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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,012 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Not twins, and if I remember correctly Maxi is short for Maximilian. No idea what Mini is short for, if anything

    I imagine that the current trend in the name Max, that they are also short for Maximilian.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,374 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Skylar ? . I know it was in breaking bad but .....


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,440 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Charity, Patience, Faith, Destiny, Angel, Prudence

    ....stear clear of saddling children with the virtues, probably a sure fire way to create a little devil ;) just out of spite for their given name!


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,936 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    cjmc wrote: »
    Skylar ? . I know it was in breaking bad but .....

    I wonder if Walter is getting more popular :pac:

    Life ain't always empty.



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Came across a German toddler called Rocky recently.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dartboardio


    A girl I know called her baby 'ramona ezra' vom

    Although I've had really bad ones, in work, someone called their daughter 'Pearl Curtin'

    Also hate the name Lexi. Sounds like a character from an episode off baby time or nickelodeon

    A girl I know called her baby Harper-Willow. Hahahah


  • Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    I heard a woman shouting "come back Tiler" in Dunnes today.

    Roofer and Bricklayer must have stayed at home with Dad :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,936 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    That'd be Tyler. Horrible scumbaggy name.

    Life ain't always empty.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,440 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    That'd be Tyler. Horrible scumbaggy name.

    What about Hunter? (cringe)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Honorable mentions go to Parker and Cooper too. I know a woman with a son called Parker who she affectionately refers to as her ‘little Peepee’ on social media.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,012 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Deja Boo wrote: »
    What about Hunter? (cringe)

    Hunter is very American.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Honorable mentions go to Parker and Cooper too. I know a woman with a son called Parker who she affectionately refers to as her ‘little Peepee’ on social media.

    Well I threw up a little anyways.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Just saw a baby Kyrystyl on Facebook (yes, spelled like that.) :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭amor3


    I'm on a group on fb and most days there is someone asking for ideas on baby names! My god, this thread would have a field day reading the suggestions..


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,206 ✭✭✭TheDavester


    When i was younger and hung out with a mate, his mother had a babysitting job of this kid for about a year and he hung out with us ,his name was Jib.....and got the weirdest looks off everyone when someone came along to hang and when we introduced who he was


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    When i was younger and hung out with a mate, his mother had a babysitting job of this kid for about a year and he hung out with us ,his name was Jib.....and got the weirdest looks off everyone when someone came along to hang and when we introduced who he was

    They probably didn’t like the cut of him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    When i was younger and hung out with a mate, his mother had a babysitting job of this kid for about a year and he hung out with us ,his name was Jib.....and got the weirdest looks off everyone when someone came along to hang and when we introduced who he was
    That name conjures up an image of a 60 year old hill billy in dungarees with no front teeth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭Marty Xavier


    Masturbating furiously into a bucket of sawdust.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    One of the Geordie Shore alumni has named her baby boy "Rox".

    Why? Because the urban dictionary definition of Rox means "ultra cool".


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,506 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    watching the new ep of gold rush . brennans girlfriend has a son called pistol . ffs that has to be the most american fecked up name posible


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  • Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    watching the new ep of gold rush . brennans girlfriend has a son called pistol . ffs that has to be the most american fecked up name posible

    Gerard Way's daughter is called Bandit. I hope her and Pistol find each other in a few years and get married.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,917 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    The RTE reporter Dimitri O'Donnell.
    Nothing wrong with Dimitri but it just doesn't sound right as a full name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,022 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Masturbating furiously into a bucket of sawdust.

    Would depend on the surname.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,012 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    One of the Geordie Shore alumni has named her baby boy "Rox".

    Why? Because the urban dictionary definition of Rox means "ultra cool".

    Maybe he rox?

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 537 ✭✭✭zeebre12


    I heard of some celebrity that has a young daughter called Pebbles. Pebbles is grand up until around 5 but when you are 35 and your name is Pebbles there is something wrong.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    zeebre12 wrote: »
    I heard of some celebrity that has a young daughter called Pebbles. Pebbles is grand up until around 5 but when you are 35 and your name is Pebbles there is something wrong.

    Susan Boyle had a cat named Pebbles. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shady Grady


    Met a young fella named Kilron,sounds like a weedkiller.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,374 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    BuboBubo wrote: »
    I heard a woman shouting "come back Tiler" in Dunnes today.

    Roofer and Bricklayer must have stayed at home with Dad :)
    There's a tyler and a finn in my son , lynx's, class
    Normal enough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    zeebre12 wrote: »
    I heard of some celebrity that has a young daughter called Pebbles. Pebbles is grand up until around 5 but when you are 35 and your name is Pebbles there is something wrong.
    Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 321 ✭✭horsebox1977


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

    Bunny Wailer


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