Tedious Bickering

petethedrummer · 13-01-2010 2:34pm

Raam wrote: »

Jaysus, I remember that from school!

The poem, not that Betty Hutton thing

I got detention for degrading the english language after my english teacher overheard my own ruder rendition of it.

Jawgap · 13-01-2010 2:36pm

You mean this isn't him on the Stillorgan dual carriageway.....

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 5:57pm

el tonto wrote: »

What do pink slips have to do with bikes?

I thought for a man doing 5 to 7 hours training a day, a 9am start wouldn't be too late in the day for you. How about I meet you half way and we kick off at 10:30am?

I go out at 12 normally, look it don't matter what time i feel it necessary to ride out at, you picked the route i pick the time, unless you have to be in early so the wife doesn't know you were out gambling haha

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 5:58pm

Jawgap wrote: »

You mean this isn't him on the Stillorgan dual carriageway.....

Dam it how did you know,
Its the problems on having stalkers these days

Chips Lovell · 13-01-2010 6:10pm

Grand job, 12 it is so. Outside the Summit pub at the top of Howth Head.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 6:14pm

At least we are having a laugh, and not reading stupid ass threads talking about the weather in the Dublin 15 area
or what bike should i buy, or should i shave my eye brows to match my legs
or lance watch or or i have a fixie please don't kick me
This brings a bit of craic, and not the cheeks of your arse kind
a bit of owl slaggen, and fun for once!
40kms in 105mins by El Tonto fss id do that in my f*+ken sleep
on me sons Thomas the tank engine bike that he used when he was 3
Im sure he has improved somewhat, but has got older since
Anyone else want to join the you are more than welcome!

Howth summit pub sat the 16th at the pub 12 on the dot. ride out at 12:15
Tonto we should bring the odos to show the distance and times covered
To people offended by me, sorry but go feck yourself as you indeed are showing your age. its all a bit of fun!

zzzzzzzz · 13-01-2010 6:16pm

Where's the finish? I might just have to get the cow-bell out for this...

CheGuedara · 13-01-2010 6:18pm

Now the scrabbling for the best spectator spots begin....

Gavin · 13-01-2010 6:23pm

What's afoot here eh ?!
http://www.adverts.ie/showproduct.php?product=178486

Is mockler disposing of the 2000 euro love of his life for a feeble roadie bike perhaps ?

blorg · 13-01-2010 6:23pm

@Mockler- this is deadly serious.

el tonto wrote: »

Grand job, 12 it is so. Outside the Summit pub at the top of Howth Head.

I was sort of hoping the start time would slip, I might make it myself with the old helmet cam. Not racing but I could see if I could keep up with ye and get some footage.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 6:25pm

aidan.offbeat wrote: »

Where's the finish? I might just have to get the cow-bell out for this...

em El Tonto is the man to ask for that, maybe bray seafront outside sealife??
will have a mate waiting with cake
for whoever joins in

niceonetom · 13-01-2010 6:26pm

Gavin wrote: »

What's afoot here eh ?!
http://www.adverts.ie/showproduct.php?product=178486

Is mockler disposing of the 2000 euro love of his life for a feeble roadie bike perhaps ?

From 5 grand to "about 2 grand" to €950. Man, depreciation on mtbs seems to be a real bitch... either that or mockler007 is just a complete waffler.

Chips Lovell · 13-01-2010 6:28pm

mockler007 wrote: »

Tonto we should bring the odos to show the distance and times covered

No problem.

aidan.offbeat wrote: »

Where's the finish? I might just have to get the cow-bell out for this...

At the moment it's the roundabout junction with the Southern Cross Road. If you can suggest a better landmark near Bray Head though I'm all ears.

CheGuedara wrote: »

Now the scrabbling for the best spectator spots begin....

blorg wrote: »

I was sort of hoping the start time would slip, I might make it myself with the old helmet cam. Not racing but I could see if I could keep up with ye and get some footage.

As Mockler said, the more riding, the merrier.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 6:28pm

Gavin wrote: »

What's afoot here eh ?!
http://www.adverts.ie/showproduct.php?product=178486

Is mockler disposing of the 2000 euro love of his life for a feeble roadie bike perhaps ?

the thoughts of shaving my legs is very appealing, and i have to get some use from my venus

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 6:35pm

el tonto wrote: »

No problem.

At the moment it's the roundabout junction with the Southern Cross Road. If you can suggest a better landmark near Bray Head though I'm all ears.

just a thought to start the 2010 year off in the way we need it to be

maybe a
roadie, commuter, fixie, cyclo, mtb, and so on race ???
and it will be nice cake

don't take the age thing so serious
this will give us all something to talk about, rather than the normal shte.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 6:37pm

blorg wrote: »

@Mockler- this is deadly serious.

I was sort of hoping the start time would slip, I might make it myself with the old helmet cam. Not racing but I could see if I could keep up with ye and get some footage.

that would be deadly Blorg
legend man if you could

ROK ON · 13-01-2010 6:40pm

mockler007 wrote: »

don't take the age thing so serious
this will give us all something to talk about, rather than the normal shte.

But dus discussing planet x bikes and turbo training techniques is so interesting :-)

Chips Lovell · 13-01-2010 6:46pm

Are you down with Lumen's suggestion we do it for charity?

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 6:56pm

yeh im cool with that Tonto
but for an Irish charity like Barnardos or something

Chips Lovell · 13-01-2010 7:05pm

mockler007 wrote: »

yeh im cool with that Tonto
but for an Irish charity like Barnardos or something

SSF is Boards' own charity, so it's Irish.

But if you prefer Barnardos, that's fine with me.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 7:08pm

el tonto wrote: »

SSF is Boards' own charity, so it's Irish.

But if you prefer Barnardos, that's fine with me.

sff are?

TinyExplosions · 13-01-2010 7:09pm

mockler007 wrote: »

sff are?

Santa Strike Force

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 7:22pm

ok im happy with that,

so who else is comming to this then??
represent your side of the chain

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 7:26pm

jet bike i wish!!!!, these little guys deploy at a moments notice!!

ROK ON · 13-01-2010 7:36pm

As a true test of which guy us the stronger cyclist I think that they should so it on
Either
The same type of bike, eg Dublin bikes
Or
Swap bikes.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 7:42pm

ROK ON wrote: »

As a true test of which guy us the stronger cyclist I think that they should so it on
Either
The same type of bike, eg Dublin bikes
Or
Swap bikes.

on velos lol now theres are fcukin idea and a half!
the first race ever by us at boards on velos!
Blorg you good at taking footage
You tube it

Lumen · 13-01-2010 7:48pm

ROK ON wrote: »

As a true test of which guy us the stronger cyclist I think that they should so it on
Either
The same type of bike, eg Dublin bikes
Or
Swap bikes.

That would defeat the object, which is for Mockler to prove that he is faster on his all-conquering SUV bike than a whiny old roadie on girl tyres.

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 7:48pm

ROK ON wrote: »

As a true test of which guy us the stronger cyclist I think that they should so it on
Either
The same type of bike, eg Dublin bikes
Or
Swap bikes.

on velos lol now theres are fcukin idea and a half
the first race ever covered on velos by boards!
me on a racer are you mad?

mockler007 · 13-01-2010 8:09pm

Lumen wrote: »

That would defeat the object, which is for Mockler to prove that he is faster on his all-conquering SUV bike than a whiny old roadie on girl tyres.

yeh thats true lumen.
id rather my bike, id kill myself on a racer, im a very late braker,
plus i hate wearing tights when on a bike
no suv rider out there gonna join us or fixie to represent the fixie heads

Beasty · 13-01-2010 8:14pm

I'd love to witness this, but it appears I am far too old (and will have the kids on my hands)

Any rules (eg no RLJs), or is it "No Holds Barred"?

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