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State of the Nation address thread

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  • 04-12-2011 5:52pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 12,423 ✭✭✭✭


    People throw your phrases and cliches here.

    Whoever gets most mentioned wins My pride.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 878 ✭✭✭cosanostra


    Tighten our belts, Pull together, We will get out of this, Is feidir linn


  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭frank9901


    we are living beyond our means


  • Registered Users Posts: 136 ✭✭yuppies


    Who's your sexy daddy?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Responsibility - we have the leadership - courage and willingness - across the board - everyone will be effected - all inclusive - with deep regret - will say a number of times how much we owe - etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Fist fucked and arse raped.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    We are invading the Isle of Man :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭The Internet Explorer


    Now is a time to blast ourselves with piss. We must blast ourselves with piss in order to progress as a nation. We will blast ourselves with piss for many, many years so that our children and their children after that, will not have to blast themselves with piss.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Sexy people of Éire
    We're all in this together,
    Have you seen the price of milk lately?
    It'll be grand sure
    Sarkozy ya prick, I'll fight ya


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    Biggins wrote: »
    Responsibility - we have the leadership - courage and willingness - across the board - everyone will be effected - all inclusive - with deep regret - will say a number of times how much we owe - etc...

    you could play a form of bingo, whereby you cross off these phrases as they are mentioned.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,117 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Game over, man. Game over!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Vee haf to speak the German from now on.Deutchland Uber Alles und arbiet macht frei.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    5 point plan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    The lights will be turned off at 11 o'clock tonight until further notice, good night and god bless. I'll be in Australia.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Going forward.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    I found 100 billion in used notes behind a filing cabinet in government buildings.Pay rises for all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 406 ✭✭Yurt


    Love Hate will be on after my Address


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    <
    It was all their fault!
    Or their's
    >
    <
    Maybe it was them too
    >


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Fist fucked and arse raped.

    And pissed on for good measure.

    You little people of Ireland: you must know your place and work like the paupers thay ye are to keep my pockets full with money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Atleast me and my mates made a few quid out of it


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    "Europe's path has changed, and our path remains within that changing Europe"

    Or something to that effect


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty, treaty,


    ...And treaty!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    cosanostra wrote: »
    Tighten our belts, Pull together, We will get out of this, Is feidir linn

    holy sh!t, he actually will, won't he? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    well one thing is for sure

    this address will be on reeling in the years in 20 years - we will watch this and think holy fu2k they fu2ked us good and proper

    he will mention , going forward , troika , imf , emf , our European partners
    the last government , pain , Ireland future , croke park deal , international markets , bond yields , anal fisting , for the good of the nation , angela merkel
    ,painful choices , tax take , difficult choices , no choice

    have i left anything out ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    That's it, I'm off.

    Doesn't matter what we do, we are shagged.

    This is the first of several punishing budgets.

    People need to stop whining and take what's coming.

    I don't need to worry too much as I am and will be loaded for the rest of my life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,683 ✭✭✭Kensington


    Wonder will he copy one of Barrack Obama's state of the nation speeches?

    Wouldn't be the first time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    That's it, I'm off.

    Doesn't matter what we do, we are shagged.

    This is the first of several punishing budgets.

    People need to stop whining and take what's coming.

    I don't need to worry too much as I am and will be loaded for the rest of my life.

    Is that you or ms kenny speaking?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,058 ✭✭✭julyjane


    "We have turned the corner" :rolleyes:

    And lots of blame directed at "our predecessors"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭uncle_sam_ie


    Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    julyjane wrote: »
    "We have turned the corner" :rolleyes:

    And lots of blame directed at "our predecessors"


    and he has EVERY right to nail those FF bastards becasue they ARE mostly at fault for destroying the country

    heres hoping he declares a dictatorship and his fist decree will be to have FF outlawed - its td's and councilors hung along the quays in dublin and cork
    and anyone who voted for them having their taxs and charges doubled for life

    FFS this country - they are going up in the polls :confused::confused::confused:

    we all should never ever forget what those bandits done to our republic

    i would rather sign the gaff over to the brits than let FF anywhere NEAR power again - like the jewish people and the holocaust - dont ever stop telling your young of the horror of that era

    think im exaggerating - go to your local hospital, school or dole office


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭tonycascarino


    Vote Yes to Jobs, Yes to Lisbon


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