State of the Nation address thread

Mr.Crinklewood

People throw your phrases and cliches here.

Whoever gets most mentioned wins My pride.

cosanostra

Tighten our belts, Pull together, We will get out of this, Is feidir linn

frank9901

we are living beyond our means

yuppies

Who's your sexy daddy?

Biggins

Responsibility - we have the leadership - courage and willingness - across the board - everyone will be effected - all inclusive - with deep regret - will say a number of times how much we owe - etc...

arybvtcw0eolkf

Fist fucked and arse raped.

Immaculate Pasta

We are invading the Isle of Man :cool:

The Internet Explorer

Now is a time to blast ourselves with piss. We must blast ourselves with piss in order to progress as a nation. We will blast ourselves with piss for many, many years so that our children and their children after that, will not have to blast themselves with piss.

WoollyRedHat

Sexy people of Éire
We're all in this together,
Have you seen the price of milk lately?
It'll be grand sure
Sarkozy ya prick, I'll fight ya

Fuinseog

Biggins wrote: »

Responsibility - we have the leadership - courage and willingness - across the board - everyone will be effected - all inclusive - with deep regret - will say a number of times how much we owe - etc...

you could play a form of bingo, whereby you cross off these phrases as they are mentioned.

J. Marston

Game over, man. Game over!

mattjack

Vee haf to speak the German from now on.Deutchland Uber Alles und arbiet macht frei.

bleg

5 point plan.

Fromthetrees

The lights will be turned off at 11 o'clock tonight until further notice, good night and god bless. I'll be in Australia.

Thrill

Going forward.

Benny_Cake

I found 100 billion in used notes behind a filing cabinet in government buildings.Pay rises for all.

Yurt

Love Hate will be on after my Address

Biggins

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It was all their fault!
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ilovesleep

Ellianna Puny Sausage wrote: »

Fist fucked and arse raped.

And pissed on for good measure.

You little people of Ireland: you must know your place and work like the paupers thay ye are to keep my pockets full with money.

hairyslug

Atleast me and my mates made a few quid out of it

My name is URL

"Europe's path has changed, and our path remains within that changing Europe"

Or something to that effect

Biggins

Treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty,


...And treaty!

theteal

cosanostra wrote: »

Tighten our belts, Pull together, We will get out of this, Is feidir linn

holy sh!t, he actually will, won't he? :eek:

dj jarvis

well one thing is for sure

this address will be on reeling in the years in 20 years - we will watch this and think holy fu2k they fu2ked us good and proper

he will mention , going forward , troika , imf , emf , our European partners
the last government , pain , Ireland future , croke park deal , international markets , bond yields , anal fisting , for the good of the nation , angela merkel
,painful choices , tax take , difficult choices , no choice

have i left anything out ?

lastlaugh

That's it, I'm off.

Doesn't matter what we do, we are shagged.

This is the first of several punishing budgets.

People need to stop whining and take what's coming.

I don't need to worry too much as I am and will be loaded for the rest of my life.

Kensington

Wonder will he copy one of Barrack Obama's state of the nation speeches?

Wouldn't be the first time...

ilovesleep

lastlaugh wrote: »

That's it, I'm off.

Doesn't matter what we do, we are shagged.

This is the first of several punishing budgets.

People need to stop whining and take what's coming.

I don't need to worry too much as I am and will be loaded for the rest of my life.

Is that you or ms kenny speaking?

julyjane

"We have turned the corner" :rolleyes:

And lots of blame directed at "our predecessors"

uncle_sam_ie

Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!

dj jarvis

julyjane wrote: »

"We have turned the corner" :rolleyes:

And lots of blame directed at "our predecessors"

and he has EVERY right to nail those FF bastards becasue they ARE mostly at fault for destroying the country

heres hoping he declares a dictatorship and his fist decree will be to have FF outlawed - its td's and councilors hung along the quays in dublin and cork
and anyone who voted for them having their taxs and charges doubled for life

FFS this country - they are going up in the polls

we all should never ever forget what those bandits done to our republic

i would rather sign the gaff over to the brits than let FF anywhere NEAR power again - like the jewish people and the holocaust - dont ever stop telling your young of the horror of that era

think im exaggerating - go to your local hospital, school or dole office

tonycascarino

Vote Yes to Jobs, Yes to Lisbon

tonycascarino

dj jarvis wrote: »

and he has EVERY right to nail those FF bastards becasue they ARE mostly at fault for destroying the country

True. But don't kid yourself, the current shower are every bit as good

MagicMarker

When is this on?

Thrill

9:30 RTE 1

mikom

Preview here.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUHpWg7W9I

dj jarvis

tonycascarino wrote: »

True. But don't kid yourself, the current shower are every bit as good

i agree - but when the fu2k up they will get the same punishment at the polls

what annoys me is the brass neck of FF and its cult members assuming 12 months later we will all have forgotten :eek:
i was listening to newstalk last week and a FF bandit said " change the record - you cant keep using that as a excuse " i nearly drove to the studio to kick the crap out off the FF lackey

they can use it and should becasue they would not have to sell the country if FF did not completely fu2k the place up

FG will get the same if they do the same - but ill wait and see
TBH i feel slightly sorry for them becasue in fairness its the poison chalice of all poison chalices

sunflower27

Moving forward
Mistakes of the past
Great nation
Fighting nation
Spirited nation
Believe in the future etc etc.

fran38

dj jarvis wrote: »

well one thing is for sure

this address will be on reeling in the years in 20 years - we will watch this and think holy fu2k they fu2ked us good and proper

he will mention , going forward , troika , imf , emf , our European partners
the last government , pain , Ireland future , croke park deal , international markets , bond yields , anal fisting , for the good of the nation , angela merkel
,painful choices , tax take , difficult choices , no choice

have i left anything out ?

Wonder if these fellas will get a mention?
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Fart

"It's ok, my friends don't have to worry. But for the rest of ya... problem?"

Killer Pigeon

Enda Kenny: "People of Ireland, we must cooperate wholly and fully with the ECB as it is in Ireland's interests ... etc... in the interest of European unity ... stability of the future economy ... jobs ... sharing the burden ... our children's future ... dignity and respect ... etc..."

Reading between the lines:

Enda Kenny: "People of Ireland, we are totally fucked. It's time now to prostate ourselves in front of our new Supreme German Overlords in the Deutscher Bundestag and await 800 years of Teutonic fiscal discipline. Heil Merkel!"

Mark200

Kensington wrote: »

Wonder will he copy one of Barrack Obama's state of the nation speeches?

Wouldn't be the first time...

Obama has never given a 'State of the Nation' address...

fran38

"We are a brave and resourceful nation". :eek::eek::eek:

cml387

"I've just been on the phone with the Queen and they'll take us back"

Ellis Dee

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do you for.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Dotrel

"We have won a corner."

dj jarvis

Enda Kenny: "People of Ireland, we are totally fucked. It's time now to prostate ourselves in front of our new Supreme German Overlords in the Deutscher Bundestag and await 800 years of Teutonic fiscal discipline. Heil Merkel!"[/QUOTE]


and the problem with being good at running a country is what ??
bring it on i say - our track record is abysmal

Hank_Jones

We've turned a corner.

ilovesleep

dj jarvis wrote: »

i agree - but when the fu2k up they will get the same punishment at the polls

what annoys me is the brass neck of FF and its cult members assuming 12 months later we will all have forgotten :eek:
i was listening to newstalk last week and a FF bandit said " change the record - you cant keep using that as a excuse " i nearly drove to the studio to kick the crap out off the FF lackey

they can use it and should becasue they would not have to sell the country if FF did not completely fu2k the place up

FG will get the same if they do the same - but ill wait and see
TBH i feel slightly sorry for them becasue in fairness its the poison chalice of all poison chalices

FG can make a change right now if they so wanted and cared enough for the country. Instead today we saw Enda Kenny's adviser given a pay rise above and beyond the pay cap. That's insulting each and every single one of us forced down the the austerity path because we don't belong in the golden gravy train. Austerity and poverty for the little men working like paupers.

Jet Black

Get those steel drums out of the um, taoiseachs office.

cml387

Seriously though I imagine "Best Interests", "Pulling Together" and "Sacrifices" will get a mention.

gilmour

HARD TIMES' COME AGAIN NO MORE