The things us women have to go through.

ilovesleep

I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.

bubbaloo

That is brilliant. I have a smear planned for next week so now I know how to distract myself!!! Saw Mr Buble in concert recently and made me love him even more. (Swoon!)

fakearms123

Were you thinking about having a sexy bath with michael bublé? I wonder what kind of baths michael bublé has, I bet ye they're bublé baths :pac:

phill106

I can see gynaes sticking photos of him on the ceiling above the stirrups, save on lubricant
Reminds me of that episode of scrubs where the lady really enjoyed her exam by elliot.

funk-you

Mods, can this be deleted? I wouldn't want anyone else having that image inflicted on them. Yaysus.

-Funk

MrStuffins

:eek:

*sticks fingers in ears*

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!

Take it to The Ladies Lounge... PLEASE!

biko

I think this thread is perfectly in line with AHs "unbiased gender policy"

Super-Rush

I'm scared.

Snakeblood

ilovesleep wrote: »

I went for my very first smear test during the week. While I was up on the bed with legs wide open you would never guess what i was thinking about. Michael Bubles bollocks. Why couldn't I think normal thoughts like food, or sun holidays. The shame. Id say there was no need for the doctor to use lubericant. Wasnt painful so maybe it was all good thinking about Michael Bubles bollocks.

Were. Were they smooth? I'm asking for a friend.

squeakyduck

fakearms123 wrote: »

Were you thinking about having a sexy bath with michael bublé? I wonder what kind of baths michael bublé has, I bet ye they're bublé baths :pac:

Squeakyduck approves of this pun, and approves of imagining Michael Bublé in a bath NEKKID!...NOM!

Vinta81

I was going to come in here and say it would be better suited to "The Ladies Lounge" but yes no you can keep her

Mint Sauce

this is what happens when you give wimmin the keyboard!

:eek:

curlzy

I don't know who Michael Buble is, nor can I imagine his bollox

Kiera

LMFAO! Awesome thread

RoadKillTs

What are they talking about?

curlzy

Ok, just googled him, he looks like someone my gran would describe as "a lovely boy", so I don't really want to imagine his bollox!!

Adam

that's hot.

Mint Sauce

Kiera wrote: »

LMFAO! Awesome thread

i would read it again

:rolleyes:

Kiera

irish-stew wrote: »

i would read it again

:rolleyes:

Send her on a pic of yourself and let her think of you the next time

Sykk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9yj_Ty31BA

Mint Sauce

Kiera wrote: »

Send her on a pic of yourself and let her think of you the next time

I look just like Bubbles, I mean Micheal Buble


















































may or may not be true

gonedrinking

I saw that guy in an interview once, what a horrible smug cretinous character he is. Really fake and pretentious. As someone said he's someone your granny would like, I can't believe how many girls in this thread fancy him. I hate to break it to you ladies, but he could have his penis inside you, and he still wouldn't have the balls to fcuk you! And hes called Buble for fcuk sake, pronounced Bubble not Bublé as he would have you believe, just more of his fakeness there. How could you possibly like someone called Michael Bubble.

phill106

He likes cake and has no willy.

Kiera

irish-stew wrote: »

I look just like Bubbles, I mean Micheal Buble



may or may not be true

Both are minging.

gurramok

So girls only like Bubles for his looks and not his music? The marketing geniuses in the music industry have pulled a blinder in getting that terrible singer to sell his 'music'.

Kiera

gurramok wrote: »

So girls only like Bubles for his looks and not his music? The marketing geniuses in the music industry have pulled a blinder in getting that terrible singer to sell his 'music'.

He's a wedding singer. Crap music and not my cup of tea looks-wise.

bubbaloo

gonedrinking wrote: »

I saw that guy in an interview once, what a horrible smug cretinous character he is. Really fake and pretentious. As someone said he's someone your granny would like, I can't believe how many girls in this thread fancy him. I hate to break it to you ladies, but he could have his penis inside you, and he still wouldn't have the balls to fcuk you! And hes called Buble for fcuk sake, pronounced Bubble not Bublé as he would have you believe, just more of his fakeness there. How could you possibly like someone called Michael Bubble.

You're only jeaous.
I saw him in concert and believe me he can sing as well as look HOT!!!

bronte

Eoin Mc Love has a happy face bollocks.

Princess Peach

This is a good tip!

I know I should schedule a smear test but I'm terrified! Maybe I could bring a filthy novel with me.

I like that women share these things.

Logical Fallacy

bubbaloo wrote: »

You're only jeaous.
I saw him in concert and believe me he can sing as well as look HOT!!!

Yeah, anyone who doesn't like him is "jealous", that makes sense.

I Love Cheese

curlzy wrote: »

I don't know who Michael Buble is, nor can I imagine his bollox

He obviously just hasn't met you yet.:D