The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Teepinaw

Still think I win this thread with Kyron

Hotblack Desiato

Conall Cernach wrote: »

I heard a Rocky the other day.

Dad would have rather got a puppy by the sounds of it.

Sardonicat

Teepinaw wrote: »

Still think I win this thread with Kyron

Is that meant to be Kieran with a trendy, modern spelling (ironic, when you consider it's already an anglicised version of Ciaran) or is it supposed to sound like a sci-fi villi an?

Hotblack Desiato

It sounds like "My parents are morons"

Be right back

Noo wrote: »

I see your Arlo and raise you two Arlos. I know two completely separate people who have named their sons Arlo in the past year.

Poor boys!

MetzgerMeister

Sardonicat wrote: »

Is that meant to be Kieran with a trendy, modern spelling (ironic, when you consider it's already an anglicised version of Ciaran) or is it supposed to sound like a sci-fi villi an?

Maybe the child is as ugly as the Ssang Yong SUV of the same name?

FatherTed

A friend of mine named her sons Jett and Cash. Really.

Airyfairy12

Gobnait

NoviGlitzko

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Gobnait

That really is a terrible name. My 90yo old school teacher was called Gobnait so it's been around for ages.

dennyire

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

That really is a terrible name. My 90yo old school teacher was called Gobnait so it's been around for ages.

Gobnait O'Lunacy.....Frank Kelly

vriesmays

John Murphy.

chang_su

John Doe

Foweva Awone

I just saw a baby Jackxson on Facebook, it hurt my head ... just call the child Jackson, or (if you must) Jaxon ... Jackxson, what an absolute monstrosity of a name.

Paddy Cow

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I just saw a baby Jackxson on Facebook, it hurt my head ... just call the child Jackson, or (if you must) Jaxon ... Jackxson, what an absolute monstrosity of a name.

I know a couple who named their son Jackson, which isn't a usual name in Ireland but I got corrected on the spelling - it's Jaxon. Fair enough. It's a pretty popular name right now even though I think it spells like a cleaning fluid but Jackxson??? Why would you do that to a child. I know there is a push in the last five/ten years for kids to have a Younique name it's getting ridiculous.

Shane119

ibarelycare wrote: »

I just came across a "mommy blogger" (puke) whose kids are called Kyle, Noa Belle, Briar, and Milla.

Reminds me of this legend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk&feature=share

riclad

I read skylar or skyler is a name used in america,
also heard a podcaster call their son xandar.
There,s no way that child will not be bullied at school .
Americans now just seem to take random letters and make up names,
its not as if theres not a 100 old names to use like joe, jack, john,
etc
Alot of kids are named after characters in tv show,s .

poisonated

Seven.

blindside88

poisonated wrote: »

Seven.

Of Nine?

poisonated

blindside88 wrote: »

Of Nine?

Close. It was a character in married with children.

Suckit

ibarelycare wrote: »

I just came across a "mommy blogger" (puke) whose kids are called Kyle, Noa Belle, Briar, and Milla.

I just looked up the name Briar, because that stood out in particular as a rotten name to impose on a child. One of the parents have to have been coerced into agreeing to that.
Anyway, as I said I looked it up. If you were unsure about it, according to this website these names are similar to it:
Braxon
Trillian
Haruki
Frost
Halston
Harlem
Windsor
Kaiser
Pippin
Tomasz
Camerron
Kealan
Kolin
Zadin
Silvestro
Ashtine

LoganRice

John is awful

SuperS54

In a conference call at work with a customer called Geoff, took great offence to his name being pronounced as "Jeff" and insisted on being called "Gee-off". Have to assume he considers it short for Gee-offrey.

_Brian

Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald

He got fair stick, says he was tortured all through school.

Hotblack Desiato

You should've told Gee-off to gee off

Deebles McBeebles

_Brian wrote: »

Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald

He got fair stick, says he was tortured all through school.

Sounds like he could tour schools talking about bullying. Give some McNuggets of wisdom to the kids.

Paddy Cow

Alot of kids are named after characters in tv show,s .[/QUOTE]

_Brian wrote: »

Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald

He got fair stick, says he was tortured all through school.

Please tell me ye worked in McDonalds

Suckit

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Alot of kids are named after characters in tv show,s .


Please tell me ye worked in McDonalds

Or Burger King.



*Hands in Blank CV*

"Congratulations, you have got the job!"

thesandeman

Suckit wrote: »

Or Burger King.



*Hands in Blank CV*

"Congratulations, you have got the job!"

That's pretty much how the Paddy Power lad got his job.
None of the three original company investors was called Paddy, they just called it Paddy Power because it sounded 'Oirish'.
Luckily enough one of the the lads youngsters was called Paddy (I'm guessing Patrick) but he became the face of Paddy Power for that reason only.

Peatys

riclad wrote: »

Americans now just seem to take random letters and make up names,
.

And just put De in front of normal names
And then make them play American Handegg.

Omackeral

Peatys wrote: »

And just put De in front of normal names
And then make them play American Handegg.

And non-normal names...