The N64 'Back to Basics' Tournament.

Orim

Prowl picks up Jacob and drops him from a massive height making him go squish.

Doctor DooM

LOL


Prowl.


By accident.


In his sleep

Galvasean

4-0

Prowl II is coasting

Kess73

Prowl stands on him.


Prowl wins.

cyberwolf77

Prowl stomps Jacob into a greasy spot on the ground. "Hmmm, apparently he was not a Predacon."

Prowl wins with ease.

FewFew

Prowl uses his military genius to crap out a gigantic egg. The egg turns out to be a mini Prowl who repeats the action and creates a smaller egg which hatches an even smaller Prowlette.

Prowlette pretends to be an emotionless female human teen. Jacob is drawn. Then quartered. Game over. Weird pug nose boy loses.

Solitaire

Prowl. Now 8-0 FTW :cool::pac:

Galvasean

Prowl wins by an unprecidented 8 points! :eek:

Galvasean

Darth Maul


Versus

The Chucky Family


@ Dathomir


"The Chucky family's latest botched attempt at casting a magic spel to give themselves real human bodies has accidentally flung them to a far away planet inhabited by strange creatures and equally strange folk. The dolls conclude that this brave new world would make an ideal home for them, free from human prejudice. They spot a house in a nice area which they decide to take for themselves. Unfortunately the resident of this particular house is in no mood to share..."

Orim

Chucky has been losing it since the first film. I just can't see the venom there anymore especially not to deal with someone like Maul who will not be an easy target and will not be frightened. I would imagine that Maul has plenty of defenses. He probably has training excerises set up that could mangle the dolls. Fry them, cut them in half, suspend them in mid-air or drop them down a hole.

We also have the characters that killed off a good franchise versus the only character to redeem the death of a good franchise.

Handsome Bob

Darth Maul to cut through the dolls like a knife to hot butter.

Maul FTW

FewFew

The whole strength of Chucky et al is the ability to look like harmless dolls and attack by surprise.

1st Darth Maul won't have had experience with such weird looking things, so he's hardly like to just ignore it as an ugly doll, then he's also got the force goin' on, so he'll sense that the creatures have life and will assume that their acting possum means they're less than honest and up to no good.

Darth places the male dolls on a table, and places his light sabre (turned off) in a double dildo position between both sets of buttocks. He then turns it on, kills the two with a light sabre coming out of their mouths, then ninja kicks the wench when she awakes angrily for some revenge killings.

Darth Maul then puts the heads in a box and sends it to Chewbacca saying "your little ewok friends are next!"

Widget ****s himself.

Kess73

Easy win for Darth Maul.

Galvasean

4-0 Darth

Looks like another Mauling is on the cards...

Delirium

Darth Maul is too busy p*ssing himself laughing at the sight of Tiffany and kid to notice Chucky sneak up behind.

Chucky blows his head off with a pulse rifle.

Team Chucky wins :P:P:P:P

Galvasean

4-1

Is an unlikely comeback on?

Solitaire

...No :P

Darth Maul senses four malign life forces nearby. He soon matches them to three odd-looking android midgets who seem to think that they can hide from him by standing completely still. Unfortunately they do not realise that Maul can see them moving about whenever they think they're outside his field of vision.

Maul feels a powerful surge in the Force; something even stronger than mind control. Something is about to possess him... and that's fine with Maul. He simply opens up his soul, and lets all the agony and blackest hatred wash over himself like a soothing acid bath.

Maul hears and feels one of the creatures scream and ignite; as always trying to use mindhacking abilities on Maul has backfired - explosively - due to his utterly rancid soul. Spooked, the other two attempt to attack him with whatever makeshift weapons they can find, while the fourth life signature, seemingly sharing one of the animated bodies, also tries to futilely attack Maul's soul - or what's left of it - with the Dark Side. A quick flick of the wrist and each end of Maul's diresabre clips one of the midget fiends, setting them alight to join their compatriot. Maul enjoys their terrified, agonised screams as they flail about like walking torches. These pathetic wretches failed to offer up much of a fight or display any form of determination or guile - the fools even tried to use the Dark Side against one of its higher practitioners. They failed to earn a clean death.

Darth Maul FTW

cyberwolf77

Maul uses the dolls for lightsaber practice then mounts their heads on his wall.

Galvasean

Darth Maul wins 6-1

the next battle will be posted shortly...

FewFew

Galvasean wrote: »

Darth Maul wins 6-1

the next battle will be posted shortly...

I'm genuinely excited by this.

Galvasean

Van Helsing


Versus

Pumpkinhead


Versus

Sharptooth


@St. Peter's Square


"All hell is breaking loose in the Holy land! The demon named Pumpkinhead has been summoned by nefarious malcontents, while a giant prehistoric monster feasts upon tourists! It is up to Van Helsing to save the day!"

cyberwolf77

Pumpkinhead kills everything.

grames_bond

Sharptooth eats them both!

Sharptooth

Kess73

Cool an appearance by Pumpkinhead.


Means nowt though as Sharptooth will clean house here.

Even if he was a regular T Rex I would favour him, but the fact he is as agile as a raptor and can jump, survive massive falls etc puts VH and Pumpkinhead in trouble.


Pumpkinhead is cool but can be put down surprisingly easy for a demon, blunt force trauma and guns have been enough to beat him in the past.

And Sharptooth can bring plenty of blunt force truama.



Sharptooth for the win.










Interesting choice of T Rex, Galv. Was expecting a dino or two with you making this tourno, but I half expected a T Rex appearance from 2000 AD like Satanus or his mother, Old One Eye*















*I know that Sharptooth has one eye, but he is no Ol One Eye.

Orim

The way I see it with Sharptooth tearing up St. Peter's there will be a lot of people looking for revenge and willing to be summoners. Therefore we end with a Pumpkinhead that is harder,better,faster,stronger. And he wants Sharptooths head.

Now Sharptooth is fiercely awesome but Pumpkinhead is a demon. He only becomes susceptible to normal type killing styles when he is killing for himself so in this case he will be totally demoned and more then capable of taking out Sharptooth. Having done the deed, he vanishes to wait for his next summoner.

Van Helsing, who got held up somewhere in the alps by a rogue vampire, arrives just in time to be given credit for saving the day. In recognition of his deeds he is made Pope because the Benedict was eaten by Sharptooth.

Van Helsing FTW

Solitaire

I originally had this as Pumpy focusing on the smarter of the two, but Orim's reasoning is better; Pumpy is actually more likely to side with the one who hasn't ripped the arse out of the Vatican lately :pac: Besides, its summoner must have a living body and viable soul to trade in order to summon him and most of Helsing's vics are undeads or demons so Helsing is actually one of the least likely people to have Pumpy sicced on him.

Alas, even if they teamed up there is just one little catch...

T-Rexes are badass.

If you're a Super, everything is squared.

Sharptooth is badass, squared :eek::D

Normally I'd be voting for one of the other two, but Sharptooth ain't any old T-Rex. He's a borderline Revenge Demon himself, is hate-fuelled, is a beserker, has boosted strength, endurance, speed, dexterity, intelligence and reflexes to the same degree as a multi-disciplinary super but with the catch of starting off with the anatomy of a T-Rex, and is virtually unkillable. Heck, its rumored that he might be infected with something very nasty, explaining his increased attributes and how a nearly identical yet more scarred and undead-looking Rex continues to cause havoc in his canon after his supposed demise.

So he's a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has super-powers derived from either being partially demonic, a greater undead, or most likely both. And most importantly he is the embodiment of Pumpy's weakness: he has the willingness and damage capacity to slaughter anything and everything in his way until he obliterates all of Pumpy's summoners. Pumpy is a very effective realtype killer; against supers and giant T-Rexes quite possibly from the same plane of existance that Pumpy hails from I don't think he can take down Sharpie in time.

That leaves Helsing, but I don't see him having the sheer firepower to take an enraged Sharpie down. Even more than Pumpy his box of tricks will let him make a mess of Sharpie, but he can't risk breaking out the big guns while there are still bystanders in the way, so by the time he can bring his full force to bear Pumpy's already out of play and Helsing now has Sharpie's full attention. He's fought supers before, but not one with Sharpie's sheer size, strength and durability.

Heck, one well-placed jump could turn poor Helsing into pavement pizza.

Sharptooth FTW

Galvasean

Sharptooth 3
Pumpkinhead 1
Van Helsing 1

Sharptooth wins

Galvasean

Thanatos


Versus

Nite Owl II


@Tartarus


"Nite Owl II has awoken in a strange place. Just how he died he does not know - if he is dead at all. He is instructed that the only way he can go back to his life is if he defeats the king of death itself. This will be no small task, so he has been 'gifted' all of his weapons, equipment and inventions to use as he sees fit. He also has the element of surprise while Thanatos slumbers. Will it be enough?"

Kess73

Nite Owl had his ass handed to him when Ozymandias knocked him and Rorshach about.


Even with all his equipment and Archie, I see no way for him to beat a powerhouse like Thanatos.



This is as uneven a fight as the one between Prowl and the wolfboy from Twilight.

A none powered superhero with mechanical weapons against what is a literal personification of Death?


Thanatos with a very quick, and very brutal win over a foe he deems most unworthy to face him.

Orim

Nite Owl...

Nite Owl stealthily...

Nite Owl comes in...

Nite Owl loses...:(