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Help! My lodger is a conspiracy nut.

Terry

Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

What the **** do you do with these people?

Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

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Gran Hermano

Terry, after modding AH you should have known the consequences of letting RTDH move in.

Overature

introduce him to internet porn

Agent J

Terry wrote: »

He's actually very clean. It's just the he has a tendency to burst into the sitting room with his latest theory.
I must find a way to block the discovery channel from his room. It's feeding his wild imagination far too much.

If you do that he might think you are part of a conspiracy trying to keep the truth from him.

Just keep claiming to be behind any theory he comes up with.

Or just tell himt to button it...

caseyann

Ever tried telling him you are not interested and respect he has his opinions,but you would rather talk about sports or what ever and that other stuff you dont give a toss about?

Terry

caseyann wrote: »

Ever tried telling him you are not interested and respect he has his opinions,but you would rather talk about sports or what ever and that other stuff you dont give a toss about?

Yes, but he just keeps talking.

Ever tried helping someone instead of poking hole in their arguement?

tommyhaas

Terry wrote: »

He's part Jewish.

Jewish you say, well I'v heard of a fella who had his own solution to this sort of problem, a little controversal though....

Captain Darling

I'd to take a double take on the thread title, i thought it read 'Help! My todger is a conspiracy nut.'

Vain

This reminds me of a episode of csi, a guy was a conspiracy nut went around wearing a tin foil hat. To cut a long story short he killed alot of people. Anyway Terry im off to bed, sleep tight.

Edit: Long shot here but its not Jim Corr is it? You should of known better.

caseyann

Terry wrote: »

Yes, but he just keeps talking.

Ever tried helping someone instead of poking hole in their arguement?

Distract him like you would a child or a puppy,or introduce him to boards.Where cters can listen to him

I thought i was helping:P

squod

Terry wrote: »

Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

What the **** do you do with these people?

Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

If you're reading this then it's probably too late, expect footsteps at your door soon.............

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2008-featured-story-archive/navajo-code-talkers/index.html

doctorwu

Tell him your really Princess Diana. And then ask him is he really Michael Jackson.

Terry

Ok. I've read your replies and have decided that I am going to make a tinfoil hat for him.

I'm too tired to Google (usually in bed by 11), so a link to a tinfoil hat making thingy would be nice.

Also, I'll try to get pics, but don't expect anything good. After all, he's a bit funny.

Smyth

He sounds like a great housemate to me.

p.s We need 2 litres of milk. Get Avonmore. I couldn't stand that Tesco brand you got the other day. Also make it full fat this time.......Also maybe some hobnobs. You know how I get peckish inbetween meals.

Sharpshooter

Terry wrote: »

Also, I'll try to get pics, but don't expect anything good. After all, he's a bit funny.

That's why you haven't thrown him out.

You're not looking in a mirror having these conversations by any chance?

Panthro

eat all his food.
drink all his milk.
leave big lumps of meat around the sittingroom for no apparent reason.
and dont lift the seat when taking a pee pee.

and give it a week.

Dubh Geannain

papagormo wrote: »

leave big lumps of meat around the sittingroom for no apparent reason.

Start streaking, now there's an idea.

Bog Warrior

Whip up this snazzy number for him, he'll be delighted

http://www.freshpilot.com/how-to-make-an-alien-proof-tin-foil-hat/

CrazyRabbit

If his name is Sean and he's from Northern Ireland, then I have but one piece of advice. Run. Move out. Hide. My God he was a paranoid, violent nutjob!

Remember, people like this will eventually turn on you, no matter how harmless they appear.

Bog Warrior

Does he have a dog?

How to Make a Tin Foil Hat for Your Dog

Panthro

oh and end every sentence with "YarrrRRR"

Jesus Wept

When he goes out, cover everything in his room in tin foil ala this picture.

Anyhow, I think he has about 50% of his theories correct, wp.

DubMedic

Terry wrote: »

Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

What the **** do you do with these people?

Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

This.

The relevant part is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wy2Li7_Ps&feature=related#t=0m28s

K-9

Tell him you joined the freemasons and give him the funny handshake! :eek:

IM0

every time he talks just say mmmk?..tks bai..

Barname

Terry wrote: »

Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

What the **** do you do with these people?

Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

perhaps the conspiracy theorists ARE out to get you?

Overheal

Terry wrote: »

He already brought a toaster with him.
Do you think that means anything?

Simpsons - Time and Punishment, Treehouse of Horror V

Mackman

next time he tries to tell you something, sssssh him, and hand him a note saying "they're listening", then proceed to talk loudly about the latest episode of Fair City

plein de force

Mackman wrote: »

next time he tries to tell you something, sssssh him, and hand him a note saying "they're listening", then proceed to talk loudly about the latest episode of Fair City

now don't be silly, what a stupid idea

nobody watches fair city

qwytre

Get rid of him and only take in people who conform to all your views.

sdanseo

brummytom wrote: »

I'd never advocate violence, of course you shouldn't kill him

Make it look like an accident

God, the giggles I got from that one. Post of the day, please!