About last night...

Not The Real Scarecrow

Double xp till next tuesday

Kevtherev

Meatwad wrote: »

Double xp till next tuesday

Sweet.

everlast75

IPAM wrote: »

Good craic last night! Really wanna try win a game of DOM with everyone gettin zero kills!!!

Putting aside my discomfort about our Clan leader uttering pacifist leanings..

This could definitely work. A combination of TI's, Stun/smoke grenades, with a class with Riot Shields and blast shield, running support streaks of UAV etc.

P.S. If a bullet ricochets off Yimrag's shield and poleaxes me (again), does that count as a kill for Yimrag? Come to think of it, Yimrag should not be allowed chose a care package either!

Meatwad wrote: »

Double xp till next tuesday

Dammit - why did I decide not to prestige again :mad::mad::mad:

yimrsg

Lynx when did you become a cheese eating surrender monkey? Trying for zero kills. You disgust me. A better idea is to have only one player allowed to shoot at a time, 5 others using riot shields running support and vests. When or if the shooter dies, another player can shoot. That way the supporting people can use their grenades/c4/riot shields/throwing or stabbing knives. I reckon hardhat is the map to do it on.

If an enemy (or gormless ally) dies from the above plan via a cunningly placed care package of mine, or through my riot shield deflecting bullets into their skull, or blocking an allies javelin, or intercepting a grenade or c4 then I will laugh and mock them till my voice is hoarse and my throat is raw and probably upload of video displaying their ineptitude and my brilliance.

I would just like to pre-emptively quash and dispel any rumours and allay all fears, that the above idea is an elaborate plot or ruse by me (or agents acting for me) with the intention to crush or kill teammates with humiliation in mind for my own personal gratification.

yimrsg

Muse, Lynx and myself played against a group of 5 English lads in a party last night. Before the first match they said we'd rage quit, ended up beating them 200-140. Lynx goes into the lobby and starts slagging them about how we didn't rage quit and they lost, one of them comments about 86 in his gamer tag and takes an eternity to figure how old Lynx is. Calling him "old", I do my granny voice and stir the pot some more.

Next game Dome comes up "their favourite map" and we expected them to be angry and give us much stiffer opposition; It finished 200-148. After exchanging pleasantries in a frank and mature manner we left them.

I decided to google one of their gamertags and got this belter of a result:

http://www.fu ckbook.com/p/Josht90

Fcuking LOL!

KERSPLAT!

yimrsg wrote: »

Muse, Lynx and myself played against a group of 5 English lads in a party last night. Before the first match they said we'd rage quit, ended up beating them 200-140. Lynx goes into the lobby and starts slagging them about how we didn't rage quit and they lost, one of them comments about 86 in his gamer tag and takes an eternity to figure how old Lynx is. Calling him "old", I do my granny voice and stir the pot some more.

Next game Dome comes up "their favourite map" and we expected them to be angry and give us much stiffer opposition; It finished 200-148. After exchanging pleasantries in a frank and mature manner we left them.

I decided to google one of their gamertags and got this belter of a result:

http://www.fu ckbook.com/p/Josht90

Fcuking LOL!

Ahahaha brilliant!!

First game was fun but when Dome came up and one lad said "ah this is our favorite map, ye noobs are gonna quit" I got a little nervous but they were larbage, as Benrob would say, and we won easy

podgemonster

yimrsg wrote: »

Muse, Lynx and myself played against a group of 5 English lads in a party last night. Before the first match they said we'd rage quit, ended up beating them 200-140. Lynx goes into the lobby and starts slagging them about how we didn't rage quit and they lost, one of them comments about 86 in his gamer tag and takes an eternity to figure how old Lynx is. Calling him "old", I do my granny voice and stir the pot some more.

Next game Dome comes up "their favourite map" and we expected them to be angry and give us much stiffer opposition; It finished 200-148. After exchanging pleasantries in a frank and mature manner we left them.

I decided to google one of their gamertags and got this belter of a result:

http://www.fu ckbook.com/p/Josht90

Fcuking LOL!

We should definetly be talking more "smack" online. Get other clans riled up and then píss all over them.

x43r0

If I'm going to be a sore-winner douche type character on XBL then there is only one fictional douche I want to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXM4Z4kdNg

Also you should follow Shooter on twitter, he's pretty funny

twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_

DaveNoCheese

Sounds like a plan, lets practice...

In pre-game lobby -

"oh ye are erm... Such noobs. I shít on noobs... **** all over you cause erm.. Noobs are... Erm bad..."

During gameplay -

"you see that? See... I killed you... Yea I'm gonna erm... Smear faeces all over your erm... Mother cause she appreciates my ehh penis... Yeah..."


I need more practice....

Jax Teller

Meatwad wrote: »

Double xp till next tuesday

Awesome

harvester of sorrow

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Sounds like a plan, lets practice...

In pre-game lobby -

"oh ye are erm... Such noobs. I shít on noobs... **** all over you cause erm.. Noobs are... Erm bad..."

During gameplay -

"you see that? See... I killed you... Yea I'm gonna erm... Smear faeces all over your erm... Mother cause she appreciates my ehh penis... Yeah..."


I need more practice....

DaveNoCheese

Here's the culprit from the other night lads... little f*cker would not give up squeaking the f*cking thing :mad:

Cossax

Dashboarding is not cool.

Spike2010

Somebody from the party Dashboarded though? Seriously lads it's a game? I don't mind going 5-50 if i'm having fun, you guys take it way to serious, and on that note i know who Dashboarded, for what? Cause we was getting raped? Everybody loses.

DaveNoCheese

Cossax wrote: »

Dashboarding is not cool.

List who was in the party and I'll guess who it was :rolleyes:

docdolittle

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

List who was in the party and I'll guess who it was :rolleyes:

...Has to be Happii, kells or seamus...

ugglasdav

docdolittle wrote: »

...Has to be Happii, kells or seamus...

i wasnt in the party, my guess is kells

The Floyd p

"6 deaths?!?!?, **** it I'm gonna hack another 1000g's for a game" :pac:

greenman09

I wonder will the Mong protector be on tonight

Cossax

iLikeWaffles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMrwNf8Q214

On a side note this Fucking Sucks>>>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JULY0Y-rEgc

Never doing that again!!!

everlast75

Sorry lads for not accepting invites last night lads, headphone issues.. And there's nothing worse than hearing the p*ss ripped out of people without throwing my tuppence worth in

yimrsg

Got the top score with the Dragunov on Dome of all places. It's pure cack, getting it gold is not going to be fun.

gimli2112

yimrsg wrote: »

Got the top score with the Dragunov on Dome of all places. It's pure cack, getting it gold is not going to be fun.

I like sniping and actually forgot the Dragunov was in the game. I don't venture far from the Barrett, L118A or MSR.

yimrsg

gimli2112 wrote: »

I like sniping and actually forgot the Dragunov was in the game. I don't venture far from the Barrett, L118A or MSR.

It's worse than useless at times, Hiplip picked it up and started laughing at how bad it is. Compared to the rsass which has so little recoil normally allowing you to spam away, the dragunov bounces so much it's like using a bolt action or barrett. Think of using the type 95 then going to the m16, it's that bad.

iLikeWaffles

yimrsg wrote: »

It's worse than useless at times, Hiplip picked it up and started laughing at how bad it is. Compared to the rsass which has so little recoil normally allowing you to spam away, the dragunov bounces so much it's like using a bolt action or barrett. Think of using the type 95 then going to the m16, it's that bad.

Think the baby monitor on it gives it more power:pac::pac::pac:

podgemonster

yes booooooooi!

DaveNoCheese

podgemonster wrote: »

yes booooooooi!

YEEESSSSS BOOOOOOIIIIII :pac::pac:

podgemonster

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

YEEESSSSS BOOOOOOIIIIII :pac::pac:

YYEEEAAAASSSSSS BOOOOUUUY!!!

DaveNoCheese

podgemonster wrote: »

YYEEEAAAASSSSSS BOOOOUUUY!!!

NO BOI