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cyberwolf77

You better not be using silver bullets missy. Great now I need to sit on a rubber donut for the next few hours until my arse heals.

joes girls

"sneaks up pours extra strong super glue on rubber donut"

i know a man who can make bigger pants for you!!!!!(cute ass)

cyberwolf77

*Rips rubber donut off*
OWWWWWWW! That took hair with it, and stop looking at my ass.

joes girls

cant!
That circle of redness with fluffy white fur stickin out off it is a bit to noticeable

**chuckles at cheeky cheeks**

cyberwolf77

*Dumps honey on JG. Throws big bag of feathers*
Look a giant chicken where JG was just standing.

joes girls

im hungry! licks honey off to fill the gap!
why are all these feathers blowin in the wind???

cyberwolf77

*Under cover of feathers gooses JG with cattle prod.*
When you stop twitching remember this: Cyberwolf always wins.

joes girls

i feels all electrified, supercharged, like i could take on the world and beat the seven colours of crap out of it!!!!

cyberwolf77

*Fills thread with laughing gas*
Smile, I just beat you silly

joes girls

i always has a smile on me face!!!
time to make it a big grin,by aimin my big weapon at you.............sh1t misfired!!
blows your left ear off,but you do look good with all that blood drippin down your face!!!

cyberwolf77

*Nails JG's feet to the ground.*
Say hello to my little friend!
*Pulls out huge weapon*
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Either she disintegrated or she somewhere in space.

joes girls

oh my your big weapon sure looks small from up here!!!

cyberwolf77

Enjoy orbit. Watch out for satellites.

joes girls

lordy im sort of a little bit stuck on this flippin thingy!!!!!!!
ah well i will sleeps here till laters,then will return to even up your head for you!!!!

laters!!!

cyberwolf77

I'll call somebody to get you down JG.












Right after me nap. :P

Deki

Deki sneaks in while Wolf sleeps,- with air gun nailer. one or two through his remaining ear,others through his extremities. Wolf howls upon waking. "Hey Wolf. Just got around to trying this out- Christmas present. I should of tried it sooner- It's really fun- you should get yourself one." fires in two more in tail. Then runs like the wind. Need to put some space between Gulliver and me.

cyberwolf77

Yeah, like need more holes in my body. Releases drone wyverns to chase down Deki. Goes back to napping.*

Deki

Spot has melted your Wyverns- just like you to take advantage of the poor least intelligent branch of his family. It's not that you need more holes Wolf,
lord knows you don't, it's just too much fun to resist.
Spot and I are having a game ourselves. I toss up the family silver and Spot quick melts it'
Wake up Wolf! here comes the rain.

cyberwolf77

*Opens Umbral portal*
Blessed weapons should be here somewhere.

Deki

Uh oh Spot, maybe we better save some of the cutlery to cover my staff and any other thing we might find. Wolf always wakes up so Grumpy when he doesn't get his sleep out.

cyberwolf77

Let's see here....
Blessed battleaxe, no.
Sacred Singing Sword, no
Blessed Bullwhip of Eternal Punishment, save that for later.
Sacred Spear, no
Divine Daggers of Demolition, no
Bad Girls Who Need to Be Spanked vol. 12, been looking for that.
Here we go, the Blessed Minigun. Sanctified bullets not included, oh joy.
After I run to the ammo store and bless some bullets you in real trouble DEki.

Deki

You think you're the only one to be blessed Wolf.
Spot himself is a sacred protector.
You should just go back to napping.
(am a bit interested in singing sword)

cyberwolf77

Never said I blessed. Said I was going to bless bullets. I'm ordained and am allowed to do that according to the rules I has to work under. You don't want the sword, all it sings is bad covers of '80's hair metal.

Deki

"...pour some sugar on me..."
Hmmm, could be very useful as form of torture.
want that sword.

cyberwolf77

*Makes note to hide sword somehwere Deki will never find it.*

Deki

mmm... now what was it he did to open that portal? Darn should've paid more attention.
Raises staff- throws some random lightening bolts Wolfs way. Duck Wolf!- just keeping my hand in...

Matt Holck

http://www.threeleggeddragon.com/tabatha/artthursday.htm

cyberwolf77

Kitsune, dragons, and elder gods weren't enough. Now I must contend with phantom pirates as well. This should be just swell.

Deki

What are you wailing about Wolf?

cyberwolf77

Defending this thread from all comers is becoming very difficult.
*Sprays Deki out the thread with a fire hose.*