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Things that make you feel manly

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    #122
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Grilling a burger/steak on a bbq. Picking it up. Placing it back down in the exact same spot.


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    #123
    SpatialPlanning
    Registered Users Posts: 318 ✭✭SpatialPlanning


    2 things...

    1. Chopping down a tree.


    2. Shaking hands... Like a BOSS!



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    #124
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Changing a car tyre
    A man who cannot do this and calls out the AA is no man at all

    Parking your bike and strolling down town with your jacket, boots, pants and helmet.
    Pretty manly
    That right seanybiker


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    #125
    jugger0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Physically dominating other men (no homo)

    Being a big strong muscly kunt with a hairy chest

    Walking around your front garden in your jocks drinking milk straight from the carton shouting at passers by

    Having a bloody steak and dipping your mash into the blood for flavor


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    #126
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Fixing any DIY problem with a few belts of a hammer.

    Failure to do so results in the imminent castration of your penis.


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    #127
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,717 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Carrying a makeshift (a branch) walking stick while out for a Sunday stroll.

    Opening lids of jars for wimmins who aren't as strong as me.

    Getting a foot cramp the same time as you ejaculate.

    Assembling children's toys at Xmas.

    Smoking fags in a pub after hours.

    Haggling the price down when trying to purchase something.


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    #128
    grateface
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭grateface


    - Stopping traffic on the road to wave out a lorry/JCB etc out of a lane.

    - Having a drawer that contains everything from - light bulbs for the light over the mirror to fuses to torque wrenches.

    - Knowing exactly which direction you should be walking in a city you've never been in.

    - Giving the barman a nod for your next drink and he immediately knows your order.

    - Drinkin black tea if workin on a building site. Otherwise taking milk in an old mustard bottle is manish enough also.

    - Never carry a dog

    - Sharpen pencils with a knife

    - Giving hardy hand shakes to young lads.


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    #129
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Changing a car tyre
    A man who cannot do this and calls out the AA is no man at all

    Parking your bike and strolling down town with your jacket, boots, pants and helmet.
    Pretty manly
    That right seanybiker

    Hells yeah. :pac:


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    #130
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Sindri wrote: »
    Fixing any DIY problem with a few belts of a hammer.

    Failure to do so results in the imminent castration of your penis.

    I think you made a balls of that. . .


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    #131
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    policarp wrote: »
    I think you made a balls of that. . .

    Pointing out other men's inadequacies.

    Results in castration of your penis.


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    #132
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Sindri wrote: »
    Pointing out other men's inadequacies.

    Results in castration of your penis.

    Amputate penis.

    Castrate testicles.


    By the way, did you find out
    who the redhead lassie is?


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    #133
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    The noble art of haggling

    If you're making a large purchase, for example a large TV and you paid the listed price and were too timid to haggle, then turn in your mancard


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    #134
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    policarp wrote: »
    Amputate penis.

    Castrate testicles.


    By the way, did you find out
    who the redhead lassie is?

    In China castration included castration of the penis as well as the testicles.


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    #135
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    jugger0 wrote: »
    Having a bloody steak and dipping your mash into the blood for flavor
    Hmm. Thought I was the only one that did that.

    Also stropping a blade on your stubble until its sharp enough to shave with.

    Then shaving with it.


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    #136
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Parking a car in a tight spot without bursting into tears.

    Having duct tape.

    Sawing wood because saws can saw through wood.

    Buying tools that you'll probably never use.

    Making a roaring camp fire from plundered wood inside a ring of rocks.


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    #137
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Sindri wrote: »
    In China castration included castration of the penis as well as the testicles.

    Very well, chop your nuts and langer off.
    I was only trying to save your willie. . .


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    #138
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Looking at friends' new photos on facebook out of genuine curiosity: 1% of the time.

    Looking at friends' new photos on facebook to perv: 99%.


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    #139
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    Hmm. Thought I was the only one that did that.

    Also stropping a blade on your stubble until its sharp enough to shave with.

    Then shaving with it.
    pfft I go cow tipping then drag the cow through a potato patch and feast on it over a Zippo flame.


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    #140
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    listening to 80's music driving a tractor

    Pulling silage with said tractor,and annoying road users.

    Atein' a big feed.

    Going up on a ladder, just to have a look at the roof. Shaking the head, but doing nothing.

    Tagging calves.

    Calling my mother "The Mother"

    Calling my father by his first name.

    Helping the vet.

    Shouting blue murder at a bunch of kids at an under 12s hurling match.

    Watching cattle with hands on the hips. This is the only time a man can put his hands on his hips and not be mistaken as gay.


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    #141
    shanered
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    Scratchin'me balls!


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    #142
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Gazing drunkenly at the starry moonlit sky while taking an expenisve, yet worthwhile piss.


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    #143
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    later10 wrote: »
    Calling my mother "The Mother"

    Da auld one
    later10 wrote: »
    Calling my father by his first name.

    Da auld lad



    Having your dinner at midday. What's this lunch craic about? Dinner is for the middle of the day
    A man needs a meal and not some pansy pannini's and coffee. Carvary dinner please and pile on the mash and gravy


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    #144
    saa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Lifting heavy objects and putting things into walls (WINK),
    don't get me started on that glue gun.
    Mmmm glue gun.


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    #145
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    alphanine wrote: »
    M powered BMW redlining at c. 8000 rpm

    Any man driving a nancy-boy car like a BMW, falls well short in the 'manly' test I'm afraid.


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    #146
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Mr Keek wrote: »
    Having a pen behind yer ear.

    Having a pen knife on yer keyring.

    When the girlfriend says you'll never fit the car in that parking space and you just back the car in and get it perfect in one go.

    Whipping out the jump leads out of the boot and getting the damzel in distress back on the road again.

    Or nipple clamps as I like to call 'em.


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    #147
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Checking the oil level in a car.

    Eating steak in your boxers and a wife-beater vest.

    Drinking a beer while watching Senna and not crying (much).


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    #148
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    Sitting back in the sofa and drinking beer straight from the bottle - like a boss :)


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    #149
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Walking into Woodies (the shop).


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    #150
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Beating off feveriously until I pass out.


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    #151
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Trying to have a piss with a hard on.


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