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Paddy Cow

Tayla wrote: »

Mr love man got dumped today.....didn't see that coming :rolleyes:

Wonder what his break up poem will be?

Ode to Wimmins Everywhere

The treachery of a woman
isn't in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries,
or the way she combs her hair.

The treachery of a woman
must be seen from in her eyes;
Because that's the doorway to her heart,
the place where love goes to die.

The treachery of a woman
isn't in a facial mole;
But true treachery in a woman,
is reflected by her soul.

It's not caring that she won't give,
the narcissism that she shows;
And the treachery of a woman
with passing years only grows.

I gave my heart to a woman
Who chewed and spit it out
They are all but vermin
Of this I have to shout

Fbjm

this shows the type of mental capacity of your average xfactor viewer:

"i actualy dnt wana watch d x factor nemre as long as that stupid fake gee bag kitty is stil there . fukn hate her . sammi wel dservd to stay . wha d fuk is louis tinkin . fukin moran ! wha da **** ! !"

it actually took me a minute to decipher the true meaning of "nemre".

x in the city

a bumble bee has a higher IQ than most of these x factor and fb idiots.

Tayla

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Wonder what his break up poem will be?

He put the following on her wall today.

Sometimes in life you meet the one of your dreams and they become your best friend and lover ~ Everything you need in your world ~ Hold strong and know together you can do anything ~ Together ~♥~

Dublin Chick

x in the city wrote: »

a bumble bee has a higher IQ than most of these x factor and fb idiots.

Harsh, very harsh.....some of us have feelings you know! (and can spell)

k4kate

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Wonder what his break up poem will be?

Ode to Wimmins Everywhere

The treachery of a woman
isn't in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries,
or the way she combs her hair.

The treachery of a woman
must be seen from in her eyes;
Because that's the doorway to her heart,
the place where love goes to die.

The treachery of a woman
isn't in a facial mole;
But true treachery in a woman,
is reflected by her soul.

It's not caring that she won't give,
the narcissism that she shows;
And the treachery of a woman
with passing years only grows.

I gave my heart to a woman
Who chewed and spit it out
They are all but vermin
Of this I have to shout

YOU ARE LEGEND!!!!
Will you write me a poem for my cheating scumbag boyfriend.

EdenHazard

xxtattyberxx wrote: »

This gave me a headache trying to understand it

thats the point joke bout the bebo days

Paddy Cow

Tayla wrote: »

He put the following on her wall today.

Sometimes in life you meet the one of your dreams and they become your best friend and lover ~ Everything you need in your world ~ Hold strong and know together you can do anything ~ Together ~♥~

*vomit smilie*

amdublin

Fbjm wrote: »

this shows the type of mental capacity of your average xfactor viewer:

"i actualy dnt wana watch d x factor nemre as long as that stupid fake gee bag kitty is stil there . fukn hate her . sammi wel dservd to stay . wha d fuk is louis tinkin . fukin moran ! wha da **** ! !"

it actually took me a minute to decipher the true meaning of "nemre".

What does nemre mean??!!

AhSureTisGrand

amdublin wrote: »

What does nemre mean??!!

"Anymore" is my guess

efb

anymore i assume

efb

any google+ tales... anyone...

amdublin

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

"Anymore" is my guess

efb wrote: »

anymore i assume

Ah jaysis

Tayla

Paddy Cow wrote: »

*vomit smilie*

I find it especially hilarious if you whisper the last 'together' slowly.

They've only known each other for a few weeks and they only saw each other on the weekends, so dramatic. Oh and can I add that this fella is pushing 30!

Siuin

Not a facebook status, but I just saw a really awkward facebook moment- my friend posted a pic of her standing on a busy street in Italy and there was a man standing near her with big glasses and a beard. Another friend commented:
"Fab pic babes-- lol check out the creepy old dude pervin on ya! XD"





It was her dad

Paddy Cow

Tayla wrote: »

I find it especially hilarious if you whisper the last 'together' slowly.

They've only known each other for a few weeks and they only saw each other on the weekends, so dramatic. Oh and can I add that this fella is pushing 30!

:eek: He sounds like a kid!

Fbjm

amdublin wrote: »

What does nemre mean??!!

I think it means "anymore".

Tayla

Paddy Cow wrote: »

:eek: He sounds like a kid!

You don't even want to know what he's just after putting on her wall :eek:

XxMCRxBabyxX

Tayla wrote: »

Paddy Cow wrote: »

:eek: He sounds like a kid!

You don't even want to know what he's just after putting on her wall :eek:

We certainly do! :-P

Paddy Cow

Tayla wrote: »

You don't even want to know what he's just after putting on her wall :eek:

You can't say something like that! Tell us!!!!

James__10

Another FB status "Like if you think I don't like you" then the reply is" aw I do like you, we should talk more" ahhhhhhhhhh lickarses the lot of them :mad:

Tayla

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

We certainly do! :-P

Ah go on then, you've twisted my arm

He said
I ♥ you baby & miss ya so much but if ya have ya mind made up then ok..i have to deal wit it somehow! Take care ♥ always x x x


and then posted the following video underneath it :eek:

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FDXvMT_mVbqw&h=cAQHG5SJZAQGNRetdqj3VcQYuDwRP2dHbCqfZqNAHRs_rJg

Can I just reiterate that this guy is nearly 30 years old, had only known this girl for a few weeks and has only seen her on the weekends....what the hell?

It's funny because she's ignoring all his comments but yet she still won't delete him as a friend:rolleyes:

watna

Tayla wrote: »

Ah go on then, you've twisted my arm

He said
I ♥ you baby & miss ya so much but if ya have ya mind made up then ok..i have to deal wit it somehow! Take care ♥ always x x x


and then posted the following video underneath it :eek:

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FDXvMT_mVbqw&h=cAQHG5SJZAQGNRetdqj3VcQYuDwRP2dHbCqfZqNAHRs_rJg

Can I just reiterate that this guy is nearly 30 years old, had only known this girl for a few weeks and has only seen her on the weekends....what the hell?

It's funny because she's ignoring all his comments but yet she still won't delete him as a friend:rolleyes:

The poor guy Sounds like he is just really lonely (and yes, a bit crazy!) and just loved having someone, even if it was only at weekend. Makes me sad

Tayla

watna wrote: »

The poor guy Sounds like he is just really lonely (and yes, a bit crazy!) and just loved having someone, even if it was only at weekend. Makes me sad

I suppose it is sad when you don't know the person but he was like that with the last girl he was with too and he was sending this girl all soppy messages within 3 or 4 days of them talking for the first time on facebook before they'd even met in person........

It's pretty weird though because if you met him in person he's not like that at all, seems completely normal

watna

Tayla wrote: »

I suppose it is sad when you don't know the person but he was like that with the last girl he was with too and he was sending this girl all soppy messages within 3 or 4 days of them talking for the first time on facebook before they'd even met in person........

It's pretty weird though because if you met him in person he's not like that at all, seems completely normal

Craziness, he must have some serious issues!

Pompey Magnus

Fishooks12 wrote: »

Not a status but one of those stupid focking 'like' groups, it's a dinger though:

SAD STORII
a boi nd his gf waz havn a piknik on d hill nd d boii put a engagmnt riing n d gurlz glass
d gurl drnk heer drnk buhh den she chokd
~d gurl waz ded </333~
d boii wer so sad dat he trii 2 brin her bk 2 loiife bt he used all hiz breth nd he waz ded
den d hill colapzd nd der bodyz waz neva found
~LOIK IF U CRYD~ </3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A dramatic reading...

TheChevron

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

A dramatic reading...

Dublin Chick

Tayla wrote: »

Ah go on then, you've twisted my arm

He said
I ♥ you baby & miss ya so much but if ya have ya mind made up then ok..i have to deal wit it somehow! Take care ♥ always x x x


and then posted the following video underneath it :eek:

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FDXvMT_mVbqw&h=cAQHG5SJZAQGNRetdqj3VcQYuDwRP2dHbCqfZqNAHRs_rJg

Can I just reiterate that this guy is nearly 30 years old, had only known this girl for a few weeks and has only seen her on the weekends....what the hell?

It's funny because she's ignoring all his comments but yet she still won't delete him as a friend:rolleyes:

Oh dear GOD!!!!!!! Someone needs to get to this guy QUICK and tell him to get a grip....seriously.

Siuin

Just logged on to find:
"Dana: The aborted foetus that got away"

Scealta_saol

"Yes, I'm a female, I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I count on my fingers in math. I hide my pain from my loved ones. I say it's a long story, when it really is not, just to get out of having to tell it. I cry alot more than you think I do. I care about people who don't care about me. I am strong because I have to be not because I want to be. I listen to you, even when you don't listen to me. And a hug will always help. Yes, I'm a girl!!!!!! Re-post if you're proud to be one♥♥♥"

Saw this on a friend's page today... made me go