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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #6062
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Bunny boiler is what sprang to my mind

    Also bunny is not bunny wailers real name.


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    #6063
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,104 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    And neither is Wailer!

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #6064
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

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    #6065
    George White
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭George White


    Shady Grady wrote: »
    Met a young fella named Kilron,sounds like a weedkiller.


    Or a guest character in Blake's 7.


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    #6066
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Just saw a baby Analia on Facebook ... I guess it's probably supposed to be pronounced something like Anna-Leah, however in my head it's more like "Anal ... Yeah!"


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    #6067
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    The worst name I've heard recently is not a child. It's the barmaid one who had the fling with the dirty Baker who'd stick a bun in your oven as quick as he d look at you - Paul Hollywood.

    Summer Monteys-Fullam


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    #6068
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Tee-Jay.

    I had spent the last few weeks wondering what names TJ stood for (acquaintences new baby) but having just seen it written down & the choice of spelling for the first time, I assume it’s not short for anything. I despair.


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    #6069
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Could have been related to Alice Deejay.


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    #6070
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw a baby Kyrystyl on Facebook (yes, spelled like that.) :rolleyes:

    I have heard Klingon names will be big next year


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    #6071
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Archeron wrote: »
    I have heard Klingon names will be big next year

    Maybe in kyrgyzstan


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    #6072
    riclad
    Registered Users Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Someone who names their child tee jay is either a golf fan,
    an irish american or else very stupid.
    When a child goe,s to school its gonna be tough,
    everyone will ask how do i spell that, tea, t or tee .
    The only famous person i know called t is tea leoni the actress .


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    #6073
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    riclad wrote: »
    Someone who names their child tee jay is either a golf fan,
    an irish american or else very stupid.
    When a child goe,s to school its gonna be tough,
    everyone will ask how do i spell that, tea, t or tee .
    The only famous person i know called t is tea leoni the actress .

    It's T. J.
    And it's very common
    Like Thomas junior?
    Nothing wrong with it at all.


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    #6074
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    bubblypop wrote: »
    It's T. J.
    And it's very common
    Like Thomas junior?
    Nothing wrong with it at all.
    I could be wrong but isnt the J normally Joseph? Ive known a PJ and AJ and theres DJ Carey whom I'm 99% are all Josephs.


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    #6075
    [Deleted User]
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    Balmed Out wrote: »
    I could be wrong but isnt the J normally Joseph? Ive known a PJ and AJ and theres DJ Carey whom I'm 99% are all Josephs.

    Yep, that too.
    I know a few juniors, but yea probably more Josephs now you say it.
    Either way, very common, & hardly a terribly name!


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    #6076
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Hibernosaur wrote: »
    Gretchen. Awful name for a girl, great name for a goblin like creature.

    I know a bloke named Sharon and another named Maria. In fairness they are Israeli so they probably think we're strange for calling women Sharon and Maria. After all the Hebrews invented the names first.

    Bernice was one of the worst one I have heard of.


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    #6077
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    In laws have named their little chav, "Braxton". Mummy is up the duff at 17 and Dad is an up and coming "Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman".


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    #6078
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,049 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    bubblypop wrote: »
    Yep, that too.
    I know a few juniors, but yea probably more Josephs now you say it.
    Either way, very common, & hardly a terribly name!

    But I think the point the poster is making is that it was spelt Tee Jay!

    To thine own self be true



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    #6079
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

    Back at the start of internet age - brother at a company training day was challenged to find sites where users employed easily guessed username and passwords

    On a well known adult entertainment site - username bunny - had the password bunny ...

    The mind boggles ...


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    #6080
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,973 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    I could be wrong but isnt the J normally Joseph? Ive known a PJ and AJ and theres DJ Carey whom I'm 99% are all Josephs.

    It would be worse if he was Brian Joseph.


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    #6081
    Sparkey84
    Registered Users Posts: 293 ✭✭Sparkey84


    while working in the healthcare sector i met a young girl called malena.
    Her parents were concerned to see a lot of people react oddly to hearing her name. im sure they googled it...
    it refers in medical terms to a discription of a poo and blood mixed output while passing a bowell motion


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    #6082
    avalidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭avalidusername


    Sparkey84 wrote: »
    while working in the healthcare sector i met a young girl called malena.
    Her parents were concerned to see a lot of people react oddly to hearing her name. im sure they googled it...
    it refers in medical terms to a discription of a poo and blood mixed output while passing a bowell motion
    So I don't tell the doctor I just took a Kardashian?


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    #6083
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    But I think the point the poster is making is that it was spelt Tee Jay!

    Yep. I can confirm that the the letters don't stand for any names, and the name is just the letters T and J spelt phonectially. Tee-Jay.


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    #6084
    Accepting Cookies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭Accepting Cookies


    I know someone who named their son Shooter. Did I win? ;)


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    #6085
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A couple of weeks back but I heard a young lady screaming "Armani, come back here now dja hear me" at her runaway child in the Jervis Centre.


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    #6086
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    A couple of weeks back but I heard a young lady screaming "Armani, come back here now dja hear me" at her runaway child in the Jervis Centre.

    Scrotes have a habit of naming their kids after things they can't afford.


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    #6087
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Accepting Cookies wrote: »
    I know someone who named their son Shooter. Did I win? ;)

    I'd admire it if the familial surname is McGavin.

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    #6088
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I'd admire it if the familial surname is McGavin.
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    #6089
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Imagine in a couple of years HR offices will be sorting the names in piles in pile one we will have:

    Daniel, Mary , john , Joseph, Monica, Anne,

    In pile two we will have:
    Siobhan, Saoirse, Ossin, Fionn, Fergal and Caoimhe

    In pile three:
    Blessed, promise, mercedes, Opal, Diamond, Tyler, Mason and lets not forget little Bisto, I mean Braxton.

    Guess which pile is going in the shredder and which pile is getting called for interview?


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    #6090
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    I'm highly offended by that post, skooterblue2 and have reported it directly to the admin staff.

    Regards,
    Jaxxon Diamond O'Leary.


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    #6091
    limnam
    Registered Users Posts: 9,152 ✭✭✭limnam


    o1s1n wrote: »
    Gaylord

    name of my local indian :pac:


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