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cyberwolf77

My family motto: Kill everything that moves and salt the eaeth afterwards.
*Releases swarm of tengu to destroy Deki*

Deki

I have no idea who you've just done in Sarkthulhu and likewise you Wolf. I've been safe down my den for quite some time as it's just not safe for a little fox to be out alone at night these days. Never know what Hooligans you'll meet. Readies barage of automated homing ninja stars. Divides equally between Sarkthulhu and Wolf, presses start button and watches on screen. - a long sight better than anything on t.v.

cyberwolf77

*Raises zombie army*
I love undead human shields

Sarky

I prefer live human shields. Zombies don't make such pretty screams when they get torn apart.

*Uploads coordinates of Deki's little hidey-hole to the orbital particle cannon*

Ooh, I wonder what this button marked "fire ur lazor" does... SHOOP DA WOOOOP!

Deki

ooh I like the undead. They're such fun. Great target practice, although it's hard to miss with a shotgun, Thanks Wolf when I've had my fun I'll drive a few back your way. Be ready now...

cyberwolf77

Time to get me paws dirty apparently.
*Grabs boomstick. Removes left hand and replaces with optional chainsaw attatchment.*
OK you undead backstabbers come get some.

Deki

Oh great Sarkthulhu didja really think I would let my force fields down- don't be silly. Oh and I want my stars back so pick them out of your hide and set them free.

cyberwolf77

*Activates force field jamming technology srolen from The Borg. Slips into Deki's den.*
Time for a chainsaw enema sweetheart.

Deki

Wolf finds note on desk top, "Hi Wolf, guess by now you Know this is just a decoy den, but what you might not have considered is that i would sacrifice it just for you." Ka Blam!!!

cyberwolf77

*Summons secondary mutant mole emergency rescue units.*
Come dig me out you blind bastiches! I got a fox to skin and calimari to make.

Deki

Deki releases evil chinchila bandits to fight with moles. Fighting usually goes on for days. Try breathing through your nose Wolf- panting only increases the heart rate.

cyberwolf77

I'll just use my graboid to dig me out. Good boy Frankie. Now go tunnel under Spot's kennel and have a snack.

Deki

Spot is not likely to be worried by anything you might send after him. What he can't fry he can slaughter, and he's always ready for a snack.

cyberwolf77

FRom beneath Frankie devours.............Spot

Deki

No he didn't - you're just trying to get me out in the open.
Spot doesn't even sleep in a kennel.
Puts on Invisibility cloak goes out to check on Spot. He's fine.
You're an evil Wolf who is going to be very sorry.

cyberwolf77

My plan worked.

Deki

Deki and Spot go for a night time flight.
So high you, Wolf cannot see them.
Pooh on your plan- well Spot did anyway:p

cyberwolf77

Spot just went pooh on your den Deki. You not the only one with invisibilty capabilty. I'll be waiting for you when you get back.

Deki

Spot is very accurate- he's been practising for centuries.
What are you hatching up now Wolf?
I'm not worried Wolf- I'm a lucky little Fox.

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

Spot is very accurate- he's been practising for centuries.
What are you hatching up now Wolf?
I'm not worried Wolf- I'm a lucky little Fox.

Yeah, I'm a wily old wolf.

Deki

Hmm, Better to lay low -or wade in...?
Flies above Wolf's Dwelling. "Drop it. Spot, Drop it."
Huge cardboard box crashes at Wolfs front door out crawl millions of scorpions and giant madagascar cock roaches all march toward Wolf's in at every crack, oh and brown recluse spiders web the entrance ways. That should keep you busy for a while. Spot flies swiftly away.

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

Hmm, Better to lay low -or wade in...?
Flies above Wolf's Dwelling. "Drop it. Spot, Drop it."
Huge cardboard box crashes at Wolfs front door out crawl millions of scorpions and giant madagascar cock roaches all march toward Wolf's in at every crack, oh and brown recluse spiders web the entrance ways. That should keep you busy for a while. Spot flies swiftly away.

Glad I've already moved into your cozy little den. Spot can hover indefinitely I hope. Landing may be come rather messy for him.

Deki

We'll just fly south. Spot can fly on forever.
By the way all foxes have multiple dens - we'll just access a different one.
Reaches under cloak pulls out what looks like remote pushes little red button.
Blooey!!! It's really a shame Spot, I'd just repainted the hall.

cyberwolf77

Well there goes the garden. Silly fox really thought I wouldn't look for the hidden charges. Launches SSSAM(Spot Seeking Surface to Air Missile)

Deki

Something must have gone wrong Wolf, missile just went " woosh " past a TV satelite. 'spose it'll make it to the moon? Are you trying to throw the whole universe out of kilter Wolf?

cyberwolf77

*Retrieves spray bottle from laundry room. Straps on jetpack.*
You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Deki

You stay away from me Wolf or I'll let Spot fry you with his long range heated breath.
( I really can't think what you're planning to do with the spray bottle from the laundry)

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

You stay away from me Wolf or I'll let Spot fry you with his long range heated breath.
( I really can't think what you're planning to do with the spray bottle from the laundry)

*Uses invisibility belt to sneak up on Spot in midair. Sprays SPot with bottle from the laundry. Watches Spot vanish into thin air. Drops bottle so Deki can read it as she falls to the ground*
"Spot Remover"

Deki

Deki uses invisibility cloak to float safely to ground. You are a bad Wolf. Spot will be okay
He'll come back to me no matter to what place he's been removed but you Wolf are in trouble. You have no idea just how much. Deki ferrets out her deer footed staff and offers up an incantation. raises staff skyward and from a clear night sky lightning strikes it. She points it at Wolf and his jet pack and with deadly accuracy she looses a lightning bolt, Wolfs jetpack explodes. Do wolves always land on their feet? We''ll just see...

cyberwolf77

Wolves don't need to land on their feet. They land on foxes holding deer-hooved staves.
*Breaks fall by landing feet first on Deki*
Well any landing you can walk away from is a good one.