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Help! My lodger is a conspiracy nut.

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    #152
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Terry wrote: »
    Motherfúcker just came in and gave me grief. I knocked the bollix out of him.
    I'm not proud, but it had to be done.

    What did he do?


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    #153
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Terry wrote: »
    Help! My lodger is a conspiracy nut!
    Is he though..? Is he really..?


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    #154
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    What did he do?

    probably told him about the knights templar


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    #155
    who what when
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭who what when


    Terry wrote: »
    Motherfúcker just came in and gave me grief. I knocked the bollix out of him.
    I'm not proud, but it had to be done.

    Why was there a bollix in him?


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    #156
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    He came back and started giving me grief over a pair of scissors.
    He dreamt that he gave me scissors and then looked for them back in an agressive manner.

    I haven't started a fight since I was about 16. I'm 34 now.
    I threw a chair at him, and he kept giving me grief.
    Then I decked him and just kept punching.

    I let him up. He walked away, but then came back 2 minutes later and kept pushing me. I decked him again, and told him to go to bed.

    He's in his room now. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.


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    #157
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    'sleep' well, at least someone will know now how it all went down when theres a foul smell coming from your place and the neighbours choose to get a look in


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    #158
    Tiny Explosions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Tiny Explosions


    If I were you Terry I'd lock the bedroom door tonight......He might find them scissors and stab you while your sleeping!!:eek:


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    #159
    jackiebaron
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    Demand that he gives you a blowjob....to clear his head. Tell him he's sucking the life force from the sonic death monkey.


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    #160
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Terry wrote: »
    He came back and started giving me grief over a pair of scissors.
    He dreamt that he gave me scissors and then looked for them back in an agressive manner.

    I haven't started a fight since I was about 16. I'm 34 now.
    I threw a chair at him, and he kept giving me grief.
    Then I decked him and just kept punching.

    I let him up. He walked away, but then came back 2 minutes later and kept pushing me. I decked him again, and told him to go to bed.

    He's in his room now. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.


    Write your will.


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    #161
    orourkeda
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    It's all true


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    #162
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Terry wrote: »
    Motherfúcker just came in and gave me grief. I knocked the bollix out of him.
    I'm not proud, but it had to be done.


    Are you effing serious. You just thumped the lugs off your lodger? How much does he pay you per month to be battered?


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    #163
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Are you effing serious. You just thumped the lugs off your lodger? How much does he pay you per month to be battered?

    About three fiddy


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    #164
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Terry wrote: »
    He came back and started giving me grief over a pair of scissors.
    He dreamt that he gave me scissors and then looked for them back in an agressive manner.

    I haven't started a fight since I was about 16. I'm 34 now.
    I threw a chair at him, and he kept giving me grief.
    Then I decked him and just kept punching.

    I let him up. He walked away, but then came back 2 minutes later and kept pushing me. I decked him again, and told him to go to bed.

    He's in his room now. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
    Right all of this...and everything before is fecked up! One of yis move out cos none of it is normal. Or am i reading the entire thread wrong and its a pisstake? Why would anyone live with a nutcase and not ask them to move out asap jesus?


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