The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

corner of hells

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Imagine in a couple of years HR offices will be sorting the names in piles in pile one we will have:

Daniel, Mary , john , Joseph, Monica, Anne,

In pile two we will have:
Siobhan, Saoirse, Ossin, Fionn, Fergal and Caoimhe

In pile three:
Blessed, promise, mercedes, Opal, Diamond, Tyler, Mason and lets not forget little Bisto, I mean Braxton.

Guess which pile is going in the shredder and which pile is getting called for interview?

Can you see anyone from that third pile ever looking for employment?

Unless as you say yourself, Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman?

skooterblue2

corner of hells wrote: »

Can you see anyone from that third pile ever looking for employment?

Unless as you say yourself, Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman?

I will have you know that little Bistos Father is very busy right now. Its coming up to the busy season, what not with parties, Sales and he is expanding the business. He is also in debt recovery and at the rate he is going he will be in running a sort of Pop up stream lined dating agency.

Accepting Cookies

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'd admire it if the familial surname is McGavin.

ha ha! If only Funny enough, it does begin with a Mc, but the rest is of no significance

Paddy Cow

corner of hells wrote: »

Can you see anyone from that third pile ever looking for employment?

Unless as you say yourself, Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman?

They're not going to need to look for regular employment like regular plebs like John and Mary. They're all going to be Youtube stars or influencers or models.

Foweva Awone

Hard to tell if this is for real or a piss-take!!! The name itself (Squire Sebastian Senator) is bad enough, but read the rest of the post ...

https://awkward.com/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-friends-mock-her-sons-name/

tony 2 tone

Denver, for a boy. Marley for a girl.

aaakev

Helen, who names a kid Helen???!!!

Paddy Cow

Cameron Diaz named her daughter Raddix. I keep reading it as Radox

lavinia hathaway

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Cameron Diaz named her daughter Raddix. I keep reading it as Radox

I thought I was the only one, even worse is that I keep reading it as Radish

Paddy Cow

lavinia hathaway wrote: »

I thought I was the only one, even worse is that I keep reading it as Radish

Nicole Kidman's daughter is Sunday Rose. I'll give you one guess how I read it :pac:

lavinia hathaway

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Nicole Kidman's daughter is Sunday Rose. I'll give you one guess how I read it :pac:

Yes, they can all have a big celebrity dinner based on their kids' names.....
Apples, radishes and Sunday roasts

Hamsterchops

Dymphna.

skooterblue2

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Cameron Diaz named her daughter Raddix. I keep reading it as Radox

Sorry when I heard it, I thought it was some sort of worming powder for dogs.

"Raddix, beats worms every time, all the time, ain't nuttin' te flush 'em out like Raddix Source"

skooterblue2

lavinia hathaway wrote: »

Yes, they can all have a big celebrity dinner based on their kids' names.....
Apples, radishes and Sunday roasts

What about that fella Turps Moran from the Sawdoctors? But in Fairness he wasnt christened that name.

EagererBeaver

Have just been sent a screenshot of a couple who have called their kid Dodger. Photos of monogrammed baby clothes and all so it's real.

MintyMagnum

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Have just been sent a screenshot of a couple who have called their kid Dodger.

May he be both Artful & Jammie.

Deebles McBeebles

Heard of a Rua the other day. Grand name for a dog though.

Gwen Cooper

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Heard of a Rua the other day. Grand name for a dog though.

I kinda like that. Most likey wouldn't name my kid that, but I really like the way it sounds.

Marty Xavier

Rua Tipoki, Munster ligind

MintyMagnum

Marty Xavier wrote: »

Rua Tipoki, Munster ligind

Think Ronan O'Gara called one of his Rua?

puppieperson1

Little barry ( son of barry who is affectionately called big barry , i kid you not )

ButtersSuki

I heard a mother call for “Puffin” yesterday. They were Irish.

EagererBeaver

There is some twat "mummy blogger" my wife has come across on Instagram whose kids' names are, no joke:

Bolan-Billy Super Duper

Ziggy-Ramone Unicorn Prince

Hendrix-Cobaine Santa Claus

Lennon-William Egg Butty

Potential-Monke

I don't follow the current music people, so I still thought that utter bellend Kanye only had 1 child he called North. Turns out he has 4, and all 4 have stupid names:

Saint
North
Psalm
Chicago

I just... can't.

Bobblehats

Kyren. The closest professional snooker will get to an american, his entrance music is an abomination too if that’s the new breed then bye

corks finest

Chelsea

corks finest

Mighty

Marty Xavier

I wonder will Hendrix-Cobain make it to 28?

SusieBlue

Daizie

Sardonicat

SusieBlue wrote: »

Daizie

Because Daisy just sounds so common