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My first go - title "The Madman?"

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 Dapper Dan


    Simply brilliant Padraiggg, had me in stitches.
    Peeeeow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    I need to know if Trent escapes. Come back padraiggg.


  • Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭Cullen82


    Hahaha holy **** He has his own website, Facebook page (with something like 700 members) and **** loads of people following him online.

    Question: Is this lad looking to amuse people or is it for real?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Great story. You may even have introduced a new word to the English language - "SKRRK!".


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,717 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 549 ✭✭✭jobee


    To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

    /QUOTE]
    Spike Milligan was as daft as a brush, and childish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,717 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    jobee wrote: »
    Spike Milligan was as daft as a brush, and childish.

    Exactly


  • Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭Cullen82


    To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

    Padraig is GOD


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Trent is God. padraiggg is just his prophet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,464 ✭✭✭MOH


    To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

    I've only read the first few pages, but there's something bizarrely Milliganish about parts of it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 Steeeeeeo!


    Why cant i get in to the blog? i've clicked the link on here and googled the website and i keep getting a bandwith error. sickened cause this is pure class and compulsive reading!!

    keep up the good work Padraig!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 Steeeeeeo!


    scrap that! read the google cache... cheers Phil106!

    this is class... and has to keep going. all the haters are either jealous or just too snobby to admit this lad is on to something!

    Trent for Taoiseach!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Blanchboh


    padraiggg wrote: »
    SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK! Somehwere in the distance Trent could hear it. SKRRK! SKRRK! SKRRK! Trent could well remember that noise from the time he was in the army. "I can well remember that noise from the time I was in the army" Trent thought. No time for thinking, he thought. And carried on running. The SKRRK!ing seemed to be getting closer though and Trent knew he must stop and fight or be killed. "Gasp!" Trent gasped. "Corporal Jones?" "Hahaha, yes Trent, I knew you would come here and I knew you knew what the SKRRK!ing was and that you must stop. That's why I did it and why I came here in the first place." Trent wasn't sure whether he should hug him or punch him! Hug him because of the SKRRK!ing wasn't real and he knew he was safe after all, or punch him because he didn't actually like him! He shook the Corporal Jones on the hand. "Hahaha" said Corporal Jones. "Same old Trent!"

    This is from when Trent is going to the house, he hasn't picked up his hat and gun yet so he's a bit scared when he hears the noise. He knows what it is, but I don't yet! Any ideas?

    Ive read 3 chapters, im not saying I could do any better and it is your first go but its back to the drawing board i think


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭smcelhinney


    Hah!

    To guy above..

    The gauntlet is thrown.. let us be the judges.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Cianan2


    Anybody else think that this thread should be sent to Tommy Wiseau?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    One of the greatest things I have ever seen on the internet.

    Along with
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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    When I saw the bump I thought Trent had been resurrected :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    "and then john was a zombie"

    :D i lol'd


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 675 ✭✭✭poindexter


    long live Trent


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,279 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    poindexter wrote: »
    long live Trent

    I saw that there was a new post in possibly the greatest ever thread on boards, about the greatest ever creation returning for yet another whirlwind adventure where he shoots someone in the face and laughs while having sex with everyone in the room...


    but alas no... tis only a "long live trent" comment...


    You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir... bravo :mad:




































    :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    Padraig could be dead, who knows..:confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭Delorian


    Godsentme wrote: »
    Padraig could be dead, who knows..:confused:

    You're saying... Trent could have killed him? That would be just the kind of thing Trent would do!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭padraiggg


    Chapter 20

    oh and this is what happened to trent in chapter 20

    http://www.trentsadventures.com/the-madman/chapter-20/


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    The legend returns.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    You, sir, have made my day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭silvo


    firstly his hand was attached to a torture machine and not a hungarian supermodel

    Yessssssssssss


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    He had used to of been a karate judge before he was a henchman and instinctivly he rated the kick among the finest he had ever seen.

    Classic Padraiggg


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,279 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Anyone looking at Trent like that usually would of found themselfs dead or impregnated in the most violent fashion

    Classic :pac:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,099 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Woohoo! Finally some good news :)


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  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    The bra falling off in swindon just made my day. Thanks padraiggg, ya nutter. :)


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