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Tedious Bickering

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    #152
    Junior
    Registered Users Posts: 3,179 ✭✭✭Junior


    kenmc wrote: »
    Sounds more like someone came off hard on the ice tbh.
    Three'd be mroe typso if under the affluence of incohol.

    You reckon the grammar, spelling and random addition of smilies could get much worse under the affluence of incohol ?


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    #153
    hynesie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 245 ✭✭hynesie


    Gavin wrote: »
    Good stuff, this is exciting. El Tonto Vs Mockler007, Saturday 16th, 2000 euro bet. Best thread in months.

    The only way it could get any better is if Tim brought his bike out and decided to get in on the action.


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    #154
    Blowfish
    Registered Users Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    mockler007 wrote: »
    2 grand mate, and that was a 2007 model
    I see. So it's not quite the 'nearly 5gs' you originally claimed?

    You say in another post that you are 25. Aren't you a little old to be showing off your e-peen?


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    #155
    niceonetom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭niceonetom


    mockler007 wrote:
    waffle.gif

    That's all I'm seeing...


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    #156
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    mockler007 wrote: »
    it was for pink slips at the start, which he agreed to so changing his mind midway is a bit strange.

    I said for pink slips, meaning bikes, to which he replyed i will race you anytime. so to me thats taking up the offer of the bet and race!

    What do pink slips have to do with bikes?
    mockler007 wrote: »
    where you going with 9am man?
    i was thinking around 12
    its the weekend,

    I thought for a man doing 5 to 7 hours training a day, a 9am start wouldn't be too late in the day for you. How about I meet you half way and we kick off at 10:30am?


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    #157
    Planet X
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 3,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭Planet X


    mockler007 wrote: »
    I very much doubt it tonto.:D
    you 30 somethings are past your sell by dates
    and you have lost the receipt and can't get a refund
    :rolleyes:

    I'll take you on......I'm over 50.
    Grey aul codger!! :)


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    #158
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    mockler007 wrote: »
    Do you know who my family is?

    You didn't just say that did you?


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    #159
    DirkVoodoo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    We're racing for pinks.

    Pinks?

    Pinks, you punk! Pink slips.... ownership papers?

    Grease+Lightning.jpg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oWeaujOWXc


    At least that's what I thought of when I heard "pinks", very american of you!

    How about a leather racing kit with "T-Birds" on the back tonto? And a greased up wig stuck onto your helmet?


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    #160
    uberwolf
    Registered Users Posts: 7,578 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    I step out of the office for the afternoon and what happens :rolleyes:








    :P


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    #161
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    I thought the pink slip was something you got when you were fired?


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    #162
    RobFowl
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    Preview of Saturdays main event ....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKaeWkYbqk


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    #163
    Lumen
    Registered Users Posts: 31,010 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    Look this is all very entertaining, but is it really necessary to turn it into a high-stakes gambling session?

    How about honour, respect and a €50 donation to Santa Strike Force by the loser?


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    #164
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    That sounds fair to me.


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    #165
    Bunnyhopper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Bunnyhopper


    niceonetom wrote: »
    That's all I'm seeing...

    Slowly morphing into...?

    102338.png

    Fruit flan - the tasty waffle of the cake world :)


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    #166
    ROK ON
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,831 ✭✭✭ROK ON


    How in the came of fu*k did I miss this thread. Brilliant stuff.
    Come on the Tonto.

    BTW a pink slip is colloquial for permission from her indoors. Such as ' I will meet you for a jar assuming I get a pink slip'.


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    #167
    DirkVoodoo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    ROK ON wrote: »
    BTW a pink slip is colloquial for permission from her indoors. Such as ' I will meet you for a jar assuming I get a pink slip'.

    In that context it sounds a lot worse. Do you receive or give the "pink slip"?


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    #168
    ROK ON
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,831 ✭✭✭ROK ON


    If your missus is reasonable you receive the pink slip. As thanks you can give her what you like I guess.


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    #169
    L'Enfer du Nord
    Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭L'Enfer du Nord


    I think I know how this is going to pan out

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJeZqIJA5-c


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    #170
    redmaxi
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭redmaxi


    Fair play to ye lads - don't back out now. This is the stuff that legends are made of.


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    #171
    TinyExplosions
    Registered Users Posts: 6,860 ✭✭✭TinyExplosions


    DirkVoodoo wrote: »
    We're racing for pinks.

    Pinks?

    Pinks, you punk! Pink slips.... ownership papers?

    Thank god.... I thought my bike was going to be given to the winner.... this sounds like an 'interesting' race.... can we get odds on how much Mockler loses by?


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    #172
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I suggest someone bring a vernier calipers to verify that mockler's tyres are indeed inflated to the full 2.3"


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    #173
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    mockler007 wrote: »
    I think it is civil Lumen
    infact its a bit of owl slagging, what this countries foundations are brought up on
    .................

    Epic thread!!!

    Two questions:-

    What's "owl slagging"? Is that calling someone a twit?

    ....and if foundations are brought up on something, then surely they're not foundations - what's below them is foundations??


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    #174
    TinyExplosions
    Registered Users Posts: 6,860 ✭✭✭TinyExplosions


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Epic thread!!!

    Two questions:-

    What's "owl slagging"? Is that calling someone a twit?

    A twit? Who? :)

    -sorry, I'll get me coat


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    #175
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    When icicles hang by the wall
    And Dick the shepherd blows his nail
    And Tom bears logs into the hall,
    And milk comes frozen home in pail,
    When Blood is nipped and ways be foul,
    Then nightly sings the staring owl,
    Tu-who;
    Tu-whit, tu-who: a merry note,
    While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.

    When all aloud the wind doth blow,
    And coughing drowns the parson's saw,
    And birds sit brooding in the snow,
    And Marian's nose looks red and raw
    When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl,
    Then nightly sings the staring owl,
    Tu-who;
    Tu-whit, tu-who: a merry note,
    While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.


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    #176
    Lumen
    Registered Users Posts: 31,010 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horRWtbAJoI


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    #177
    Raam
    Registered Users Posts: 14,317 ✭✭✭✭Raam


    Jaysus, I remember that from school!

    The poem, not that Betty Hutton thing


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    #178
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    TinyExplosions wrote: »
    A twit? Who? :)

    -sorry, I'll get me coat

    no, twooooo......

    ....I'll join you.....


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    #179
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    Raam wrote: »
    Jaysus, I remember that from school!

    Gold Star for Raam.


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    #180
    tomasrojo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,743 ✭✭✭✭tomasrojo


    Jawgap wrote: »
    What's "owl slagging"? Is that calling someone a twit?
    Reminds me of that old story (probably apocryphal).

    A small group of American tourists are walking in Kerry and stop off at a pub to wait for their laggard friends. They ask the barman whether he has anything for lunch. "I don't", he says, scratching his face, "but, sure, I could rustle up a few aul' sandwiches for you."

    Half an hour later, the friends arrive. "Join us," says the waiting group, "And try these owl sandwiches. They taste just like chicken."


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    #181
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,324 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    mockler007 wrote: »
    Got a secret weapon
    Mockler and his secret weapon:

    c094ab91-7532-4dae-_439299t.jpg

    Those MTB wheels even have discs


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