The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Ipso

farmchoice wrote: »

ibarelycare wrote: »

I just came across a "mommy blogger" (puke) whose kids are called Kyle, Noa Belle, Briar, and Milla.

Briar? as in ''i fell into some briars and ripped my jeans''

Sounds like it, maybe blackberry bush will catch on.

TheWonderLlama

Anyone remember the ad...

"Perestroika, yer dinner's ready"

Paddy Cow

ibarelycare wrote: »

I just came across a "mommy blogger" (puke) whose kids are called Kyle, Noa Belle, Briar, and Milla.

I don't mind all the Kyles. Anyone of them could be the Kyle sent from the future to save us all from the Terminators :pac:

Moomoomacshoe

Really don't like the name Senan which is becoming popular or Tadhg ugh. Can't stand the name Wilf either.

Controversial one:Eleanor..have never known a 'normal" Eleanor, tend to be loony bins(adults I mean). So big nope to that one for kids.

Paddy Cow

Moomoomacshoe wrote: »

Really don't like the name Senan which is becoming popular or Tadhg ugh. Can't stand the name Wilf either.

Controversial one:Eleanor..have never known a 'normal" Eleanor, tend to be loony bins(adults I mean). So big nope to that one for kids.

Wtf is that? Is it a foreign name? Sorry I've just never come across it and the first thing I thought of when I saw it was Milf

Witchie

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Wtf is that? Is it a foreign name? Sorry I've just never come across it and the first thing I thought of when I saw it was Milf

What? You thought they called a child after an extremist Islamic group? MILF

Airyfairy12

Margret - horrible name and ive never met a Margret that I liked (adults that is).

Recently heard of an American child called 'Ireland' - I mean really, come on.

Moomoomacshoe

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Wtf is that? Is it a foreign name? Sorry I've just never come across it and the first thing I thought of when I saw it was Milf

Haha no it's an actual child's name..soo awful!!!

clappyhappy

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Margret - horrible name and ive never met a Margret that I liked (adults that is).

Recently heard of an American child called 'Ireland' - I mean really, come on.

The actor Alec Baldwin has a daughter called Ireland.

Saint_Mel

Ipso wrote: »

I knew a Fuinneog once, she was a real pain.

She tried to be deceptive, but you could see right through her

Omackeral

Saint_Mel wrote: »

She tried to be deceptive, but you could see right through her

That was absolutely paneful.

SusieBlue

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Margret - horrible name and ive never met a Margret that I liked (adults that is).

Recently heard of an American child called 'Ireland' - I mean really, come on.

I've seen a couple of little Irelynn's online. The -lynn ending makes it cuter. Obviously.

uncommon_name

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Margret - horrible name and ive never met a Margret that I liked (adults that is).

Recently heard of an American child called 'Ireland' - I mean really, come on.

clappyhappy wrote: »

The actor Alec Baldwin has a daughter called Ireland.

"Eyer-Laaan-D"

Fair enough if the Americans could say the bloody word properly it wouldn't be too bad of a name.

Shirlywhirl

In the book i'm currently reading the author acknowledges her daughter Clementine Pie!

Redneck Reject

A fella at my old High School was named Topper.

Jakey Rolling

Recently came across one I had never heard before - Atticus.

Presumed it was something from Harry Potter, but apparently he was a Greek philosopher. Would certainly stand out amongst the boys in our local national school.

Harleen Quinzel

Jakey Rolling wrote: »

Recently came across one I had never heard before - Atticus.

Presumed it was something from Harry Potter, but apparently he was a Greek philosopher. Would certainly stand out amongst the boys in our local national school.

I’d associate it with Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird.

I read this earlier and thought of this thread.
Seventeen year old Gypsy is having a tough time with Facebook deleting her profile as her name is a “racial slur”.

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/why-is-she-getting-singled-out-facebook-bans-irish-girls-account-after-saying-her-name-is-a-racial-slur-38415950.html

Deebles McBeebles

Oh heres to you, Gypsy Robinson
Your ma must hate you more than you can know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless ya please, Gypsy Robinson
Hell holds a place for those who name
Like they're insane
Hey, hey, hey

Be right back

Came across an Arlo recently. Poor boy.

Deebles McBeebles

Be right back wrote: »

Came across an Arlo recently. Poor boy.

quickbeam

clappyhappy wrote: »

The actor Alec Baldwin has a daughter called Ireland.

So does Kim Bassinger.

Ipso

Saint_Mel wrote: »

Ipso wrote: »

I knew a Fuinneog once, she was a real pain.

She tried to be deceptive, but you could see right through her

I saw that coming.

ibarelycare

Facebook/Instagram pages for businesses who do personalised clothing are absolute gold mines for knackery kid names. Came across the following all on one page this morning:

Prezzi-Jai
Raiya
Kolby
Kaizer
Skyler
Mason
Ruby May

Noo

Be right back wrote: »

Came across an Arlo recently. Poor boy.

I see your Arlo and raise you two Arlos. I know two completely separate people who have named their sons Arlo in the past year.

Bassfish

Gobnait and Cranait are popular girls names in gaeltacht areas. Do they actually hate their children?

Conall Cernach

I heard a Rocky the other day. He was a toddler walking round the street with only an Ireland jersey on.

EmmetSpiceland

Tanner.

Loveinapril

I like the name Arlo. I love quirky names and am surprised that my son's name hasn't appeared on this thread. I know someone with a Fletcher.

dennyire

Love Arlo Guthrie's music. Son of Woody Guthrie. The train they call New Orleans was a classic

ibarelycare

Loveinapril wrote: »

I like the name Arlo. I love quirky names and am surprised that my son's name hasn't appeared on this thread. I know someone with a Fletcher.

Sounds like Felcher....