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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    There you go eating public servants- you know that's not good for you. I believe you must have a secret death wish. I'll just help you out. Contacts friends in mother ship. Dark saucer shaped shadow slides over Wolf's house. Blazing light beams Wolf aboard. Bunny ranch huh? Wait till you find out what these guys have in mind...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    meep meep.......zooms by when you two are busy.......!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You little grey freaks think you gonna probe me?!
    I don't think so! Hey, uh, how do I steer this thing?
    Oh hell
    *Crashes ship onto JG.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Watching from underground sancutuary Deki chuckles as flames from crash turn into giant mushroom cloud. Wolf and J.G. gone in a blaze of glory...R.I.P.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wow, who knew that bathroom was actually an escape pod. Now where is that sneaky little fox?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fox holds empty beer bottles "tink ..tink..tink... tink... Wolfeee!!! come out and playeeeaa!!!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Snipes at Deki from hot air balloon using green arrows.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Watch out Wolf! Electric lines!---Uh oh! - too late. death by electrocution. Wonder how that will read in the papers?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Alas poor Oliver, I knew he was an idiot for trying the balloon stunt.
    *Decapitates Deki*
    Oldy yes, but still a goody.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Silly Wolf , ripped off head of my scare fox. Now how am I supposed to keep those pesky birds out of my corn? Opens creaky gate "here Spot ! Mama's got a job for you. Fetch Wolf."


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hello Spot.
    Kablooie
    Spot is now lots of wet spots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    All the little wet spots crawl toward one another and reform into one reunited Spot. Spot blows incinerating breath on Wolf. Where's the barbeque sauce?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Should have brushed Spot's teeth. Now meet my vampire horsey, Aluminium(yeah he's pure white). Din-din is serves Al. Hopes you like fox and hound.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Luckily fox has stake and mallet. Hi horsey this is for you. C'mon Spot- imagine calling you a hound. Wolf has a lot to learn. Deki climbs onto Spot's back they fly away, First Spot circles Wolfs house and let's spray.
    (gotta go for now and engage myself in other battles Wolf- maybe you should get out the power washer now huh?)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ElectroEagle take care of Spot while I stops deki.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki drops grenade on electro eagle. Deki and Spot fly on into blue sky until they are only a tiny speck on the horizon. Faint echo of Pet Sementary by the Ramones is carried in by the wind.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Dispatching Chimera drones to attack Deki and Spot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (I can not believe I keep letting you lure me back into this:rolleyes:)
    Chimera drones never make it to Deki. Spot blasts them into melting silver rain with his super hot breath. While enjoying her beautiful Saturday Deki will mull over her many options regarding the demise of Wolf. Happy trails Wolf. Later;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Silver rain!

    *Runs for life, waits for rain to stop in secret underground den*
    I shall return.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot return. Deki puts on cloak of invisibility and sneaks to entrance of under ground den (nothings a secret from Google Earth) She carries a small vial of luminous green oozey stuff. Carefully she breaks the vial into wolf's den as he peacefully snoozes.:)
    Green Slime creeps toward Wolf's right hind leg. Don't wake up too soon Wolf -give it a little time. The mutations will be quite amusing...:eek:


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Starting to see why I slept in an alternate location from my den. What happened to Petey?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh! Drat you Wolf!:mad: Why must you make this so difficult? Why don't you just go check on Petey and see for yourself what happened. You know you're curious :) I'm sure you can outrun the mutated, 1-eyed, tentacled monster and his electrical bolts (gracious that sounds a little like Sarkthulhu:eek:) Go on Wolf just a little peek. It'll be all right.;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Well I just fried Petey. I choose to call that a mercy killing. I'll be sending you the bill for cleaning my den Deki


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'll just put it with the others Wolf. Are you sure you didn't get just a little of the green slime on you ? You know it feeds on energy- frying Petey will only speed up the mutations allowing new horrors to sprout forth.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No but I did find a tube of blue slime that I slipped into your morning coffee. Should be taking effect right about .............now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why would anyone want to outrun a tentacle monster..?

    *sandblasts cyberwolf77 to the skeleton*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Aw, gee whiz, Wolf, sorry to dissapoint but I let my coffee get all cold this morning while I was plotting to destroy you. Poured it down the porcelain convinence... probably out to sea by now. Have you seen any news reports ? Maybe it will turn up...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Didn't outrun anything Sarky. I disentegrated my mutated friend.
    Thanks for destroying that imperfect clone of mine.
    *Ties Sarky's tentacles into knots. Shot puts Sarky out of sight*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki's family motto is "I make sure" Sorry Sarkthulhu it's a family thing. Stabs Sarkthulhu with deer footed staff right through his chest. Ecch! now that's going to be a messy clean-up.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's a good thing I removed all my vital organs for safe keeping a long time ago.

    *stabs Deki in the face with an empty whiskey bottle until the struggling stops*


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