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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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  • #62
    PunkFreud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭PunkFreud


    unfortunately, the dog ravaged me while I was singing, mutilating my body and face


  • #63
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately there was a walk-in plastic surgery office near-by and they had me fixed right up in no time at all.


  • #64
    PunkFreud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭PunkFreud


    Unfortunately, the doctor wasn't qualified and he sliced my throat.


  • #65
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately I needed a chin lift too and he did that procedure while saving me from bleeding to death.


  • #66
    Zxyton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Zxyton


    Unfortunately he charged double the rate of my regular Hobbit doctor.


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  • #67
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately a little kiss on the cheek, got him to bring the price down a bit.....


  • #68
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    unfortunately the kiss only took €1 off my bill


  • #69
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Fortunately, he offered a 500 euro price reduction ... if I went below the belt!


  • #70
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    unfortunately, he didn't mean a kick below the belt and held me captive for days...


  • #71
    Zxyton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Zxyton


    Fortunately I enjoyed the much needed freedom from the angry dog, and my plastic surgery was a roaring success


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  • #72
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    unfortunately when you looked again you had extra bits.....


  • #73
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    fortunately i now had a ready made career in extreme porn


  • #74
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Sarannewrap wrote: »
    fortunately i now had a ready made career in extreme porn

    UNFORTUNATLY ive a beer gut so i wobble on camera a lot


  • #75
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    fortunately theres a huge market for that sort of thing in japan for lonely business men


  • #76
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    UNFORTUNATELY you need to wear a sumo suit and a strap on...


  • #77
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    fortunately aunt betty had given me those exact things as a christmas present last year


  • #78
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Unfortunately the strap on was broken


  • #79
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately i got some multi purpose super glue


  • #80
    Zxyton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Zxyton


    Unfortunately I glued my fingers together... drats!


  • #81
    thebouldwhacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    fortunately i own a pair of mittens


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  • #82
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately they had the insides still in


  • #83
    PunkFreud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭PunkFreud


    Fortunately i completed the task which i was doing and i was very happy. It is always nice to finish things.


  • #84
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately the jar of liver fell on the ground at the wrong instance


  • #85
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately i never needed the liver


  • #86
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Unfortunately my brother in law did


  • #87
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately we washed it down with the hose and it was good as new


  • #88
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately the hose was connected to a sulphuric acid/ammonia compound dispenser


  • #89
    thebouldwhacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    fortunately as luck would have it a sulphuric acid/ammonia compound dispenser was exactly what my next door neighbour had popped over to borrow, he went off mumbling something about finally being able to dispose of 'those pesky corpses'.... hmmmmm:confused:


  • #90
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately the cops are on their way around to arrest the whacker for aiding and abetting


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  • #91
    PunkFreud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭PunkFreud


    Fortunately, I was currently in the Bahamas for 2months, making for the perfect alibi.


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