The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

thebouldwhacker · 12-09-2009 12:01AM

unfortunately I'm the cop assigned to the case... been waiting for you to turn up, your nicked mate:D

12-09-2009 06:38AM

Fotrunately I'm the chief of police and have the received the brown envelope.

Matt Holck · 12-09-2009 06:43AM

unfortunately

they shut down the pot distribution centers and posted signs
that convicted a crime before trial

Black Swan · 12-09-2009 09:08AM

Fortunately... they sell Mississippi Mud at the local market

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 10:59AM

Unfortunately, I've no idea what Mississippi Mud is.

Deki · 12-09-2009 02:00PM

fortunately it wasn't necessary to know

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 02:27PM

Unfortunately, there's a gun to my head. And that's exactly what he wants to know. "Mississippi Mud," he says. "Tell me where he is!" Help...

Deki · 12-09-2009 02:35PM

fortunately it's just a cap pistol and you can keep your brain intact

joes girls · 13-09-2009 11:44AM

Unfortunately, at that time the brain would have welcomed the big bang!!!

Deki · 13-09-2009 12:31PM

fortunately times have changed and the big bang is behind us.

holly1 · 13-09-2009 06:49PM

Unfortunately there is another one ahead of us.

Deki · 13-09-2009 06:52PM

fortunately that may not be true and even then may be preventable

staker · 22-10-2009 02:54PM

unfortunately, someone took that book from the library and hasn't returned it yet

Deki · 22-10-2009 03:05PM

fortunately there is a micro fische copy

staker · 22-10-2009 03:08PM

unfortunately, bill gates has copyrighted the file and will only release it for an exorbitant fee

Deki · 22-10-2009 03:13PM

fortunately a lawsuit has been filed and the government will envolve themselves

namenotavailablE · 22-10-2009 03:26PM

Unfortunately (for the lawyers), it's a regular lawsuit rather than a lengthy tribunal

staker · 22-10-2009 03:28PM

Fortunately, there's a new reality series starting on TV that week so it shouldn't make too much news

Deki · 22-10-2009 03:44PM

unfortunately the reality series depicts the life of a grumpy old horder who has 19 cats and 23 dogs and may not draw that large an audience.

ChillyJilly · 22-10-2009 04:15PM

Fortunately, those 19 cats and 23 dogs are all pregnant, so the litter they produce will be enormous, meaning next weeks news is all about them

*giggles* · 22-10-2009 05:07PM

Unfortunately, their owners are out of town next week

staker · 24-10-2009 01:38AM

Fortunately, i got their reg plates and held 'em to ransom in my cellar

Deki · 24-10-2009 01:41AM

unfortunately they escaped your cellar while you dozed and have left you tied to a chair
(At least it is a "comfy" chair).

Ghost Train · 24-10-2009 01:51AM

fortunately you don't need to use the toilet yet

staker · 24-10-2009 01:53AM

UF, the tiler stuck the lid down with tile adhesive

Deki · 24-10-2009 01:56AM

fortunately you have a crowbar and can pry it loose

staker · 24-10-2009 02:01AM

UF,the crow-bar is still welded into the next door neighbours skull in the cellar:eek:

Ghost Train · 24-10-2009 02:02AM

fortunately the police have just arrived

Deki · 24-10-2009 02:10AM

unfortunately they are examining the crowbar, and it has your fingerprints on it.

staker · 24-10-2009 02:24AM

Fortunately, she was talking to you Ghost:D

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