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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I got a lot;) but I'm not telling.
    Turns back to computer"Drat! I know that sequence is in here somewhere."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs shovel, and heads to cemetery.*
    Time to dig up some reinforcements.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That will do you no good Wolf. The undead flee before me. :pac:BawHa Ha Ha!
    But that may help pinpoint your location.hmm...
    Darn, I don't think I'm gonna get this wrapped up before breakfast.:mad:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I was actually planning to stitch together a Frankenstein-esque monster to wear down your defenses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I love Frakenstein monsters. Take plenty of pictures- you'll want to have something to remember him by when I blow him to the 4 winds.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I plan to armor plate him before I send him out. First though I need to find a suitable brain. Where's colrow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You sure you don't want to rethink the part about using Col's brain?
    Most of the posters here are of the feminine variety-There might not be any reason to destroy him after all.:p

    Alas Wolf I am under time constraints and must take on my day's duties-Don't kill everyone off before I get back- leave me something to look forward to;)
    Battle on!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    You sure you don't want to rethink the part about using Col's brain?
    Most of the posters here are of the feminine variety-There might not be any reason to destroy him after all.:p

    Alas Wolf I am under time constraints and must take on my day's duties-Don't kill everyone off before I get back- leave me something to look forward to;)
    Battle on!
    You actually hit on my reason to use col's brain. I figure he can seek and destroy all you ladies for me. Then I just activate the self-destruct mechanism, open my umbrella, and wait for the red rain to stop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    colrows brain not really any good for anything ....unless you know how to make gravy!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fine, then I'll use yours.
    *Activates bomb hidden in fluffy pink bunny*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ha ha gave that to deki.........just to keep her company,


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Beats jg silly with a frozen halibut.*
    Next time I use a tuna.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    stop wolfy please .....stop...stop........oh that tickles!!!!!
    time for my aerobics

    right foot left nut,

    left foot right nut,

    right arm slaps hard on wolfy head,

    left arm swing and hit him in the ass!!!!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hits hidden switch on wall. Watches jg drop into gelatin tank*
    Good luck getting out of that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    floats to top think i will just stay here in the sun for a bit!!!go to work joey bots, just fly around his head make him dizzy........but dont hurt,not yet!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Engage shielding. Activate EMP device. Somebody grab a broom and clean up the darned joey bots please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    joey bots only regenerate from all little bits.......so you have just made them double.....joey bots are here till the end,just like me!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Where did I leave that liquid nitrogen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    always good for a nice facial.....will you massage my hands too????


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sprays jg down with liquid nitrogen*
    To smash or not to smash before I go to bed.
    SMASH!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    joes girls wrote: »
    always good for a nice facial.....will you massage my front bottom too????

    Nah woflies not intrested in girlz bits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Think about it! i also have the regenerate gene....do you really want 100's of me running about !!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    colrow wrote: »
    Nah woflies not intrested in girlz bits
    *Calls the splatters* Flint, Detritus show colrow the door please, and don't bother opening it. Alsop send someone to clean up these frozen jg shards and dump them somewhere offsite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    to late regenerating has begun!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    shotgun blasts jg into tiny smitherines - sweeps some bits here and throws some bits in fire and some bits in bins and lets the dogs and catgs munch on rest - jg gone to rest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    yeah it was a good rest!!!
    back now whos goin to take me on????


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Locks jg in a small box. Throws box into a larger box. Throws larger box into still larger box. Wraps chains around largest box. Covers largest box in cement/ Fires box into black hole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wearing cloak of invisibility, sneaks up on Wolf bashes him over head. Spreads soapy lather on muzzle. Snickers as he is picked up by animal control. Bye Bye Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Releases the hounds to chase down Deki.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki feeds hounds ribeyes. Hounds love Deki.


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