Free cheese!!!!!

Irish Guitarist

Here's a recipe.

You will need: cheese.

Heat a pyrex plate under the grill. When the plate is hot put some thinly sliced cheese on it and put it back under the grill. When the cheese bubbles and turns slightly brown remove the plate and let it cool. When it has cooled remove the cheese with a fish slice. The cheese should be hard.

It's lovely. It's like cheese on toast but without the toast.

bad2dabone

I can't believe the arrogance of this government. Gouda they think they are??

Donkey Oaty

bad2dabone wrote: »

I can't believe the arrogance of this government. Gouda they think they are??

Oh, Grattan, what would you make of it all?

Black Swan

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Free cheese!!!!!

I just can't cut it!

Esel

tl/dr; probably been said....

Who Moved My Cheese?

I Moved Your Cheese

Brendan: You've Burst The Party (not really, but you were the last little prick that finally burst the bubble.... you stupid little gombeen man.... )

Words fail me.

Fire the advisers, liquidate the asses [sic] (apart from me, obviously), get to Baldonnel asap, book seats for the parliamentary party on Qantas....

I, for one, welcome our IMF overlords. The Boss is turning a profit, somehow.

Yakult

Can I get this cheese delivered? Always run out of cheese.

maringo

They're clutching at straws - will somebody tell them its full of holes? :rolleyes:

Lads please stop with the dreadful puns. I camembert it.

Poor Uncle Tom

I'm afraid in this Cashel have to put up with it....:p

Dempo1

I was amused initially hearing about this Generous offer on the BBC, then realized they were actually taking the piss, i checked out this Buffoon Ministers interview on Morning Ireland and realized this clown was not only being serious, he seems to be a part time sales consultant for board BIA. Astonishing stuff, Smith has single handedly made Ireland a laughing stock and no doubt the Bond Markets where having a great laugh at another farcical government initiative.

Jesus wept, have we been reduced to this, as if things were not depressing enough.

Oranage2

25th of December -

"YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYY, Mammy, Santa has brought me one pound of industrial grade chedder, YYYYAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

El Siglo

Listening to this free cheese story, I feel like Sam Neill at the end of this film...;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_HPFoelMQc

Mrmoe

I think we all have enough knob cheese as it stands, bit of an overkill.

storker

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Poor people love cheese I hear. It drives emmental so it does.
Any way, who gives edam about cheese in this economy.

That is just awful.

I salute you, Sir!

Stork

Pookah

Deleted User wrote: »

Lads please stop with the dreadful puns. I camembert it.

Yeah. These cheesy puns really grind my gruyéres.

El Siglo

I think Miriam Lord from the Irish Times reads AH as well...

Did the Cabinet sit in silence, bereft of ideas, at their meeting in Farmleigh and wonder what they might possibly come up with to comfort a worried nation?

Then somebody shouts: "Jesus . . . cheesus . . . cheeses . . . cheese . . . that’s it. Cheese! Let them eat cheese!"

From the original article.

dusty207

OK guys, thats enough bad cheese jokes for now.
Don't forget, the Brazilian Grand Brie is on tomorrow.

2 stroke

Free cheese from the pricks in the dail.

ArtSmart

Dempo1 wrote: »

I was amused initially hearing about this Generous offer on the BBC, then realized they were actually taking the piss, i checked out this Buffoon Ministers interview on Morning Ireland and realized this clown was not only being serious, he seems to be a part time sales consultant for board BIA. Astonishing stuff, Smith has single handedly made Ireland a laughing stock and no doubt the Bond Markets where having a great laugh at another farcical government initiative.

Jesus wept, have we been reduced to this, as if things were not depressing enough.

Imagine the mentality though. i mean how far removed are these ****ers from the populace situation and mood? unbelievable.

HellFireClub

New White House gift from the Irish people to the US President announced for Paddy's Day 2011...

HellFireClub

Lads down in the barracks are not having a crumb of it...

mox54

feckin cheese, why not throw in a few sprouts and add a little marmite and make a delicious midday snack for the nation to enjoy while all the whole place goes to pot!...those politicians are cute !, who would ever have thought of cheese as the saviour of the nation!!, didn't see that on coming!:eek:

Geansai Rua

Id say those who are struggling to feed their families wouldnt mind some free cheese..
It just goes into the food hampers that the charities give out every year...
Whats the big story??

ThomasCreeby

I propose setting up a giant melting cauldron outside Dáil Éireann, and staging a dirty protest, except with melted government cheese...a "Cheesy Protest" if you will. And yes I am completely serious

alandublin15

just heard this one. my folks were driving out by clontarf (dublin) and staring out at the sea. the flood barrriers are out cause of the forecasted tsunami. the larger of the flood barriers are yellow, round and about 4 ft high. my da (not the full cracker) turns round to my ma and asks ..... is that the free cheese theyre bringing in.

Wertz

Pearls before swine. Ungrateful heathens the lot of ye.

maringo

Is it the whiffy Liffey or the mozarella?

alidxx

i have to say myself its a joke...

wonderfulname

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Biggins, you're old enough to know exactly where the cheese has come from, its the same as butter from days gone by. This isn't a solution to the economic woes and isn't intended to even be a gesture towards them. Basically its an announcement that the dept of agriculture is dumping its intervention stores, as I said earlier, possibly to reduce storage costs.

I really don't get why the opposition and the media are branding it as some sort of crazy FF initiative, what baffles me even more is that people are lapping it up.

Kintarō Hattori

What our Polish friends think about our wonderful cheese scheme:

http://wiadomosci.onet.pl/regionalne/irlandia/darmowy-ser-na-poprawe-nastrojow-irlandczykow,1,3774831,region-wiadomosc.html

Even one of the cheese packers (hehe) posted stating that it's mighty fine cheese because he's sampled some!