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Free cheese!!!!!

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    #32
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Brian the peasants are revolting, to which he replied "let them eat cheese".


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    #33
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Insurgent wrote: »
    *Pere Kaye* Cheese Cake...Cheese Cake *Peter Kaye*

    That fat bastards had enough cheese cake!


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    #34
    dicknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭dicknorris


    This story stinks


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    #35
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Cheese pun.


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    #36
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Are you sure it's the dairy form of cheese?
    Maybe it one last attempt by the government to pacify the population with drugs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_%28recreational_drug%29


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    #37
    mikemac
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    A West Wing TV show reference there I reckon


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    #38
    View
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    I do hope it is a nice Stilton maybe with a bottle of Port to go along with it. :)


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    #39
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    What did the big cheese say to the little cheese?
    I'm whey too old for this.


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    #40
    dicknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭dicknorris


    Ireland fifth best place to live: UN report
    05/11/2010 - 08:48:30




    dublinDocklands.jpgIreland has been ranked as the fifth best place to live in a UN report on quality of life.

    The only countries deemed better places to reside ithan here are Norway, Australia, New Zealand and the US.





    That was before we were giving out free cheese we must be up to 3rd now ;)


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    #41
    RoryMurphyJnr
    Registered Users Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭RoryMurphyJnr


    All we need now is Jedward handing out the cheese and we might as well all leave the country


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    #42
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    mike65 wrote: »
    Excellent news, I can now unfreeze my free butter which I've had in storage in 1987 and make a sandwich.


    Oh wait I need some free bread....:(

    Just eat cake ya bum.


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    #43
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    its probably gonna be some ****ty easy singles anyway...


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    #44
    Donal Og O Baelach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Donal Og O Baelach


    First Larry Murphy, now Cheese. What the hell is going on???


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    #45
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    its probably gonna be some ****ty easy singles anyway...

    As long as it's not head cheese. :(


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    #46
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Bah, free cheese! Where are the free donuts!?!


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    #47
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Yes, I do remember it but I was only a child. :D I sometimes get the feeling you and I are the only ones over 25 on this damn forum.
    I suspect your right! :o

    "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..."


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    #48
    Anyone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Reminds me of the Butter Vouchers we used to get on the dole. I used to use them to buy smokes. Wonder if its possible to buy smokes with cheese?


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    #49
    dr.bollocko
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    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    As long as it's not head cheese. :(

    Nothing wrong with Head cheese. Puts hairs on yer chest.
    Its fecking Analog cheese flavour that freaks me out. What does it even mean?


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    #50
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Its fecking Analog cheese flavour that freaks me out. What does it even mean?

    I dunno but I want to know what Digital Cheese Flavour tastes like


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    #51
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with Head cheese. Puts hairs on yer chest.
    Its fecking Analog cheese flavour that freaks me out. What does it even mean?

    Whatever it is, it's only a matter of time before it goes digital. :(


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    #52
    Biggins
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    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Whatever it is, it's only a matter of time before it goes digital. :(
    Can we then get it all in HD? :o


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    #53
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Biggins wrote: »
    Can we then get it all in HD? :o

    You'd need HD-ready bread in order to properly use it.....................Blu-Ray Cheese?


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    #54
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    :(
    All the good puns are gone.
    Casein point


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    #55
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    :(
    All the good puns are gone.
    Casein point
    Try praying to Cheeseus for inspiration?


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    #56
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Biggins wrote: »
    Try praying to Cheeseus for inspiration?

    Thats right biggins. Show him the whey.


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    #57
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Biggins wrote: »
    Try praying to Cheeseus for inspiration?

    Now that was just cheesy. :pac:


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    #58
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Now that was just cheesy. :pac:
    :D

    I was trying to milk it! :o


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    #59
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Heh, reminds me of "Big Block of Cheese Day" from the West Wing. :D
    Leo: Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House had a big block of cheese. The block of cheese was huge - over two tons. And it was there for any and all who might be hungry.

    Toby: Leo, wouldn't this time be better spent plotting a war against a country that can't possibly defend itself against us?

    Leo: We can do that later, Toby. Right now I'm talking about President Andrew Jackson.

    Sam Actually, right now, you're talking about a big block of cheese.


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    #60
    greendom
    Registered Users Posts: 16,382 ✭✭✭✭greendom


    So how much free cheese will I be getting ? Will it be worth the €25 in petrol I'll need to get it?


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    #61
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Biggins wrote: »
    Try praying to Cheeseus for inspiration?

    Nacho fast, if you peruse a list of cheeses Caerphily and renet through your head it’s possible to come up with something


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