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Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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    #32
    smash
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    greenday: sh!t


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    #33
    mikom
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    Daniel o'Donnell.
    I've got no willy.


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    #34
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Mastadon.
    We are awesomely good


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    #35
    Irish Guitarist
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    Eminem - "I swear a lot while someone elses record plays in the background".


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    #36
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Eminem - "I swear a lot while someone elses record plays in the background".

    Pah. Listen to one of his albums. He's a lyrical and poetic genius, plus he produces a lot of his own stuff


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    #37
    cianl1
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    The Who - A great bunch of lads.


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    #38
    TheZohanS
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    Daft Punk- Harder, better, faster, stronger.


    Brilliant though!


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    #39
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

    Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    ....

    Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"


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    #40
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭cml387


    "Spinal Tap - This much talent"


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    #41
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,145 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Rage Against the Machine:
    "We are totally not happy with the government and society as a whole but are perfectly happy to make **** loads of money regardless. UUUUGGGGGGGH!" *solo*

    Metallica:
    "Hey hey yeaaaayuh, don't download our music-ah-yeh-hey!"

    The Beatles:
    "We re-defined modern music but only after we started doing acid."

    David Kitt:
    "Write two or three lines then fill the rest of the song by going badada da da dada da dum"


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    #42
    SV
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    Black Eyed Peas
    "Weeeeeee like to sing badly in our sooooongs then autotune the **** out of them so youuuuu don't noticeeeee, now DANCE *catchy beat*"


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    #43
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    U2- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


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    #44
    Carroller
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    Beyonce - Im really a lesbian


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    #45
    El Weirdo
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    Carroller wrote: »
    Beyonce - Im really a lesbian
    *drools and awaits Rhianna to enter the thread with a similar statement.


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    #46
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭cml387


    "Adele - Welcome to Dumpsville. Population:you"


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    #47
    RikkFlair
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    The Script

    "Music for the tone deaf"


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    Carl Sagan
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    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

    Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    ....

    Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"


    99% of bands in the last 30 years:

    Track 1: "Chord 1, Chord 2, Chord 3, Chord 4"

    Track 2: "Chord 2, Chord 3, Chord 1, Chord 4"

    etc..


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    #49
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Rhianna- Your knacker national anthems.


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    #50
    AoifeCork
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭AoifeCork


    Marvin Gaye:
    "I like sex an awful lot... I also think recycling is important"


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    #51
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    cianl1 wrote: »
    I'm not the only one to reply with lyrics, I believe.

    Maybe try reading the thread title before you herp derp all over the place?


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    #52
    Irish Guitarist
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    NWA - "We're black and we like sex and shooting cops".


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    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Carl Sagan wrote: »
    99% of mainstream bands in the last 30 years:

    Track 1: "Chord 1, Chord 2, Chord 3, Chord 4"

    Track 2: "Chord 2, Chord 3, Chord 1, Chord 4"

    etc..


    FYP


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    #54
    --Kaiser--
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    Led Zeppelin.
    Three of the best musicians in the world, plus a guy who shrieks a lot


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    #55
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Chris De Burgh:
    I'll stay true to you
    Theres nothing i wont do for you
    I'll paint my castle blue for you
    For you I'd give my life.........




    Just dont tell the wife


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    #56
    daveyeh
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    Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

    Two Door Cinema Club -

    We play whiney irritating crap and rely excessively on looped guitar parts while poncing about in our purposely **** clothes and **** haircuts so we look uber alternative.


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    #57
    FetchTheGin
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    Jedward- Fake american accent orgy with intentional homosexual themes.


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    #58
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Pah. Listen to one of his albums. He's a lyrical and poetic genius, plus he produces a lot of his own stuff

    There's always has to be at least one to$$er, doesn't there? :rolleyes:


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    #59
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Led Zeppelin.
    Three of the best musicians in the world, plus a guy who shrieks a lot


    Them are some mighty fine shrieks all the same!


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    #60
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    AeoNGriM wrote: »
    There's always has to be at least one to$$er, doesn't there? :rolleyes:

    Yep, looks like it's you


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    #61
    flahavaj
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    FatherLen wrote: »
    chili peppers:
    we like sex and drugs!

    More like:

    "We've been recycling the same song for the last 20 years and doing very well out of it."


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