The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

Deki

unfortunately ghost has no alibi for the time in question.

Ghost Train

Fortunately the police found the victims blood all over Deki and arrested her ass

Deki

unfortunately for ghost train it was determined the blood was thrown from the window of a speeding taxi onto deki as she took an early morning stroll, alas, ghost train must come up with that alibi:P

Ghost Train

Fortunately Deki's fingerprints and dna were all over the scene and murder weapon leaving little doubt about what happened

Deki

unfortunately for ghost train deki has an unshakable alibi in that at the time of the murder she was dining privately with a well known politician (and this is on video)so it must be a frame to discredit her plotted by Ghost train:eek::pac:

Ghost Train

Fortunately the whole thing was brushed under tthe carpet and deki and GT were set free

politician is the worst alibi ever nobody trusts them :pac:

Deki

Unfortunately the loot was never recovered (but GT is throwing money around like it's going out of style:eek:) Politicians are not to be trusted but someone always has a tape of their nefarious deeds:eek:

joes girls

fortunately, i have pinned down ghosty and helped him with his money issues.

Ghost Train

Unfortunately the money has vanished but JG looks likes shes had extensive plastic surgery

Deki

Fortunately Ghost is not having hot coffee that can be dumped in his lap for even suggesting JG needed plastic surgery, (what were you thinking?)

joes girls

unfortunately it's true, i took the money and now has bigger everythings!!!!

Deki

unfortunately bigger is not always better and some were bigger than others causing Jg to walk with a definite list to one side.

joes girls

Fortunately, everything seems to have gone back to normal, so i can wiggle my bum as i walk again!!!

komodosp

Unfortunately, the bum doesn't like being wiggled and he has run off with your wallet!

Deki

Fortunately Ghost has tracked down the fleeing bum and has returned it to JG, who is now wiggling quite happily.

joes girls

Unfortunately it wiggled down town and made me spend way to much money!!!!

Pinky Pixie

Fortunately I spent it on a winning lotto ticket

Deki

unfortunately Pinky Pixie can not find that ticket, has searched all pockets and clothes hamper and is now eying washing machine sadly as location becomes painfully apparent.

Pinky Pixie

Fortunately the washing machine was yet to be switched on

Deki

unfortunately the liquid soap had been poured in and was in an icky soapy mess all over the jeans

RunHomerRun

Fortunately the jeans were not made of denim, but in fact made of liquid soap, so the additional icky soapy mess, wasn't in fact very messy

komodosp

Unfortunately, you then put on those liquid-soap-jeans and they just ran down your legs

Deki

Fortunately was standing on a large rubber mat that was in need of a good scrub so the soap wasn't wasted.

RunHomerRun

Fortunately, you were in the shower at the time, the shower gel bottle was empty, but now with your liquid-soap-jeans, the jeans melting/running down your legs - IS the shower gel

Deki

unfortunately the winning lotto ticket was just so much mush running down the drain.

KarmaGarda

Fortunately, your great aunt gretta's 5th husband passed away and for some odd, but fortunate reason, left you 2 million in inheritance money.

Deki

unfortunately great aunt gretta was a bit of an eccentric and left the money with the stipulation i care for her vast estate in Siberia and all those tigers...

komodosp

Fortunately, "Tigers" is a euphonism for "hot sexy ladies"

joes girls

Unfortunately the hot sexy ladies are far too hot and sexy for you!

RunHomerRun

Fortunately, although based on the simplistic method of "out of 10" system - did indeed indicate that the hot sexy ladies were - based on that system - too hot and sexy - this system becomes null and void as the "tigers" had to obey the lord of the manor (Siberian Estate)