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The things us women have to go through.

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    #152
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Why am I now thinking of Michael Buble's bolox...

    I think it's because he's so sweet and clean cut, then the idea of a big manly bolox....

    Damn you OP!


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    #153
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    It's smear test,we're not talking about how heavy our periods are like!

    Am i making you uncomfortable yet? :p

    do you think this makes us men uncomfortable? sure half of us are going dressed like this for halloween...

    bloody-tampon-costume.jpg


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    #154
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    If someone started a thread here about men's health issues, the women wouldn't complain at all or want it moved!
    Ah its alright...SBG will be nippin in and out just to keep an eye on the uncomfortableness (but secretly interested) of it all. He has a missus...how impressed will she be when he talks about "CIN grading" and "cervical screening testing"!:D


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    #155
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Why am I now thinking of Michael Buble's bolox...

    I think it's because he's so sweet and clean cut, then the idea of a big manly bolox....

    Damn you OP!

    Michael Buble has testicles?


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    #156
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    johnn wrote: »
    do you think this makes us men uncomfortable? sure half of us are going dressed like this for halloween...

    bloody-tampon-costume.jpg

    Incididentally there's a brilliant new period tracker app on the iphone, i'd really recommend it to all the ladies,

    And no its not called ibleed, its called period tracker! :D


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    #157
    southsiderosie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,565 ✭✭✭southsiderosie


    johnn wrote: »
    do you think this makes us men uncomfortable? sure half of us are going dressed like this for halloween...

    bloody-tampon-costume.jpg

    :eek::eek::eek:


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    #158
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    johnn wrote: »
    do you think this makes us men uncomfortable? sure half of us are going dressed like this for halloween...

    bloody-tampon-costume.jpg

    Now that's a costume! There's another photo about somewhere of someone else who went as a tampon-but that's much better :D


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    #159
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Now that's a costume! There's another photo about somewhere of someone else who went as a tampon-but that's much better :D

    Would you say I'd still get the score dressed like that?


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    #160
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    Would you say I'd still get the score dressed like that?

    Yes. There are some sick people there.


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    #161
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    johnn wrote: »
    Would you say I'd still get the score dressed like that?

    Oh yeah defo!
    It might be with a man with a strange fetish, but better than nothing. :D


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    #162
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    johnn wrote: »
    Would you say I'd still get the score dressed like that?

    I reckon it would make you look a bit stuck up.


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    #163
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I reckon it would make you look a bit stuck up.

    I might dress up like that and go and lie on the floor in the women's Jacks and see if any of them even notice.


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    #164
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    oh gross.


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    #165
    davyjose
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.

    His cock might have made more sense.


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    #166
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    davyjose wrote: »
    His cock might have made more sense.

    You have much to learn about women


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    #167
    Brendog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.



    Everyone hates him. I heard when he was a kid he got beaten so badly in school he was constantly black and buble


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    #168
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    tony 2 tone wrote: »
    Esp. for the OP. :D

    Thanks so much for making me laugh with this


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    #169
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    johnn wrote: »
    do you think this makes us men uncomfortable? sure half of us are going dressed like this for halloween...

    bloody-tampon-costume.jpg

    Is that you Bloody Mary???


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    #170
    Mrs McLovin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Mrs McLovin


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Ah, thats so nice. Thanks for asking. Wasnt all that bad at all. I was dreading it for years until I bit the bullet and got it done. Didnt like it - not one bit. But rather that than a dentist appointment any day. Above all the things in the world I could only think about someones bollocks. Extremely inappropriate.
    I had my 3rd smear a few months ago.. unplesant, but not horrible (actually nurse was quite nice). I've a dentist appointment in the morning. I need my wisdom teeth out... why has evolution failed us so?!? Anyway, I know which one I find more uncomfortable. :(


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    #171
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Mrs McLovin wrote: »
    I had my 3rd smear a few months ago.. unplesant, but not horrible (actually nurse was quite nice). I've a dentist appointment in the morning. I need my wisdom teeth out... why has evolution failed us so?!? Anyway, I know which one I find more uncomfortable. :(

    Your first post and you're going to the dentist in the morning.
    You really are a glutton for punishment.


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    #172
    Mrs McLovin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Mrs McLovin


    Long time reader, first time poster.. blah blah blah. I actually do have a dentist appointment in roughly.... 7 hours. Should be fun, with the lack of sleep and that. Oh look, i've 2 posts.. am I all growed up now mammy?


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    #173
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Mrs McLovin wrote: »
    Long time reader, first time poster.. blah blah blah. I actually do have a dentist appointment in roughly.... 7 hours. Should be fun, with the lack of sleep and that. Oh look, i've 2 posts.. am I all growed up now mammy?

    Good Luck.
    What do ya think of the show so far?


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    #174
    Mrs McLovin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Mrs McLovin


    The AH show? Tremendous dear boy/girl.


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    #175
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Mrs McLovin wrote: »
    The AH show? Tremendous dear boy/girl.

    The dentist is really going to love you in the morning.
    Trying to keep your eyes open as well as your mouth.


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    #176
    Mrs McLovin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Mrs McLovin


    Seasoned pro at keeping the oul mouth open.... I mean eyes... eyes open... that's what i meant.... zzzzzzzz


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    #177
    SeanKev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 415 ✭✭SeanKev


    stupidusername wrote: »
    So OP did you manage to get the smear test done? or was it too slippery?? :p :pac:

    Please, Ladies lounge?


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    #178
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Mrs McLovin wrote: »
    Seasoned pro at keeping the oul mouth open.... I mean eyes... eyes open... that's what i meant.... zzzzzzzz

    I think we may be straying a little bit too much off the original topic of Michael Buble's bollocks and stepping on the toes of another.
    Good luck at the auld gob gazers in a few hours time....:pac:


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    #179
    Mrs McLovin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Mrs McLovin


    True that, sorry ilovesleep. Although I can truthfully say I have never visualised anyones bollox while getting a smear done, I can symphatise with you. What's all this 25 years old malarky, BTW. My doc suggested I get my first one at age 18?? Hence the getting my third done at the wee age of 26!


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    #180
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    My Smear test is coming up soon as well.

    I am going to ask the doc to put the device on the ground while I smear myself over it like a slug, sometimes I leave a trail


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    #181
    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    My Smear test is coming up soon as well.

    I am going to ask the doc to put the device on the ground while I smear myself over it like a slug, sometimes I leave a trail

    if thats true you should be in a circus or one of those shows in thailand


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