The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

Deki

unfortunately the system was out of date and all the too hot for you sexy "tigers" have escaped and are now on the loose

RunHomerRun

fortunately the hot sexy ladies (tigers) are now - LOOSE & hot & sexy ladies

custom

Unfortunately, real tigers found the loose & hot & sexy ladies, and ate them for dinner!

bubbly123

Fortunatley the sexy ladies crawled out the tigers crapper

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, they crawled OUT of the crapper and INTO the cauldron.

joes girls

Fortunately the cauldron unsexy them down a bit and now they are hot for the guys around here!!!

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, the cold Siberian weather has rendered the guys hard drives unusable and.................floppy.

*giggles*

Fortunately, they didn't need a floppy, but a real external mass storage device, a terabyte of an external hard drive:)

Deki

unfortunately the system was invaded by a trojan causing a major malfunction and imediate crash of the hard drive

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the CompSci Tigress discarded the fried drives, upgraded to Yottobyte hard drives, increased response time, and the guys and tigresses were series-paralleling at a quadrupled rate of streaming transfers.

Deki

unfortunately that was the very moment the massive meteor storm hit wiping out civilization as previously known on Earth.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the Siberian Tigresses were forewarned of the impact and moved their newly hard-wired guy toys to the safety of the Cold War bunker lair.

Deki

unfortunately the bunker generator failed, causing the air filtration and air conditioning to falter

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the Eveready Bunny, a friend of the sexy Tigresses, repaired the generators and air handling systems, and the data transfers resumed at a chaotic bunny hopping rate.

Deki

unfortunately the recently hard wired guy toys were not able to contend wit the bump off-bump on shananigans and soon became over heated.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, overheating caused by the illegal operations of the sexy Tigresses was repaired by tapping into the freon supply of the air conditioning units, and streaming transfers resumed without interruptus...

Deki

Unfortunately the air conditioning still was not working and that left them all panting uncontrollably and quite breathless

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the geothermal gradient within the ventilation shafts created a natural updraft of cool, refreshing air which, via evaporative cooling, dried every gleaming drop of perspiration adorning the lithe forms of the sexy Tigresses and hard drive toys, and dancing resumed - cheek to cheek, lip to lip, and grinding hip to grinding hip...

Deki

Unfortunately while alll that dancing, cheek touching cheek, lip pressing against lip, and grinding of hip against was taking place in the bunker, life above had been knocked back to the stoneage.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the sexy Siberian Tigresses wafted the scent of new blood and began their slow ascent to Bedrock...

Deki

unfortunately for the tigresses bedrock lay in wait for their appearance ready to enslave them

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the dominant Tigress, Jessica, sent Logan (Sandman) and Francis (Sandman) on an advanced scouting mission to clear the threats and prepare for Carousel.

Deki

unfortunately the above ground dwellers overpowered the scouts with sticks and stones and are now digging their way into Jessica's below ground bunker, all the while screaming, "BRAINS!!!"

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, depending upon your POV, the head caveman succumbed to the evil charms of Jessica's pride of pouty pussycats, joined them in "The Orgasmotron", and was never again heard shouting "BRAINS" at these comely nymphs...

Deki

Unfortunately that left a bevy of scantily clad female surface dwellers without a dominant caveman leader- however they no longer scream "brains" -Women cast aside for pouty pussycats, seeking revenge on ex cavemen leaders think lower.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the bevy of scantily clad female surface dwellers met a merry band of naturalist Free Masons who gave them all a personal tour of their loooooooooooong caravans and shared intimate passages of kama sutra...

Deki

unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) the world looks to be on it's way to recovery -well at least replenishment...with a hey nonny nonny and a yipee ti yi a !

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the fields of Bedrock were abundant with Soylent Green, and through the still night air, if one listened carefully, would hear: "I want...to be part of the flock...to be taken over...by desires uncontrolled by any natural force...a baby...one furry one that just howls and jumps..."
All is well.

Deki

unfortunately all was not really as well as might be believed,what with the night voices of the wanta be lycanthropes, not to mention the whines of the baby dracs it was really hard to get any sleep at all.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, earplugs restored the eerie quiet of darkness. Carpentry flourished.