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cyberwolf77

*Releases mutant boars to maul Deki. Tucks in napkin.*

Deki

Deki climbs pine tree. Uses sling shot to fire pine cones at Wolfs head. "evil Wolf"

cyberwolf77

No, use the flamethrower. I has new recipe for barbecue to try.

Deki

"I know what you want Wolf but I am up a pine tree in the dark. You use the flame thrower."

Matt Holck

the instructions are missing

James T Kirk

RTFM

Deki

I think Wolf has it.

joes girls

Ha i knew it he is cheating again!!!

will have to teach you how to play fair wolfy, i will just go get my baton with rusty old nails in it!!!!

Deki

he'll find a rule against it.

Matt Holck

Tetanus is as common as one might think

Tetanus is often associated with rust, especially rusty nails, but this concept is somewhat misleading. Objects that accumulate rust are often found outdoors, or in places that harbor anaerobic bacteria, but the rust itself does not cause tetanus nor does it contain more C. tetani bacteria. The rough surface of rusty metal merely provides a prime habitat for a C. tetani endospore to reside, and the nail affords a means to puncture skin and deliver endospore into the wound. An endospore is a non-metabolising survival structure that begins to metabolise and cause infection once in an adequate environment. Because C. tetani is an anaerobic bacterium, it and its endospores survive well in an environment that lacks oxygen. Hence, stepping on a nail (rusty or not) may result in a tetanus infection, as the low-oxygen (anaerobic) environment is provided by the same object which causes a puncture wound, delivering endospores to a suitable environment for growth.

joes girls

Will tetanus kill wolfy fast, or just attack his anus???
I can live with either!

Matt Holck

Tetanus affects skeletal muscle, a type of striated muscle used in voluntary movement. The other type of striated muscle, cardiac or heart muscle, cannot be tetanized because of its intrinsic electrical properties.

as wolf probably has extra electrical impulses running through his organic bits,
he is most likely immune.

he can also probably rig alternative waste removal

joes girls

Well lets hope there be no in voluntary movements out of his anus......or it going to get messy around here fast!!!

cyberwolf77

There's nothing involuntary about my anus. BTW Deki I wrote the rules of course I know them by heart.
*Puts on Storyteller hat.* Comes with the turf doncha know.

joes girls

Hey, wolfy got you this ...... just in case!!!

Toasty113

Harpoon hits wolfies storyteller hat, pinning it to a tree

"Hmm, aims a little off...Hold still wolfie, I'm just gona adjust the sights...

cyberwolf77

*Pulls harpoon out of tree, tosses it at JG.*
TOASTY, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE HAT!!!!!!!!!!
*Sprays Toasty with honey.*
Oh look, hungry bears.

Deki

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

There's nothing involuntary about my anus. BTW Deki I wrote the rules of course I know them by heart.
*Puts on Storyteller hat.* Comes with the turf doncha know.

"Oh, OF course Wolf." climbs down from pine tree. Whacks Wolf on nose - just a friendly little crack. "Like I said , You got the manual."

cyberwolf77

*Playfully shoots Deki in the knee.*
No, I went with the semi-automatic.

Deki

Bullets bounce off Dekis protective force field. Deki Blasts Wolf with flame thrower, Wolfs tail blazes, "PU Wolf that's not a pleasant smell." Sprays Wolf with perfume. "Ooops. What am I thinking. Wolf bursts into flame from had to toe."

cyberwolf77

*Runs and jumps in lake.*
Heehee, my plan is working perfectly.

Toasty113

Throws liquid nitrogen bomb into lake, lake turns to solid ice

"I think the fires out now wolfie"

cyberwolf77

Now Fluffy, attack!

Deki

Deki laughs. "sorry Wolf can't help it :pac::p"
Keeps protective force field up.

cyberwolf77

Meet Fluffy:



He's on the left.

Deki

Fires up this:


Clunk. Yep that's got 'em. "you hang in there Fluffy"

cyberwolf77

For my next trick,


He's non-magnetic. Go get her Simon and cut Fluffy down while you at it.

Deki

"I aint running from a froggy that paints his toenails red," Shoots giant , tongued Frog with flame thrower. "There Wolf Hope you like giant fried frog legs."

cyberwolf77

No, not really. He was just a distraction. Releases Fluffy who lands on Deki. *

Deki

My force field can bear the weight of 200 tons. uses giant crane to drop Fluffy into auto mangler then into crusher compacting Fluffy into a neat tidy square. " Here you are Wolf nice cube o fluffy.'