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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki cracks Wolf over head with deer foot. Has to whack his thick skull 2 or 3 more times to achieve proper result. Head wounds bleed a lot don't they? While Wolf lies unconscious
    she straightens her pink cloak and hightails it off through the woods to find Spot.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    What hit me?
    *Wanders off to find a nice snack somewhere*
    Know I was supposed to do something about a fox or a duck, ah I'll get it later.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Poor Wolf, it was a terrible shame what that duck did to you. Good thing your skull's as thick as it is or there might have been some real damage:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    What duck? All I see is a suckerpunching fox.
    *Sprays Deki with gasoline, tosses a match and runs*
    Now that is what I call foxfire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    There you go setting forest fires. Did you never hear of Smokey the bear? Oh no you couldn't -but you did. I'm really insulted now Wolf. Dazed or not there is no way you could have mistaken me for that great huge bear. Smokey beats Wolf to a bloody pulp with his fire fighting shovel.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That does it. I have had enough of you...................
    I'm calling Bob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh no:eek: Not Bob!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    How can you know of Bob? He is a secret for werewolves only.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hmmm I thought everyone knew Bob.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Knew telling the werecoral about him was a bad idea. They just blab to anyone who'll listen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes you should have known Wolf.
    ah look there's Spot all safe and sound. Waves him down.
    carrying staff Deki and spot fly over wolf . looks like he's on phone.
    from under her cloak Deki releases box of nano bugs. They won't kill Wolf just
    make him miserable.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thankfully I has the new and improved Nano Bug Off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Dratted Wolf! Those were useful little things. Spot and I are going to an abandoned quarry. We have a few friends there. Maybe you'd like to come. How good a swimmer are you? Maybe you could just tread water- it won't take long.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Can't swim and some of my parts aren't 100% waterproof. Heck let's go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot and Deki land on far side of quarry high on diving rock. "Over here Wolf just swim on over - waters not that deep." Wolf trots in, Giant blue tentacle with pink suckers rises from unmeasurable depths, pulls Wolf under. "you know Spot they say a train went in there back in the old days- never found it." Watches until bubbles stop coming to waters surface. "okay, Spot, Our job here is done".


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Staggers out quarry dragging antique locomotive.*
    Hey Deki, why didn't you mention Sarktulhu was coming along? Oh well, catch the train Spot.
    *Throws train down Spot's throat*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot ducks. Wolf why you after Spot? Aims staff at Wolf lets lightning bolt fly, Wolf runs dodging bolts till one hits him in the ... well you know where it got you Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Got me right in the battery pack. Thanks for the boos Deki.
    *Starts his own private thunderstorm directly over Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki likes thunder storms .Raises her staff to catch the lightning. Thanks Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rides the lightning to Deki.*
    Thunder Punch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki meets Wolf halfway, whacks him with staff in belly. ducks Wolf's punch. slams side of hand into Wolf's throat. Sometimes little is good. Gives Wolf a final kick where he will remember it and retreats to back of Spot. "Always gotta be one Spot..." They fly away home.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Limps back to Wolfenstein Dungeon. I shall return, after I figure out how to stop a kitsune.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'll be waiting Wolf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ah little deki ....it pains me to hurt you!!!!!!!

    but the game is the game!!!!!

    ""super spinning tea/towel attack""


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Steps from shadows holding Elmer Fudd special*
    Kaboom, Kaboom!
    Takes care of JG, back to kitsune-killing kollege
    *Returns to all concealing shadows.*
    Where the hell is that stupid door? Stupid all concealing shadows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    wolfy opens door and falls to the bottom of spikey valley!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Who names it spikey valley when the nearest spikes are miles away.
    *Sends pessimistic pigeon off to annoy JG*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    its named spikey valley ,cause its were the orange ogres live and the beat their food(which i drop down ever day)with clubs that have a million spikes!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh I see now. Don't they also need the clubs to defeat the tangerine tyranosauruses I dropped on my down.
    *Straps on jetpack and flies away*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    AIM...................................................................................FIRE, hit wolfy in the ass.........sh1t wanted to blow up the jetpack, will have to try harder next time!!!!


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