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Things that make you feel manly

  • 19-01-2012 11:07pm
    #1
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Eating a leg of chicken
    Having a shave
    Reversing a trailer
    Having your hands covered in diesel/oil


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Comments

  • #2
    Sabrina Unsightly Oats
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sabrina Unsightly Oats


    posting on AH


  • #3
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    Wearing clothes covered in paint or dust like you've been breaking down walls


  • #4
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Sex..


  • #5
    simit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭simit


    testicles


  • #6
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Pretending I have a penis.


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,763 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Opening a bottle of beer with any object other than a bottle opener.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    therewillbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 741 ✭✭✭therewillbe


    Shaving balm,Ooops,Not for Testicles:eek:


  • #9
    Icaras
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Icaras


    anything to do with holding a sledgehammer, nail gun or hatchet or as we men call them an axe


  • #10
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Shaving my legs, reading Cosmo & bitching about celebrities.


  • #11
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I've taken up the sport of Strongman, but by far the most manly things I do are to take possession of the remote control and give about about every other driver on the road.

    And as for your leg of chicken, pffffttttt, recently I've eaten a whole chicken for lunch on a few occasions.


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  • #12
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Crossing at traffic lights when the little man is still red and a guy with his girlfriend stays on the footpath, worrying that she'll think he's been emasculated for not taking the chance.

    Also, stripping down after a hard week's work and playing volleyball with my wingmen.


  • #13
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Changing a car tyre.


  • #14
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Walking around with a newspaper under my arm.


  • #15
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    This is probably the gayest thread on Boards tonight.


  • #16
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    When I physically abuse women.


  • #17
    RickRoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭RickRoll


    Cutting sticks


  • #18
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    Wearing pink.

    Ha ha hardly as if any proper man would wear that colour


  • #19
    billybudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    Holding my new born son for the first time, know i have it in me to love, protect and nourish him.


  • #20
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Ripping open packets in the fridge so that they can't be resealed, and watching the food go hard and yuck so that it has to be binned.

    Brushing my teeth, then spitting all over the mirror.


  • #21
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    This is probably the gayest thread on Boards tonight.

    Having your period wouldn't be the most manly thing I suppose :P:P


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  • #22
    RickRoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭RickRoll


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    This is probably the gayest thread on Boards tonight.
    Ohh be nice


  • #23
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Poking a fire.
    checking your mates new dogs teeth and bollocks even though you don't really know why.
    opening the bonnet of a car and checking the engine out.
    having banter with the local pubs lifers..
    chopping logs.

    many, many things.


  • #24
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    A game of squash after work.

    *I may not work or play squash*


  • #25
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    Samich wrote: »
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    This is probably the gayest thread on Boards tonight.

    Having your period wouldn't be the most manly thing I suppose

    Yuck


  • #26
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Going for a whiz outdoors


  • #27
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    billybudd wrote: »
    Holding my new born son for the first time, know i have it in me to love, protect and nourish him.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkcucXIuVI


  • #28
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Taking the ferry!


  • #29
    gamgsam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    Sleeping out a few nights, preferably with a fire. Going back to normal life with that lovely fire smell and holding off a shower for a while. And fishing.

    But neither of those things are just for men I suppose


  • #30
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Opening jars other people can't open, especially if they're blokes.


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  • #31
    SteoL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    Having a ****


  • #32
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Eating at my sitting room table - I spread my legs apart like a man to reach my plate.


  • #33
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    gamgsam wrote: »
    And fishing.

    Fishing is totally gay.


  • #34
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Peeling my sweaty ball-sack from my leg on a sticky summer's day.


  • #35
    dx22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    Refusing to ask for directions due to superior spatial awareness!


  • #36
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Glass of bailys in PJs watching sex and the city


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  • #37
    bohsboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭bohsboy


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Lubing up my arse & ramming a black mamba ferociously up my anal passage.

    :eek:
    The goggles....they do nothing.......!


  • #38
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    billybudd wrote: »
    Holding my new born son for the first time, know i have it in me to love, protect and nourish him.

    Ladies lounge ====>

















    only joking, congrats.


  • #39
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    What makes me feel most like a man I would have to say is feeling the wind on my testicles.

    It tickles slightly and reminds me that no matter what I shall always have something to grab if I fear I will never need to perform a hip hop dance.


  • #40
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Watching Sean Connery, playing a space marshal with a shotgun, stick his hand in a pot of hot oil in order to get some drugs a baddie hid in there.

    Pretending to my girlfriend that I can tell if it's going to rain or not by the feel of the air.

    Fixing D.I.Y/electrical problems, even if I secretly googled the solution instead of figuring it out myself.


  • #41
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Pushing 130 kilos over my head.


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  • #42
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Beating up old women who are confined to wheelchairs.


  • #43
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Balls deep in some buff fireman pumping hard


  • #44
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bohsboy wrote: »
    :eek:
    The goggles....they do nothing.......!

    They're great for collecting tears.

    And as everyone knows, tears make the best lube.


  • #45
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    SteoL wrote: »
    Having a ****

    Having a danger ****! Nothing more manly than **** on the Luas first thing in the morning.


  • #46
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Bleeding radiators.


  • #47
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Hitting a woman


  • #48
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Telling the dog to get back into the kitchen.


  • #49
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Overtaking several cars and a tractor at once.

    -Funk


  • #50
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Having a danger ****! Nothing more manly than **** on the Luas first thing in the morning.

    pics or it doesn't happen


  • #51
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    leaving ****e stains on the toilet bowl,and reading last weeks newspaper while depositing said stain


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