The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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Drucsilla

Montage of Feck

Leonardo Bitter Overlap wrote: »

Brothers Waylon and Lawless I saw on a Facebook video today

The parents are fans of outlaw country it would seem.

Simmer down

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just saw on Facebook, brothers Fisher Andrew and Costa Arrow.

Whut?!

Your facebook is the gift that keeps on giving...

kildare lad

Paris Jai , is another stupid one I heard recently .

kildare lad

https://www.fox8live.com/2019/08/06/attorney-wants-jurors-who-wont-judge-clients-face-tattoos/?outputType=amp

Imagine that couple had a kid and decided to give it a double barrel surname...lol

Suckit

There's a guy on BBC1 on a quiz right now and his name is Leam.


Why?
So he can say "Liam with an 'e'".

Hotblack Desiato

Why? Because his parents are dickheads. Same as every post in this thread. :mad:

Deebles McBeebles

Charlene, Tyrah, Leeona and Lorcan.

Simmer down

Cooper, Mason. Lets go!
Heard in the playground yesterday.
When I looked up the father gave me an almost knowing nod.

Omackeral

Simmer down wrote: »

Cooper, Mason. Lets go!
Heard in the playground yesterday.

Do you think they even know what coopers and masons are? I often wonder that. Same with names like Dakota.

Tacitus Kilgore

Omackeral wrote: »

Do you think they even know what coopers and masons are?

They're my dogs names, if that helps :pac:

Plopsu

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Rosaysha

She'll be red-faced about that.

Rikand

Sitting in the doctors surgery and two women talking about one of their nieces who had a baby girl.

"Desiree was the name they picked wasnt it ?"

"It was, but then a few weeks later they changed it, to Destinee-Hope"

Because Desirees older sister Aaliyah was still stealing all the thunder in the naming stakes

Bobblehats

Caleb. Not far off being a local celeb with a name like that

byronbay2

There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

Beanntraigheach

Suckit wrote: »

There's a guy on BBC1 on a quiz right now and his name is Leam.


Why?
So he can say "Liam with an 'e'".

I think that's the Scottish Gaelic version of 'Liam'.

Omackeral

byronbay2 wrote: »

There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

They sound like mice and sanitary towels.

Hotblack Desiato

byronbay2 wrote: »

There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

Wonder if they have brothers called Austin and Maurice. (that's a 1970s British car joke for youse young 'uns)

Be right back

Came across a man called Lucky recently.

EmmetSpiceland

Be right back wrote: »

Came across a man called Lucky recently.

I guess his day couldn’t get much worse...

Hotblack Desiato

I hope you offered him a tissue.

riclad

The winner of bake off uk, junior, named fin .
i would not want to be named after part of a fish.
maybe the woman is a fashion fanatic , mini and maxi are short and long womens dress,s .
from omackerals post above.

iamwhoiam

riclad wrote: »

The winner of bake off uk, junior, named fin .
i would not want to be named after part of a fish.
maybe the woman is a fashion fanatic , mini and maxi are short and long womens dress,s .

His name is Finlay

tony 2 tone

iamwhoiam wrote: »

His name is Finlay

That's not much better tbh.

Bagpipe

Bimmy is a quare one now.

On Ryan Tubridy last morning a woman was on talking about her daughter Onyx, and Ryan asked her why she named her that. Forget the reason behind it, but I remember her saying “....and because it’s such a lovely name”. Ryan made noises of disapproval.

Martina1991

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On Ryan Tubridy last morning a woman was on talking about her daughter Onyx, and Ryan asked her why she named her that. Forget the reason behind it, but I remember her saying “....and because it’s such a lovely nameâ€. Ryan made noises of disapproval.

Its the name of a feckin Pokemon.

Purple Mountain

byronbay2 wrote: »

There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

Thats the woman who was on Operation Transformation before. Tríona someone. I think maybe McCarthy. She is a columnist.
Mini is a girl and Maxi is a boy, don't know if they're twins.

con___manx1

riclad wrote: »

The winner of bake off uk, junior, named fin .
i would not want to be named after part of a fish.
maybe the woman is a fashion fanatic , mini and maxi are short and long womens dress,s .
from omackerals post above.

I knew a guy called finnian.its an Irish name I think. Everyone used to call him fin for short.

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Purple Mountain wrote:

Thats the woman who was on Operation Transformation before. Tríona someone. I think maybe McCarthy. She is a columnist. Mini is a girl and Maxi is a boy, don't know if they're twins.

Not twins, and if I remember correctly Maxi is short for Maximilian. No idea what Mini is short for, if anything