The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Glebee

Omackeral wrote: »

Maybe their mother was a warrior princess and their father was a bad ass archaeologist?

Doubt it going from what I saw:D:D

Paddy Cow

SusieBlue wrote: »

Rubee-Roase

Nicole Kidman called one of her daughter's Sunday Rose. I always read it as Sunday Roast

Deja Boo

Faye........if your surname is King

(just don't)

Omackeral

Deja Boo wrote: »

Faye........if your surname is King

(just don't)

And don't forget the brother Joe.

Woshy

I have a note saved on my phone where I keep an record of all the really awful names I come across in Mum Facebook Groups - there's some shockers on there.

The worst is a little girl called Kherington. Runner up being the girl called Myrphie

Mad_maxx

Sef

chang_su

Any common name written erroneously: e.g. Wash-ink-ton

Lady Haywire

Woshy wrote: »

I have a note saved on my phone where I keep an record of all the really awful names I come across in Mum Facebook Groups - there's some shockers on there.

The worst is a little girl called Kherington. Runner up being the girl called Myrphie

Shall we call her Myrtle or Sophie?
Wait....I have an idea! :pac:

That is the only way I'll accept that monstrosity came to exist. I refuse to believe someone could bastardise Murphy that much.

Hotblack Desiato

Using Murphy as a forename is a shooting offence in itself.

Woshy

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Using Murphy as a forename is a shooting offence in itself.

I know - even Murphy is a horrific name for a baby girl, never mind making the spelling all cutesie. This lady used to post a lot in a group I'm in and I just couldn't take her seriously. Naturally, most of the women in the group are American.

Some of the boys names I have saved are Dresden, Cleveland, Oslo, Banks and October.

Also another contender for the girl top spot was the baby named Pov.

Hamsterchops

Fanny

Niska

Woshy wrote: »

Also another contender for the girl top spot was the baby named Pov.

maybe some empathy, you know, see it from her point of view...

Roger Hassenforder

"Tyler... take off yar shoe-es on the zorb-es"

Foweva Awone

Not a kid's name, but just saw on Forensic Files a detective called Buzz Busby. How could you take someone seriously with a name like that? Bzzzzzzz!!!!

Rubberlegs

I was watching some nature programme earlier and a kid taking part in it was asked his name and he said Rigsby.

ballsdeep69

Denise & de nephew

Foweva Awone

I saw this on Facebook and cringed at the names, which are (as far as I can make out) Rustin, Terrance, Sei'anna and Zy'rianna.

afkasurfjunkie

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I saw this on Facebook and cringed at the names, which are (as far as I can make out) Rustin, Terrance, Sei'anna and Zy'rianna.

Ha I just came across that same photo. Useful idea though. Probably not as much use when kid wears same uniform mon-fri.

matchthis

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I saw this on Facebook and cringed at the names, which are (as far as I can make out) Rustin, Terrance, Sei'anna and Zy'rianna.

First name looks like Austin, last two look like a brangelina mash up

corner of hells

Granny got a cold, sharp shock when she brought her grandson, Kookie, 9, for an ice-cream treat in Dublin city centre to cool down in the Summer heat.

Bredabe

Lavina-Marie followed by four very Irish surnames, 4!

PopePalpatine

corner of hells wrote: »

Granny got a cold, sharp shock when she brought her grandson, Kookie, 9, for an ice-cream treat in Dublin city centre to cool down in the Summer heat.

I came here to post that! :pac:

corner of hells

PopePalpatine wrote: »

corner of hells wrote: »

Granny got a cold, sharp shock when she brought her grandson, Kookie, 9, for an ice-cream treat in Dublin city centre to cool down in the Summer heat.

I came here to post that! :pac:

I'm pretty certain I've won the thread.

Foweva Awone

Just heard of a girl (American) called Daleynee. It's supposed to be pronounced like Delaney ... a cruel enough name for a girl even with the correct spelling!

Martina1991

https://ruinmyweek.com/trending/internet-white-baby-names/?utm_content=buffer8319c&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=thegoodlordabove&utm_campaign=bloomjoy

Some humdingers.

afkasurfjunkie

Martina1991 wrote: »

https://ruinmyweek.com/trending/internet-white-baby-names/?utm_content=buffer8319c&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=thegoodlordabove&utm_campaign=bloomjoy

Some humdingers.

Aaw thanks for that. Followed the link to the chalkboard story too. Wow. Those spellings...

ibarelycare

I just came across a "mommy blogger" (puke) whose kids are called Kyle, Noa Belle, Briar, and Milla.

uncommon_name

An old neighbour of mine called her daughter "Disney"
I suspect she is now dancing on a pole somewhere.

Turquoise Hexagon Sun

I swear I heard one family that had a Mason and a Tyler

farmchoice

ibarelycare wrote: »

I just came across a "mommy blogger" (puke) whose kids are called Kyle, Noa Belle, Briar, and Milla.

Briar? as in ''i fell into some briars and ripped my jeans''