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    #9152
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    “Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr McGreg!”


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    #9153
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Deleted User wrote: »
    “Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr McGreg!”

    With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!


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    #9154
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "The red thing's connected to my ..... wristwatch"


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    #9155
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    eyerer wrote: »
    Happy Birthday Mr Smiiiithers


    Hello smithers you are quite good at turning me on


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    #9156
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Busi_Girl08 wrote:
    The ring came off my pudding can


    take my pen knife my young man


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    #9157
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    pray .... for ..... linguo


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    #9158
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    take my pen knife my young man

    I swear it's Springfields only choice. Throw up your hands and raise your voice"


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    #9159
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.


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    #9160
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without i


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    #9161
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.

    Does anyone want to switch seats?


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    #9162
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    May the force be with you!
    Do you even know who I am?


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    #9163
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Ipso wrote: »
    May the force be with you!
    Do you even know who I am?
    "Aren't you one of the Little Rascals?"


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    #9164
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
    Barney: What do you mean your "work is done", you didn't do anything!
    Nimoy: hm-hm-hm Didn't I?

    (P.S. Surely one of the best cameos ever on The Simpsons.)


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    #9165
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
    Surprise me.


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    #9166
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Nimoy: hm-hm-hm Didn't I?

    tenor.gif?itemid=13300142


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    #9167
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,244 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    They call them fingers, but I never see 'em fing...




    ...Oh, there they go


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    #9168
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Homer I want you to meet my new special lady - say hello to Starla.

    Can I've the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin' wigs.


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    #9169
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,831 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Homer I want you to meet my new special lady - say hello to Starla.

    Can I've the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin' wigs.

    Possibly the best episode they ever made.

    Come on Millhouse, we're leaving!
    Can't I come home later?
    There's not going to be a home later!

    We didn't all go to Gudger College!


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    #9170
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    The best Homer scream of all is on that episode imo - when he sees the hot dogs thawing in the sink.


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    #9171
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Oh, yeah! that's it baby! Don't stop!!
    Oh no! She's making him a sandwich!


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    #9172
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,522 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Mulder: What’s the point of this test, Scully?
    Scully: No point, I just think he could stand to lose a little weight.
    Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.


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    #9173
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    I got a hot date tonight.

    A date.

    Dinner with friends

    Dinner alone

    Watching TV alone

    Alright, I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue.

    Sears catalogue

    Would you unhook this already, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.


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    #9174
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "I've been waiting twenty five years for this moment"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVahi5BB678

    Never fails to make me laugh :D:D:D


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    #9175
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Kirk: You're letting me go?
    Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
    Kirk: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long, good luck?"
    Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."


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    #9176
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,522 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer, to Marge : They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.


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    #9177
    Sin City
    Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Springfield high school reunion

    dondalinger- Simpson, your not on the guest list
    homer- Hello Dondalinger
    dondalinger- and have you been drinking?
    homer- only for the last 25 years!


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    #9178
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Apu: oh. Someone is really Haagen daas ice cream


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    #9179
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Hey... that's not the wallet inspector.


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    #9180
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Hey... that's not the wallet inspector.

    Hello, Dean. You are a stupid head.


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    #9181
    Dr. Colossus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    Hello! That sounds like a pig fainting.


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