag" is really just a hand bag

    Being able to tie a double windsor / being able to tie a proper bow tie

    Wearing a black tux / dinner jacket with said proper bow tie open and hanging around the collar of the dress shirt with the top button open


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    #184
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Going to the toilets in a pub and picking a fight with anyone that has a bigger schlong than me.


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    #185
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    efb wrote: »
    Balls deep in some buff fireman pumping hard

    There's nothing more manly than fucking another man.


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    #186
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Doing a handbrake turn in a field in an old wreck of a car.


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    #187
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Having a long toenail for stirring paint , picking locks , and stabbing the missus in the leg when shes asleep.


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    #188
    Irelandsfinest
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭Irelandsfinest


    extreme base jumping, thats base jumping of a tower block with a home made parachute. Black bin liners stuck together with duct tape. Thats pepsi max extreme.


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    #189
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Shaving with a safety razor. I'd imagine shaving with a straight razor would make your balls explode. Especially if you shaved your balls with one.


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    #190
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Shaving with a safety razor. I'd imagine shaving with a straight razor would make your balls explode. Especially if you shaved your balls with one.
    Shaving your balls is probably less manly than shaving your mates armpits for him.


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    #191
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    when i kick a kitten:)


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    #192
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    There's nothing more manly than fucking another man.

    The harder his is the more manly you are


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    #193
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Walking around with my hands down my pants holding my testicles.

    (they might dissappear if I dont :()


    :D


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    #194
    ukonline
    Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭ukonline


    Drinking Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke.


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    #195
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Getting up one morning and going for a pack of cigarettes and not returning till the kids are grown and in employment. Then asking for money.


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    #196
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Servicing the car


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    #197
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    cloptrop wrote: »
    Getting up one morning and going for a pack of cigarettes and not returning till the kids are grown and in employment. Then asking for money.

    Dad, is that you?


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    #198
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Agricola wrote: »
    Servicing the car

    Servicing a woman.


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    #199
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Sindri wrote: »
    Servicing a woman.

    Servicing somebody elses woman ;)


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    #200
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    davet82 wrote: »
    Servicing somebody elses woman ;)

    Being serviced by somebody else's woman.


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    #201
    Brussels Sprout
    Registered Users Posts: 6,545 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    Wiping the oil from my dipstick with a tissue and then thrusting it back into the wet compartment that I've just pulled it from.


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    #202
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Doing absolutely nothing all day and getting away with it because you put a bin out or opened a jar.


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    #203
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Using an angle grinder/welder
    Sharpening a pencil with a chisel
    Calling for a specific sized spanner "Oi, hand me the 12mm ya cunt ya!"
    Being in the front row of a scrum
    Lifting a player in a lineout


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    #204
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    peeling a pencil with a pencil
    uing a lighter to find a gas leak , carrying the grill tray out the back garden when the wife sets it on fire, finding no burglars when you hear a noise in the middle of the night , eating more protein than you need to, getting angry when people knock at the door to sell you ****, giving up drugs , teabagging someone who fell asleep in the pub , using your coat to wrestle a knife off a mugger.


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    #205
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Having a danger ****! Nothing more manly than **** on the Luas first thing in the morning.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    pics or it doesn't happen

    *PM sent!


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    #206
    Pudsy33
    Registered Users Posts: 10,729 ✭✭✭✭Pudsy33


    Realizing light beer is fcukin ****e


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    #207
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    Using a chainsaw...
    Hard to resist revving the hel1 out of it just to hear the roar :o


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    #208
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    sound like you have a drink problem if you hiding drink in the boilerhouse and afraid to drink in front of the woman.... doesnt sound manly at all. Man up and drink in front of her then beat her into the kitchen to make you a sandwich ;)
    you pronounced that wrong, its pronounced sammich...


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    #209
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    *PM sent!

    must've got lost along the way....


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    #210
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Eating a Yorkie while watching Chuck Norris films.


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    #211
    daithieoghan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭daithieoghan


    Peeing blood after getting kidney punched in a ruck


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