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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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shruikan2553

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F*ck off.

Im reading in math! Must....solve....equation

Festy

Deletin dis its
borin addios x

Last Night and guess what,she's posting more today than ever....

coolhull

SV wrote: »

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/119619/261353.png

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

found this whilst looking at the wall of a girl I have blocked off my newsfeed, just wanted to see the latest lolathon, was not disappointed.
Both shared by her.

If Nobel-prize winner poet Seamus Heaney was dead, he'd be turning in his grave, With verse like that, she must be a graduate of English Studies

iDave

Someone I know tagged himself and a friend at mass this morning.

inlikeflynn86

Happy 1st Birthday to my daughter today.... Hope you have a brilliant day. Mummy loves you loads xxxxx

I didnt know 1 year olds are reading already ...

PizzamanIRL

inlikeflynn86 wrote: »

Happy 1st Birthday to my daughter today.... Hope you have a brilliant day. Mummy loves you loads xxxxx

I didnt know 1 year olds are reading already ...

Let me guess, 12 likes and comments saying awh happy birthday have a great day.

Lisha

iDave wrote: »

Someone I know tagged himself and a friend at mass this morning.

Sounds more like a frape

iDave

Lisha wrote: »

Sounds more like a frape

Nah hes bit of a Ned Flanders not surprised he bragging about being in mass

PizzamanIRL

my god de state of signing tuesday.. killin me already thinkin bou it ha

Oh no, the horror of having to sign your name for free money.

December2012

iDave wrote: »

Someone I know tagged himself and a friend at mass this morning.

Could've been the friend doing the tagging. I've a mate who tags us all at something not worth checking in at, and then gets all huffy / questioning if you don't allow the tag.

inlikeflynn86

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Let me guess, 12 likes and comments saying awh happy birthday have a great day.

Yeah, wouldnt so bad if the spelling was right...

Awwww happy burthday to my lils huneyz. Hav a brilient dai xxx

No word of a lie.

Tetra

"FINALLY starting to get some messages flowing on OKCupid. Been messaging back and forth with this girl for over an hour and a half now. She seems cool".

Festy

https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatNonTravellersSay

:rolleyes:

DipStick McSwindler

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kunst nugget

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

wonder how many statuses were going to see about how unbearably hot it is, 2 weeks ago they were giving out about the overcast.

I literally hate everybody

You're giving out about potential statuses people might possibly put up? That's like saying 'I wonder how many statuses we're going to see about bears. I hate bears…'

DipStick McSwindler

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December2012

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

There not potential if you've seen a few in your news feed already, my argument is I wonder how many hypocritical cockheads we are gonna see do this.

Also your argument is invalid. I like bears

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Mars Bar

One of my friends is after changing their status to in a relationship and someone replied in all seriousness, "Remember to keep Jesus between you and him.

coolhull

Mars Bar wrote: »

One of my friends is after changing their status to in a relationship and someone replied in all seriousness, "Remember to keep Jesus between you and him. "

Well, that would be cheaper than buying contraceptives

padd b1975

Saw this under a picture of a baby.....

Oh if he's like his mammy with d temper d police wont know what hit dunlaoighre when he's around lol pmsl xx im tellin yeh ur gonna be a nanny d minuet he starts school lol he'll take all der vaginity lol lol im pmsl here oh god me stomach. Im goin into put his ****in dinner on have yeh any arsenick 2 poison d **** coz d rat poison isnt doin any good ha,ha.ill txt u in a while hun k xxxx

triseke

padd b1975 wrote: »

Saw this under a picture of a baby.....

sweet jesus.

coolhull

triseke wrote: »

sweet jesus.

Someone definitely needs a good dose of 'arsenik' here, and it's not the baby

implausible

he'll take all der vaginity

That's fúcking brilliant. Ignorance may be bliss, but it's also hilarious!!

Newaglish

About NURSES: Somebody asked: "You're a nurse? That's cool, I wanted to do that when I was a kid. How much do you make?" The nurse replied: "HOW MUCH DO I MAKE?" ... I can make holding your hand seem like the most important thing in the world when you're scared. ... I can make your child breathe when they stop. ... I can help your father survive a heart attack. ... I can make myself get up at 5 a.m. to make sure your mother has the medicine she needs to live. ... I work all day to save the lives of strangers. ... I make my family wait for dinner until I know your family member is taken care of. ... I make myself skip lunch so that I can make sure that everything I did for your wife today is charted. ... I make myself work weekends and holidays because people don't just get sick Monday thru Friday. ... Today, I might save your life. ... How much do I make? All I know is, I make a difference. Re-post not only if you are a nurse or you love a nurse, but most importantly, re-post this if you respect their work.

I'M A NURSE AND I DESPERATELY NEED REASSURANCE ABOUT MY IMPORTANCE

Newaglish wrote: »

I'M A NURSE AND I DESPERATELY NEED REASSURANCE ABOUT MY IMPORTANCE

srsly though, how much do you make? cos I'm trying to make a good career choice and none of that shíte is gonna pay my mortgage.

Paddy Cow

Newaglish wrote: »

I'M A NURSE AND I DESPERATELY NEED REASSURANCE ABOUT MY IMPORTANCE

It reminds me of the one that was doing the rounds about a year ago about mothers and how they have about 50 jobs all rolled into one.

kunst nugget

Paddy Cow wrote: »

It reminds me of the one that was doing the rounds about a year ago about mothers and how they have about 50 jobs all rolled into one.

The one with the picture of Casey Anthony in the prison jumpsuit? Wtf was that about…

XxMCRxBabyxX

My Facebook is now just full of people posting screenshots of the weather forecasts on their phones. Surely we can all just look the weather up ourselves if we really want to know.

milltown

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

My Facebook is now just full of people posting screenshots of the weather forecasts on their phones. Surely we can all just look the weather up ourselves if we really want to know.

It's your newsfeed though.
The news always has a bit about the weather dunnit?

kunst nugget

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

My Facebook is now just full of people posting screenshots of the weather forecasts on their phones. Surely we can all just look the weather up ourselves if we really want to know.

I must be dealing with an older demographic because it is all photos of car dashboards on my feed. I'm going to find out what temperature it's going to be tomorrow and then write it on my chest in suncream. Then I'm going to do a bit of sunbathing later so I can take a picture of my sunburnt chest in the morning with the correct temperature on it. It'll be awesomeness to the power of awesomeness squared.