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Free cheese!!!!!

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    #92
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    They gouda be joking. :(


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    #93
    ashleey
    Registered Users Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭ashleey


    Free cheese?

    Surely you can't be serious?



    I am serious and don't call me Shirley


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    #94
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    ♫ Christmas cheese O Christmas cheese ♫
    ♫ How richly God has decked thee ♫
    ♫ tra la la ♫ ♫


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    #95
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    " And Blessed are the cheesemakers for they shall...."

    I've long since suspected that my life is nothing more than a bit part in a Monty Python sketch. Today my suspicions have been confirmed

    And, now for something completely different.....


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    #96
    cartwheel
    Registered Users Posts: 28 ✭cartwheel


    28s29au.jpg


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    #97
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,494 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    I work hard and pay my taxes.

    Why don't I get some free cheeze?

    If I want to get my free cheeze I have to stop working, take €196 for free per week plus rent allowance, fuel allowance, medical card and bus pass.

    I just want the cheeze. I don't want all the other stuff.

    But instead of a nice bit of christmas cheeze, my present is higher taxes and lower services.


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    #98
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    We need to come up with a cruel but amusing nickname for the wretches that avail of the Government cheese treats.


    Edamned.


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    #99
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Orando Broom wrote: »
    We need to come up with a cruel but amusing nickname for the wretches that avail of the Government cheese treats.

    The Edamned.
    Slightly altered. ;)


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    #100
    oterra
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭oterra


    its a good idea, let them eat cheese and all that!
    Pity its not something a bit more substantial i.e give us a break!


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    #101
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    They could at least give us wine too..


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    #102
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT


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    #103
    -Trek-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    Cheese is going to be the new currency after the next budget, so start stocking up now :D


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    #104
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Trekmad wrote: »
    Cheese is going to be the new currency after the next budget, so start stocking up now :D

    Philadelphia, here I come!


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    #105
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    This thread is making me lactose intolerant.
    But good doctor, during the process of making cheese, the lactose in the dairy products turns to lactic acid, therefore those who can't pour milk on their breakfast needn't use soya or any shíte, they can pour melted cheese on instead!
    kincsem wrote: »
    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT
    Looks like a Star Wars opening. :)
    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Philadelphia, here I come!
    Will Smith, is that you?


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    #106
    EDINBRO
    Registered Users Posts: 29 ✭EDINBRO


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Philadelphia, here I come!

    BRILLIANT!:D:D:D


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    #107
    klose
    Registered Users Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭klose


    kincsem wrote: »
    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    WE WANT PLUMPYNUT

    To the tune of that tune a few years ago by your man "pump it up"


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    #108
    byhookorbycrook
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,487 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    we are Cheddar off without Feta Fail........


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    #109
    coadyd
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭coadyd


    wont someone please think of the lactose intolerant among us ;)


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    #110
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    John Lennon has commented on this, declaring the Beatles are bigger than Cheeses.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGGc7K5sCD0


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    #111
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    coadyd wrote: »
    wont someone please think of the lactose intolerant among us ;)
    To repeat, cheese contains lactic acid, not lactose. :)


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    #112
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I suggest all the poor should hoard their allocation of cheese until the queen visits, next year or the year after.
    That way we can all have a Royale with Cheese.


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    #113
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Yes, I do remember it but I was only a child. :D I sometimes get the feeling you and I are the only ones over 25 on this damn forum.

    \0 Ahem! :)

    I'm old enough to know how to knit myself a cheesey cardigan!


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    #114
    dusty207
    Registered Users Posts: 456 ✭✭dusty207


    Just seen the news on rte with shots of the sandbags in clontarf, seems like they're expecting a strong bries :D


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    #115
    Welease
    Registered Users Posts: 3,834 ✭✭✭Welease


    Will go perfect with the w(h)ines in here ;)


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    #116
    Owen
    Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Dammit dammit dammit dammit. I came here to post a Monty Python quote, and I've been beaten to it. Blessed are the Cheesemakers indeed, the Greek shall inherit the Earth. Did anyone catch his name?


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    #117
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    Hmmm I think this might be a familiar sight over christmas :rolleyes:

    vvv


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    #118
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Wonder how much cheese I could get in the boot of a bus.


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    #119
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Ahhhhhh...

    HAS ANYBODY LINKED TO ALAN PARTRIDGE YET???

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc


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    #120
    aligator_am
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    This scheme must have been cooked up by some cheese whiz....








    /gets coat


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    #121
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,625 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    The gubberment are basically a bunch of mutant freaks with the IQ of a vomit stain in a side alley after closing time that's been pissed on.
    Sadly that means that the average person that votes FF isn't quite so smart to be taken in by what is in fact bullsh*t so crude and clumsy a 6 year old wouldn't fall for it.
    Furthermore it seems that these people are in the majority, which means that this country is doomed to be a sh*thole, run by gombeens, for gombeens in eternity, amen!
    For an intelligent, capable person to get out is not only the only option, but returning also means that you are out of the boys club and will never amount to anything.


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