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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

  • 29-08-2009 02:10PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34


    Ok, let's see if this will work... I start a story with a random sentence and each poster adds a new sentence to the story. BUT... the second poster must start his/her sentance with the word 'unfortunately.' Then the next poster starts with the sentence 'fortunately.' Then 'unfortunately' is the first word in the next sentence, then 'fortunately' and so on.... It's fun, I promise! :D

    First sentence: I couldn't find my shoes this morning.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭PunkFreud


    Fortunately, I'm a Hobbit and I don't wear shoes. My feet were not made to wear them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Unfortunately Im not a Hobbit,but I cant afford a pair of shoes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Zxyton


    Fortunately I'm on the way to visit the doctor now about my Hobbit identity crisis :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately my doctor is a hobbit and has problems of his own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Fortunately the problems are localized


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately he's decided to give up his practice and become a roady for a heavy metal band.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fortunately it paid better than dish washing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately it was not a very good band and the tour fell apart when the lead singer ran off with a hippie chic outside of Omaha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Fortunately, his knowledge of medicine allowed him to woo the hippies with his lecture on the dangers of smoking weed, the hippie chick realised her wrong ways, broke up with the lead singer and returned to the band with a fresh hatred for hippies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    unfortunately it didn't work


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately the band had a little money and bought a diner on the outskirts of town and hired him on as their grill man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    unfortunately, they only ate apples


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Fortunately, they loved apples and couldn't get enough of them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    unfortunately, there was no pancake batter to saute them in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately they had sugar and cinnamon and they were delicious fried with butter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    unfortunately they slipped off the plate into the dirt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Fortunately everyone thought the dirt added a tasty crunchiness to the food.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they soon ran out of apples.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fortunately, they came across a pumpkin patch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they didn't have any eggs to make pumpkin custard.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fortunately, they found some ginger root


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they had sold the grater at a yard sale.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately, there was an election going on downtown sametimes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately one of the parties was campaigning for free graters in every home!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they were evicted and had no home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately i left the biggy box my flat screen came in on the path....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they couldn't all fit inside, not even if their feet stuck out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately they found an umbrella left over from the strom....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately it had a hard pointy metal thing on top and they just happened to stab a passerby.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately one of them was a lovely old lady that took them in and kicked out her cats....


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