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Free cheese!!!!!

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    #62
    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Just in Dublin or muenster?


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    #63
    dr.bollocko
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    This thread is making me lactose intolerant.


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    #64
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    00112984 wrote: »
    Just in Dubliner or muenster?

    FYP :pac:


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    #65
    Donkey Oaty
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    Jarlsberg don't do puns...


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    #66
    --Kaiser--
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    This thread is making me lactose intolerant.

    It's OK, they've got a cream for that


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    #67
    OutlawPete
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    Tut, sure that's nothing new, they've been given out free cheese in Copper Face Jacks for years. Oh wait now .. no, that's just easy singles.


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    #68
    --Kaiser--
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    Leicester Curd-tail the puns now, it’s been long enough, I Camembert it any more!


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    #69
    Biggins
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    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Leicester Curd-tail the puns now, it’s been long enough, I Camembert it any more!
    Keep trying anyway, we don't give Edam if you do! :D


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    #70
    stimpson
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    Here's what I plan to do with my cheese

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc


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    #71
    policarp
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    No blue cheese puns please...


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    #72
    Cantona's Collars
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    Maybe Neill Prenderville was just checking for free cheese on that flight.


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    #73
    namenotavailablE
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    I suggest that we should think Caerphilly about good puns to use for this thread. [Sorry :o ....]

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    #74
    dolphin city
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    wonder will they mould it into turkey shapes for us, so we can be fooled into thinking its a tradition Christmas dinner. This country is getting more ludicrius by the day.


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    #75
    Princess Peach
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    I'm gonna donate crackers to the needy.

    And grapes and wine if I'm feeling very generous


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    #76
    mikom
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    *Shakes head*

    "Smeg!"


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    #77
    jackiebaron
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    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    :(
    All the good puns are gone.
    Casein point

    I had a good one but camembert.

    Stil-tons of time to dream one up.

    OUCH!


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    #78
    -Trek-
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    Biggins wrote: »
    What stupidity will they come up with next!
    Free cheese! Fcuk me! No wonder Ireland is sometimes laughed at!

    Seriously, think about it.
    The country is in a very bad way and one solution they come up with, is to hand out free cheese!

    Crazy schite altogether.

    Can I have your share so if you don't want it :)


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    #79
    dolphin city
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    mouldy bas*ards.
    :mad:


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    #80
    Biggins
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    Trekmad wrote: »
    Can I have your share so if you don't want it :)
    With the greatest of pleasure. :D


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    #81
    connundrum
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    Folks, spare a thought for Alison O'Riordan. She paid top dollar for a block of Kilmeaden at the height of the boom.

    Quote @Fergal Crehan


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    #82
    oppenheimer1
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    I see people here are knocking the idea... as well as a host of terrible puns. The cheese is from the EU intervention stores, ie purchases of dairy products in order to keep guaranteed prices for farmers. If it wasn't distributed then it would have to be dumped so giving it to the needy is a good idea.

    Its funded by the EU, there is no extra cost to the taxpayer because of this. Indeed it might reduce the cost to the taxpayer through reduced storage costs. Don't knock the scheme because its just cheese.


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    #83
    oppenheimer1
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    Biggins wrote: »
    What stupidity will they come up with next!
    Free cheese! Fcuk me! No wonder Ireland is sometimes laughed at!

    Seriously, think about it.
    The country is in a very bad way and one solution they come up with, is to hand out free cheese!

    Crazy schite altogether.

    Biggins, you're old enough to know exactly where the cheese has come from, its the same as butter from days gone by. This isn't a solution to the economic woes and isn't intended to even be a gesture towards them. Basically its an announcement that the dept of agriculture is dumping its intervention stores, as I said earlier, possibly to reduce storage costs.


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    #84
    odonopenmic
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    Cheesus, they must have been on crack(ers) when they came up with this plan.


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    #85
    Biggins
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    oppenheimer1 wrote: »
    ...Basically its an announcement that the dept of agriculture is dumping its intervention stores, as I said earlier, possibly to reduce storage costs.
    That's fair enough. I'm sure we can understand that - if that's what it is (they should say that).
    But what the minister is spinning it as with his announcement, is another thing.


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    #86
    --Kaiser--
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    oppenheimer1 wrote: »
    as well as a host of terrible puns.

    :mad:
    You must be thinking of another thread entirely


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    #87
    charlemont
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    cheesy............


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    #88
    mikom
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    I know there's a lot of Desperate housewives around at the moment, but giving them brie will not make things any better.


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    #89
    123balltv
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    cheese can we not have butter vouchers instead

    Ah the poor Irish Geldof get a ready to lauch 'cheese aid' the starving
    Irish need cheese please. this Country is getting worse


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    #90
    nice1franko
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    Cheeses Of Nazareth


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    #91
    Biggins
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    Holey Cheesus!!!!


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