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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

Robbo

Ladies and gentlemen, after a brief refurbishment where a powerhose was taken to the gents, some of the ripped bar stools were repaired with tank tape and some "novelty" items were added to the johnny machine in the bogs, Yore Mas is open for business.

Feel free to unstick a stool from the floor, sit down and chose the management of your new bar.

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Toto Wolfcastle

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Hmmmm

Did you mean to say ham?

Tom Dunne

No. l meant Hmmmm.

Toto Wolfcastle

Are you sure? Did you mean this?

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Poor Uncle Tom

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Are you sure? Did you mean this?

I get the feeling Tom may be considering revoking the license for this establishment due to lack of patrionage.....

C.K Dexter Haven

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Ham you say; hmmm?

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
green eggs and ham

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

patrickc

restore the sanity and beer me please

C.K Dexter Haven

patrickc wrote: »

restore the sanity and beer me please

Lager cocktail on ice I believe is the correct expression:pac:

DarkJager

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Lager cocktail on ice I believe is the correct expression:pac:

Blasphemy!!!

princess-lala

I needs beers!!

DarkJager

Evenin! *sips pint*

DenMan

DarkJager wrote: »

Evenin! *sips pint*

Morning DJ

We must have all fell asleep last night!:D

How are things my man!

*Sips morning Earl Grey*

Micky Dolenz

I know it's too early for a drink, so I'll just have a large glass of red wine please.

actually, It's nearly 2 o clock, where did the day go.

I'll have a large whiskey.

Tom Dunne

It's 5 o clock somewhere.

Beer me.

DenMan

*Hands drinks to Mickey and Tom*

Hello gents! How are things?

*Sips lovely pint*

Tom Dunne

All good here. How's things with you? Long time, no hear.

Micky Dolenz

Cheers D-Man.
Drink in hand, rugby on the box. Happy days.

DenMan

It's been a while Tom. Back in work after the summer hols! Nice to be back! How's yourself my man!

*Sips morning tea*

C.K Dexter Haven

DenMan wrote: »

It's been a while Tom. Back in work after the summer hols! Nice to be back! How's yourself my man!

*Sips morning tea*

It's tomorrow already?:eek: but, but, I haven't slept yet:(

Micky Dolenz

Monday night is craft beer night \o/

DenMan

Just in the door from work!

Beer please!

Evening all!

Micky Dolenz

DenMan wrote: »

Just in the door from work!

Beer please!

Evening all!

I thought you were the barman. I've been sitting here waiting for you.

DenMan

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I thought you were the barman. I've been sitting here waiting for you.

Haha! No! I don't think we have a barman here these days! More of a self service!

What would you like?

Micky Dolenz

Anything wet and alcoholic

OldGoat

DenMan wrote: »

Haha! No! I don't think we have a barman here these days!

SlowMo quit on us...and the wimmins are revolting in the kitchen. Haven't seen a decent rasher sammich in ages.
/Nabs a large bottle of stout from the shelf.

Micky Dolenz

That's harsh. I find them quite cute.

OldGoat

Cute or not there's still no sign of NYOMage.

/Drools a little at the thoughts of a rasher sammich
/Contemplates eating the dreaded King Salt&Vinegar in a hunger induced bout of insanity
/Inadvertently sparks off the Tayto Vs. King debate
/Uses "/" too much

Poor Uncle Tom

OldGoat wrote: »

Cute or not there's still no sign of NYOMage.

/Drools a little at the thoughts of a rasher sammich
/Contemplates eating the dreaded King Salt&Vinegar in a hunger induced bout of insanity
/Inadvertently sparks off the Tayto Vs. King debate
/Uses "/" too much

A reflection of the times,

No bar staff, revolting wimmins, men talking to themselves......:-)

DenMan

There you go boys! Get them into ya! Chicago style!

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*sips morning tea*

Toto Wolfcastle

OldGoat wrote: »

SlowMo quit on us...and the wimmins are revolting in the kitchen. Haven't seen a decent rasher sammich in ages.
/Nabs a large bottle of stout from the shelf.

I could make you an indecent rasher sammich if you want.

OldGoat

I'm now torn between the longing for a sammich and intriguing thoughts of what an indecent rasher might be.