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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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  • Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭nickcave


    why haven't people realised?

    the fact that he's not here obviously means he's boning her.

    Yes I said boning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    says the virgin of the year :pac:
    Oi!

    That's down to my ugliness, not for want of trying


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    brummytom wrote: »
    Has the OP pussied out and gone into hiding?

    Maybe if he's lucky he's gone into hiding in her pussy.....

    /where's my coat?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭TheDuderino


    nickcave wrote: »
    why haven't people realised?

    the fact that he's not here obviously means he's boning her.

    Yes I said boning.

    Thats the kinda blind optimism I can sign up to!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Kersmash wrote: »
    Nope, I'm in this lads school and year and we had school today alright(Bah). So he should have his grind. Get in there buddy :P

    I hope you know how much of a hero this chap is.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Jay P wrote: »
    I hope you know how much of a hero this chap is.

    yeah.... he's about to get humiliated in front of thousands of people on irelands biggest forum site :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 136 ✭✭BDR


    Kersmash wrote: »
    Nope, I'm in this lads school and year and we had school today alright(Bah). So he should have his grind. Get in there buddy :P

    Aww I had the day off :D

    So whats he like?does he have a chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    yeah.... he's about to get humiliated in front of thousands of people on irelands biggest forum site :pac:

    Don't see how. This is the mother of win-win situations if he actually approaches her for a lay:

    A. He comes onto his teacher, gets turned down and is lauded far and wide for his tremendous balls by his jealous friends.

    B. He comes onto his teacher, gleefully departs on the love* train and is lauded far and wide for his tremendous balls by his jealous friends.


    Either way, he's set up for life when it comes to anecdotes to impress girls with.



    *Prefix: "making"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭1071823928


    i just found this thread now!!! its brilliant!!!

    go on op!!!
    lash her out of it!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    I think we should all PM him our numbers so he can create some sort of group to post live updates too. The waiting around here is torture :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    I think we should all PM him our numbers so he can create some sort of group to post live updates too. The waiting around here is torture :)

    No, The legend shall live on Boards :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    19 pages of anticipation , just like a good porn mag.

    I bet he is hiding in his wardrobe after shooting his load in his trousers after she accidently touched his arm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    Personally, I could never understand all these stories in the papers of female teachers being brought to court for having sex with their male students. When I was at school, it was all I could think about. The girls in the class did nothing for me, but a few of the female teachers were a different story. The last thing I would have done was complained to some school authority that they were taken advantage of me. Sure that's what I wanted :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭TheDuderino


    Don't see how. This is the mother of win-win situations if he actually approaches her for a lay:

    A. He comes onto his teacher, gets turned down and is lauded far and wide for his tremendous balls by his jealous friends.

    B. He comes onto his teacher, gleefully departs on the love* train and is lauded far and wide for his tremendous balls by his jealous friends.


    Either way, he's set up for life when it comes to anecdotes to impress girls with.




    *Prefix: "making"

    Sounds good but depends on the OP being smooooooth and/or the Teacher not as much turning him down, as emotionally dismantling any self esteem he has, whilst proclaiming to all n sundry his crash n burn.

    Course thats just worse case... I think


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭TheDuderino


    On the plus side, if they started at 7pm.... looks like he mighta lasted more than 5 minutes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    He needs to fit a webcam with mic somewhere in the room so we can hear the goings on. He can post the link to this thread of course :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Okay, so bang on cue at six she called to the door, wearing a short enough denim skirt and leggings. *drool*

    I think it's fair to say I bottled it for the first 20 minutes, just kept the head down and stuck with the Irish. Then I said, f*ck it, the good boardsies would never forgive me, so I went with the chat-up lines as Gaeilge routine. She smiled and said "you have your eye on someone is it?" and I went with the shrug and coy smile.

    So we did about ten minutes of that, including me asking her would the examiner appreciate the "eadaí deas, ach féachfainn siad nios fearra ar m'urlár seomra" line. She said that it would depend on the examiner. :cool:

    Then it just went like a normal grind for the remainder of the time. Once it was over, I started just chatting away to her, turns out she's 23. :P I asked her had she any plans for the weekend, and she mentioned she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too, and asked for her number so I could give her a text or whatever. She kinda stalled and thought about it for a few seconds before saying "I dunno... a student like... look I'll probably see you inside and we'll see from there okay?", and she like held my arm for a sec and then smiled and left.

    Not without hope anyway, and not gonna lie, it was a bittova rush trying it on with her. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    she like held my arm for a sec and then smiled

    OMFG!!

    This is the greatest day of my life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭blackbetty69


    Okay, so bang on cue at six she called to the door, wearing a short enough denim skirt and leggings. *drool*

    I think it's fair to say I bottled it for the first 20 minutes, just kept the head down and stuck with the Irish. Then I said, f*ck it, the good boardsies would never forgive me, so I went with the chat-up lines as Gaeilge routine. She smiled and said "you have your eye on someone is it?" and I went with the shrug and coy smile.

    So we did about ten minutes of that, including me asking her would the examiner appreciate the "eadaí deas, ach féachfainn siad nios fearra ar m'urlár seomra" line. She said that it would depend on the examiner. :cool:

    Then it just went like a normal grind for the remainder of the time. Once it was over, I started just chatting away to her, turns out she's 23. :P I asked her had she any plans for the weekend, and she mentioned she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too, and asked for her number so I could give her a text or whatever. She kinda stalled and thought about it for a few seconds before saying "I dunno... a student like... look I'll probably see you inside and we'll see from there okay?", and she like held my arm for a sec and then smiled and left.

    Not without hope anyway, and not gonna lie, it was a bittova rush trying it on with her. :D

    youv got balls for tryin lad!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    Fair fuckin play man, fair fuckin play.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Fair fucking play!


  • Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭nickcave


    Okay, so bang on cue at six she called to the door, wearing a short enough denim skirt and leggings. *drool*

    I think it's fair to say I bottled it for the first 20 minutes, just kept the head down and stuck with the Irish. Then I said, f*ck it, the good boardsies would never forgive me, so I went with the chat-up lines as Gaeilge routine. She smiled and said "you have your eye on someone is it?" and I went with the shrug and coy smile.

    So we did about ten minutes of that, including me asking her would the examiner appreciate the "eadaí deas, ach féachfainn siad nios fearra ar m'urlár seomra" line. She said that it would depend on the examiner. :cool:

    Then it just went like a normal grind for the remainder of the time. Once it was over, I started just chatting away to her, turns out she's 23. :P I asked her had she any plans for the weekend, and she mentioned she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too, and asked for her number so I could give her a text or whatever. She kinda stalled and thought about it for a few seconds before saying "I dunno... a student like... look I'll probably see you inside and we'll see from there okay?", and she like held my arm for a sec and then smiled and left.

    Not without hope anyway, and not gonna lie, it was a bittova rush trying it on with her. :D

    Assemble, Cork boardsies!


  • Registered Users Posts: 136 ✭✭BDR


    :P I asked her had she any plans for the weekend, and she mentioned she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too, and asked for her number so I could give her a text or whatever.


    We'll all go :D

    Moral support and all that *starts making popcorn*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too, and asked for her number so I could give her a text or whatever. She kinda stalled and thought about it for a few seconds before saying "I dunno... a student like... look I'll probably see you inside and we'll see from there okay?", and she like held my arm for a sec and then smiled and left.

    Not without hope anyway, and not gonna lie, it was a bittova rush trying it on with her. :D

    I think my F5 key is broke. Fairplay see what happens on saturday night now, just don't go getting yourself silly drunk and making a fool of yourself and not remembering the night in question, don't want her turning up on Tuesday and you telling you had a blackout the from that night :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭TheDuderino


    Fair f***s to ya!

    Looks like you might have a bit of an opening - scuze the pun.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,457 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Fair play. Which nightclub and night? I see a roadtrip this weekend :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Okay, so bang on cue at six she called to the door, wearing a short enough denim skirt and leggings. *drool*

    I think it's fair to say I bottled it for the first 20 minutes, just kept the head down and stuck with the Irish. Then I said, f*ck it, the good boardsies would never forgive me, so I went with the chat-up lines as Gaeilge routine. She smiled and said "you have your eye on someone is it?" and I went with the shrug and coy smile.

    So we did about ten minutes of that, including me asking her would the examiner appreciate the "eadaí deas, ach féachfainn siad nios fearra ar m'urlár seomra" line. She said that it would depend on the examiner. :cool:

    Then it just went like a normal grind for the remainder of the time. Once it was over, I started just chatting away to her, turns out she's 23. :P I asked her had she any plans for the weekend, and she mentioned she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too, and asked for her number so I could give her a text or whatever. She kinda stalled and thought about it for a few seconds before saying "I dunno... a student like... look I'll probably see you inside and we'll see from there okay?", and she like held my arm for a sec and then smiled and left.

    Not without hope anyway, and not gonna lie, it was a bittova rush trying it on with her. :D

    "Bueller?...Bueller?"

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    nickcave wrote: »
    Assemble, Cork boardsies!

    I concur... which nightclub Feeky??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭1071823928


    fair play op!!!
    i think you've a good shot, she didnt shoot you down so now u need to play it cool. she prob thinks ur gona go all nuts on her since your 17 and quite clearly a horn dog!!

    what u need to do is get her to make the first move while you subtlely encourage her.
    you need to play her hot and cold!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    I've been following with interest I just hope its true.

    Go to the nightclub and wait till shes hammered all will become clear. You wont get better advice than that.


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