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The things us women have to go through.

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    #32
    Princess Peach
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    I don't like Michael Buble. I think he's a little bit too feminine


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    #33
    ibarelycare
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    Buble is overrated. I don't understand the hype.

    Great post though OP :D


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    #34
    Cantona's Collars
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rDctFQlZRA


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    #35
    ILA
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    I preferred gender biased After Hours.


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    #36
    Standard Toaster
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    How did the smear test go?


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    #37
    senordingdong
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.

    Pics or GTFO.


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    #38
    smash
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    While I was up on the bed with legs wide open ... Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant

    Pics or GTFO...






    surprised it hasn't been said already tbh.


    EDIT: dammit 1 min too slow!


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    #39
    Mint Sauce
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    Kiera wrote: »
    Both are minging.

    in that case i dont

    :D


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    #40
    Asphyxia
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.

    Brilliant just brilliant ;)


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    #41
    Millicent
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    senordingdong wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO.


    There ye go...


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    #42
    senordingdong
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    Millicent wrote: »
    There ye go...

    That is neither a woman in stirrups nor Michael Bublés balls.


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    #43
    myflipflops
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    Surely the mans scrotal sac cannot be an appealing thought???

    May as well get an image of his 'barse' in your head while you're at it.


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    #44
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    myflipflops wrote: »
    Surely the mans scrotal sac cannot be an appealing thought???

    May as well get an image of his 'barse' in your head while you're at it.


    The barse is seriously underrated.


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    #45
    stupidusername
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    So OP did you manage to get the smear test done? or was it too slippery?? :p :pac:


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    #46
    Cheap Thrills!
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    Fcukin' hell. I like my men a bit more manly. This lad is still in his confirmation suit!!! :P


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    #47
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    senordingdong wrote: »
    That is neither a woman in stirrups nor Michael Bublés balls.

    There ya go...


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    #48
    Hail 2 Da Thief
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    Reminds me of a story I heard about an obese woman who deliberately lodged tampons deep into her vajayjay because she got turned on when the doctors were dislodging them in the hospital.

    Moral of the story? Ye're both dirty b!tches!


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    #49
    myflipflops
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    The barse is seriously underrated.

    Also known as the gooch*, it;s not my cup of tea.



    * Not to be mistaken for Colm Cooper.


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    #50
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    myflipflops wrote: »
    Also known as the gooch*, it;s not my cup of tea.



    * Not to be mistaken for Colm Cooper.

    I always thought gooch was another word for minge pussy vajayjay.


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    #51
    myflipflops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I always thought gooch was another word for minge pussy vajayjay.

    I guess it varies.

    Vayjajay sounds too much like a Fijian rugby player for me though. It's use should be banned.


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    #52
    senordingdong
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    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    There ya go...

    Awesome.


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    #53
    alwaysadub
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    I only like Michael Buble cos my nephew sings his songs, but better.

    Here's another tip while getting a smear test done-don't lie back with your hands clasped behind your head like i did while getting mine done a couple of weeks ago, that position makes you look like you're enjoying it a bit too much. :o
    Specially when there's no stirrips so you've to bend your knees, it makes it look all the worse!


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    #54
    Standard Toaster
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I always thought gooch was another word for minge pussy vajayjay.


    No no, that lil area bewteen that balls and the arse.

    But from urbandictionary:
    Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."

    So much committed to memory today.


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    #55
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I only like Michael Buble cos my nephew sings his songs, but better.

    Here's another tip while getting a smear test done-don't lie back with your hands clasped behind your head like i did while getting mine done a couple of weeks ago, that position makes you look like you're enjoying it a bit too much. :o
    Specially when there's no stirrips so you've to bend your knees, it makes it look all the worse!


    LOL! Dear Lord!


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    #56
    Standard Toaster
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Here's another tip while getting a smear test done-don't lie back with your hands clasped behind your head like i did while getting mine done a couple of weeks ago, that position makes you look like you're enjoying it a bit too much. :o
    Specially when there's no stirrips so you've to bend your knees, it makes it look all the worse!

    :eek:

    Hands up if you are now picturing Dubs in said position.


    o/



    :pac:


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    #57
    smash
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    @alwaysadub: Were you biting your lip and rolling your eyes too?


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    #58
    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.

    Nice one ilovesleep:):):)

    Keep 'em coming ***snigger***:pac:


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    #59
    stupidusername
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    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    :eek:

    Hands up if you are now picturing Dubs in said position.


    o/



    :pac:

    o/ :o

    Though I don't know what she looks like, but I'm trying anyway


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    #60
    The After Hours Troll
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    A female troll?

    *Tips hat*

    How'de....:cool:


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    #61
    Feeona
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    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    :eek:

    Hands up if you are now picturing Dubs in said position.


    o/



    :pac:
    steve06 wrote: »
    @alwaysadub: Were you biting your lip and rolling your eyes too?
    stupidusername wrote: »
    o/ :o

    Though I don't know what she looks like, but I'm trying anyway


    Here you go lads, hot off the press


    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cascascorner.com/pics/Bollocks.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cascascorner.com/pictures.php&usg=__EiqYaScwtxCwGbIDCKwdLL28TiQ=&h=580&w=845&sz=68&hl=en&start=43&zoom=1&tbnid=95hv3T5dJeaC_M:&tbnh=145&tbnw=189&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbollocks%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4SNYK_en-GBGB276GB277%26biw%3D1419%26bih%3D617%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C741&um=1&itbs=1&biw=1419&bih=617&iact=rc&dur=105&ei=pending&oei=D2rJTNyoFcmGswaftMHADw&esq=3&page=3&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:43&tx=134&ty=67


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