The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

Deki

Fortunately for my own good I am not so tempted by beer although that might be good with doughnuts.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, poor Art Deco is not so wise and now works at the Dublin zoo as a scatological engineer..

Deki

Fortunately the ex Mrs Deco invested the money she got in the divorce well and now lives the good life.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, the comely Ms. Deco poured all of her unearned capital gains into the pork market which went belly up - now she's as sick as a plane to Lourdes!

Deki

Fortunately for Mr Deco he is set to inherit a vast fortune from his mother's childless uncle who is now 99 years old.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately for all parties, Art still feels a stirring within whenever he thinks of the former love of his life, and wants to hold her and pet her and groom her and dig bugs out of her hair for as long as they both shall Deco...

Deki

Fortunately for the love of his life the divorce appointed Mrs Deco custody of the dog.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, the ASPCA learned that Ms. Deco did <snip> and also <snip>, so Pants, the dog, was awarded to Art.

Deki

Fortunately for Art the dog was a good watchdog and chased away the "hitman" hired by the ex Mrs Deco in retaliation and a desire for revenge...

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Hitman Jack fired off one round at the watchdog, and when Art took him to the vet, he found a large caliber bullet in his Pants!

Deki

Fortunately Mrs. Deco was so certain she would be caught and tried for the attempted murder of her ex and the dog, that she left the country and has taken on a new identity,

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, poor Art was so stressed that he began talking to his Pants and asked him "Who Shot JR?"

Deki

Fortunately the neighbors saw him sitting on his porch one day, pantsless, chatting away to them, and so the authorities declared him unable to care for himself and have had him committed to a state funded hospital to recieve treatment.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, the State facility could no longer administer electroconvulsive therapy, thus Art was remanded to the care of Dr. Kazoo at Mater Hospital in Rolling Rock Plains.

Deki

Fortunately Dr Kazoo was able to help sad Mr Deco and he was eventually weaned away from his obsessive pants behavior and now wears only bermuda shorts.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, since poor Art doesn't reside Bermuda, he refuses to wear his shorts, but can always be seen strutting down the Quay in taffeta trimmed with Irish lace.

Deki

Fortunately no one takes notice of his lace trimmed taffeta because they are too busy looking at the assault rifle and amo vest.

komodosp

Unfortunately he is very cold so his "assault rifle" is more of a derringer

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, due to his previous surgery, his Derringer can only shoot blanks...

Deki

Unfortunately blanks and a derringer are not ideal for assault, so he has been deemed "harmless" and left to deal with life alone.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, a troop of renegade Girl Scouts from Wexford Quay welcomed the blank shooter into their lair and began training as his Elite Warriors - in his pants!

Deki

unfortunately the renegade Girl Scouts soon realized they didn't need him and decided to go it on their own, their first "job" was a bank heist.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the masked soccer mom taught the Girl Scouts how to defy the laws of physics and morph through bank vault walls.

Deki

Unfortunately the masked soccer mom was not to be trusted and demanded half of everything they heisted

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the masked soccer mom was a tarty MILF who was in cahoots with the bank manager to knock over the vault.

Deki

unfortunately the bank manager is an undercover agent and is ready to turn the tide on soccer mom.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the Republican Guard has not yet discovered that the undercover agent is a double agent with allegiance to the North and that he is looking to fill Queen Chuck's vaults with the Republic's booty.

Deki

Unfortunately All thiis will soon be found out, because some papers an taped coversations are going to be leaked to the media.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the Drinagh Court Hotel scandal was a Johnnie and Eddie rehearsal gone horribly wrong and the only reliable information leaked to the media is that they are both twinks.

RunHomerRun

unfortunately, the real twink is suing Johnnie and Eddie for non-payment of royalties, this has now been leaked to the media, and Johnnie and Eddie are going to jail with the soccer mom tarty milf