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Help! My lodger is a conspiracy nut.

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    #32
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Terry, after modding AH you should have known the consequences of letting RTDH move in.


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    #33
    Overature
    Registered Users Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    introduce him to internet porn


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    #34
    Agent J
    Registered Users Posts: 1,909 ✭✭✭Agent J


    Terry wrote: »
    He's actually very clean. It's just the he has a tendency to burst into the sitting room with his latest theory.
    I must find a way to block the discovery channel from his room. It's feeding his wild imagination far too much.

    If you do that he might think you are part of a conspiracy trying to keep the truth from him.

    Just keep claiming to be behind any theory he comes up with.

    Or just tell himt to button it... ;)


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    #35
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Ever tried telling him you are not interested and respect he has his opinions,but you would rather talk about sports or what ever and that other stuff you dont give a toss about?


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    #36
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    caseyann wrote: »
    Ever tried telling him you are not interested and respect he has his opinions,but you would rather talk about sports or what ever and that other stuff you dont give a toss about?
    Yes, but he just keeps talking.

    Ever tried helping someone instead of poking hole in their arguement?


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    #37
    tommyhaas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    Terry wrote: »
    He's part Jewish.

    Jewish you say, well I'v heard of a fella who had his own solution to this sort of problem, a little controversal though....


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    #38
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I'd to take a double take on the thread title, i thought it read 'Help! My todger is a conspiracy nut.'


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    #39
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    This reminds me of a episode of csi, a guy was a conspiracy nut went around wearing a tin foil hat. To cut a long story short he killed alot of people. Anyway Terry im off to bed, sleep tight.


    Edit: Long shot here but its not Jim Corr is it? You should of known better.


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    #40
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Terry wrote: »
    Yes, but he just keeps talking.

    Ever tried helping someone instead of poking hole in their arguement?

    Distract him like you would a child or a puppy,or introduce him to boards.Where cters can listen to him :D

    I thought i was helping:P


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    #41
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Terry wrote: »
    Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

    What the **** do you do with these people?

    Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.


    If you're reading this then it's probably too late, expect footsteps at your door soon.............

    https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2008-featured-story-archive/navajo-code-talkers/index.html


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    #42
    doctorwu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭doctorwu


    Tell him your really Princess Diana. And then ask him is he really Michael Jackson.


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    #43
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ok. I've read your replies and have decided that I am going to make a tinfoil hat for him.

    I'm too tired to Google (usually in bed by 11), so a link to a tinfoil hat making thingy would be nice.

    Also, I'll try to get pics, but don't expect anything good. After all, he's a bit funny.


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    #44
    Smyth
    Registered Users Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Smyth


    He sounds like a great housemate to me.





    p.s We need 2 litres of milk. Get Avonmore. I couldn't stand that Tesco brand you got the other day. Also make it full fat this time.......Also maybe some hobnobs. You know how I get peckish inbetween meals.


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    #45
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Terry wrote: »
    Also, I'll try to get pics, but don't expect anything good. After all, he's a bit funny.

    That's why you haven't thrown him out.

    You're not looking in a mirror having these conversations by any chance?


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    #46
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    eat all his food.
    drink all his milk.
    leave big lumps of meat around the sittingroom for no apparent reason.
    and dont lift the seat when taking a pee pee.

    and give it a week.


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    #47
    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,393 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    papagormo wrote: »
    leave big lumps of meat around the sittingroom for no apparent reason.
    Start streaking, now there's an idea.


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    #48
    Bog Warrior
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Bog Warrior


    Whip up this snazzy number for him, he'll be delighted

    http://www.freshpilot.com/how-to-make-an-alien-proof-tin-foil-hat/


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    #49
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    If his name is Sean and he's from Northern Ireland, then I have but one piece of advice. Run. Move out. Hide. My God he was a paranoid, violent nutjob!

    Remember, people like this will eventually turn on you, no matter how harmless they appear.


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    #50
    Bog Warrior
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Bog Warrior


    Does he have a dog?

    How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for Your Dog


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    #51
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    oh and end every sentence with "YarrrRRR"


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    #52
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    When he goes out, cover everything in his room in tin foil ala this picture.

    Anyhow, I think he has about 50% of his theories correct, wp.


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    #53
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    Terry wrote: »
    Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

    What the **** do you do with these people?

    Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

    This.



    The relevant part is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wy2Li7_Ps&feature=related#t=0m28s


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    #54
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Tell him you joined the freemasons and give him the funny handshake! :eek:

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #55
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    every time he talks just say mmmk?..tks bai..


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    #56
    Barname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Barname


    Terry wrote: »
    Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

    What the **** do you do with these people?

    Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

    perhaps the conspiracy theorists ARE out to get you?


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    #57
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,682 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Terry wrote: »
    He already brought a toaster with him.
    Do you think that means anything?
    Simpsons - Time and Punishment, Treehouse of Horror V


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    #58
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    next time he tries to tell you something, sssssh him, and hand him a note saying "they're listening", then proceed to talk loudly about the latest episode of Fair City


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    #59
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    Mackman wrote: »
    next time he tries to tell you something, sssssh him, and hand him a note saying "they're listening", then proceed to talk loudly about the latest episode of Fair City

    now don't be silly, what a stupid idea








    nobody watches fair city


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    #60
    qwytre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭qwytre


    Get rid of him and only take in people who conform to all your views.


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    #61
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'd never advocate violence, of course you shouldn't kill him






    Make it look like an accident

    God, the giggles I got from that one. Post of the day, please!


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