The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

Zxyton

Ok, let's see if this will work... I start a story with a random sentence and each poster adds a new sentence to the story. BUT... the second poster must start his/her sentance with the word 'unfortunately.' Then the next poster starts with the sentence 'fortunately.' Then 'unfortunately' is the first word in the next sentence, then 'fortunately' and so on.... It's fun, I promise!

First sentence: I couldn't find my shoes this morning.

PunkFreud

Fortunately, I'm a Hobbit and I don't wear shoes. My feet were not made to wear them.

holly1

Unfortunately Im not a Hobbit,but I cant afford a pair of shoes.

Zxyton

Fortunately I'm on the way to visit the doctor now about my Hobbit identity crisis

Deki

Unfortunately my doctor is a hobbit and has problems of his own.

Matt Holck

Fortunately the problems are localized

Deki

Unfortunately he's decided to give up his practice and become a roady for a heavy metal band.

Matt Holck

fortunately it paid better than dish washing

Deki

Unfortunately it was not a very good band and the tour fell apart when the lead singer ran off with a hippie chic outside of Omaha.

jumpguy

Fortunately, his knowledge of medicine allowed him to woo the hippies with his lecture on the dangers of smoking weed, the hippie chick realised her wrong ways, broke up with the lead singer and returned to the band with a fresh hatred for hippies.

Matt Holck

unfortunately it didn't work

Deki

fortunately the band had a little money and bought a diner on the outskirts of town and hired him on as their grill man.

Matt Holck

unfortunately, they only ate apples

jumpguy

Fortunately, they loved apples and couldn't get enough of them

Matt Holck

unfortunately, there was no pancake batter to saute them in

Deki

Fortunately they had sugar and cinnamon and they were delicious fried with butter.

Matt Holck

unfortunately they slipped off the plate into the dirt

jumpguy

Fortunately everyone thought the dirt added a tasty crunchiness to the food.

Deki

unfortunately they soon ran out of apples.

Matt Holck

fortunately, they came across a pumpkin patch

Deki

unfortunately they didn't have any eggs to make pumpkin custard.

Matt Holck

fortunately, they found some ginger root

Deki

unfortunately they had sold the grater at a yard sale.

staker

unfortunately, there was an election going on downtown sametimes

joes girls

fortunately one of the parties was campaigning for free graters in every home!!!

Deki

unfortunately they were evicted and had no home.

joes girls

fortunately i left the biggy box my flat screen came in on the path....

Deki

unfortunately they couldn't all fit inside, not even if their feet stuck out.

joes girls

fortunately they found an umbrella left over from the strom....

Deki

unfortunately it had a hard pointy metal thing on top and they just happened to stab a passerby.

joes girls

fortunately one of them was a lovely old lady that took them in and kicked out her cats....

Deki

Unfortunately the cats went a bit mad and began to bite and scratch.

joes girls

Fortunately they kicked out the lovely old lady and that kept the cats happy....

Deki

unfortunately the cats became extremely hungry.

joes girls

fortunately lovely old lady was near death anyways.....

Deki

unfortunately cats gobbled here down, and fought over the bones.

joes girls

fortunately the bones choked them and it was the end of lovely old lady and her cats...

Deki

unfortunately it began to rain.

joes girls

fortunately i had already brought in the clothes

Deki

unfortunately the dryer was out of commission.

holly1

Fortunately the laundrette is open.

Deki

unfortunately they didn't have the correct change.

holly1

Fortunately there was a 24hour supermarket across the road.

Deki

unfortunately the clerk didn't want to give out all his change cause he hadn't done much business and the bank was closed.

holly1

Fortunately there was a begger on the street and he gave him change.

Deki

unfortunately the dryer was set too high and shrank all the clothes.

holly1

Fortunately the would fit his little boy.

Deki

unfortunately they were little girl clothes.

holly1

Fortunately she was a whizz with a sewing machine.

*giggles*

Unfortunately the sewing machine is broken

Deki

Fortunately she borrowed the neighbors to use.