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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide · 2011-12-31 00:14:42

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself... Isis.

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#5762 11-07-2019 5:54pm
Butterface

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Baby girl called Sacra. Just doesn't sound right.

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#5763 11-07-2019 6:39pm
Conor Bourke

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https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/education/hull-mum-spends-school-uniform-3077067

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#5764 11-07-2019 9:15pm
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Cornelius Crow wrote:

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I actually know a couple that called their baby girl Tia Maria.

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#5765 11-07-2019 9:45pm
wiggle16

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Theresa-Mae-Belle Lily-Angel.

Heard it at a christening. The priest was blue in the face because he kept getting tongue tied every time he said it.

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#5766 11-07-2019 9:48pm
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sbsquarepants wrote: »

I know of an Irish girl called Epi, apparently it's not short for anything - her name is just Epi.:eek:

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

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#5767 11-07-2019 10:20pm
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bobbysands81 wrote: »

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

That's gas! Reminds me of this a little bit.

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#5768 11-07-2019 10:22pm
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bobbysands81 wrote: »

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

Its Dural

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#5769 11-07-2019 10:25pm
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bobbysands81 wrote: »

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

Posted yesterday !!!

iamwhoiam wrote: »

I hope her surname isn’t Penn

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#5770 11-07-2019 10:26pm
wiggle16

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lbc2019 wrote: »

Its Dural

Dermis, I thought?

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#5771 11-07-2019 10:29pm
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wiggle16 wrote: »

Dermis, I thought?

Glotis?

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#5772 11-07-2019 10:33pm
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lbc2019 wrote: »

Glotis?

Centre?

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#5773 11-07-2019 10:34pm
wiggle16

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lbc2019 wrote: »

Glotis?

Maiden name. I think she goes by Lepsy now.

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#5774 11-07-2019 10:35pm
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Omackeral wrote: »

Centre?

Siotomy

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#5775 11-07-2019 10:36pm
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Omackeral wrote: »

Centre?

Taph?

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#5776 11-07-2019 10:41pm
Omackeral

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Sode

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#5777 11-07-2019 10:42pm
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wiggle16 wrote: »

Lepsy

lbc2019 wrote: »

Taph

Omackeral wrote: »

Sode

Honestly feel like there are worse names in the thread than these.

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#5778 11-07-2019 10:48pm
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I read on a FB page today of a baby boy called Fendi Blu. And he has a baby cousin called Cavalli. I would bet neither of these children is related to someone who’s ever written a CV before.

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#5779 11-07-2019 10:57pm
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ibarelycare wrote: »

I read on a FB page today of a baby boy called Fendi Blu. And he has a baby cousin called Cavalli. I would bet neither of these children is related to someone who’s ever written a CV before.

They'll never go to Third Level education but they might go to collage

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#5780 12-07-2019 4:04pm
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Butterface wrote: »

Baby girl called Sacra. Just doesn't sound right.

legious?

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#5781 12-07-2019 4:06pm
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Sacra Bleu!

Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.

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#5782 12-07-2019 4:08pm
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There was a kid on my road called Cola.... There was also a couple who had a dog called Cola!

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#5783 12-07-2019 6:35pm
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There's a child in Monkstown called Rhapsody.
Not really, I just made that up but I could definitely see it being true.

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#5784 12-07-2019 7:16pm
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Omackeral wrote: »

From the article "She said: 'Mom, why is she laughing at my name?'. Probably because your name is dumb as f*ck. Not he child's fault, of course. The article also says the kid is called Abcde and has to include pronounced ab-si-dee in it. Any person she'll ever meet that requires written forms or phone calls she'll have to say ''it's pronounced......''

The mother told ABC7 news. I hope she pronounces it Abciseven.

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#5785 12-07-2019 7:32pm
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Was on a train one day where a mother kept referring to her son as 'Jimmy Dean'. Sit down Jimmy Dean. Do you want some crisps Jimmy Dean?... and so on.

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#5786 12-07-2019 8:06pm
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I read an article referring to a child named Oak but in the context of it, it wasn't clear if it was a boy or a girl.

To thine own self be true

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#5787 12-07-2019 8:14pm
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Scoundrel wrote: »

legious?

Sacra Bleu!!ðŸ˜‚

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#5788 12-07-2019 8:16pm
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wiggle16 wrote: »

Dermis, I thought?

An all round good skin? Lol

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#5789 12-07-2019 8:17pm
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Omackeral wrote: »

Centre?

Was the Mother Eartha Quake? Lol

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#5790 12-07-2019 8:22pm
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seagull wrote: »

Because some people should are overly stupid and should not be allowed to breed.

Cormac Mc Cormac.

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#5791 13-07-2019 7:06pm
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Little girl called Belle Lister at the children's hospital yesterday for an appointment at the same time as my 3 year old...

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