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    #3002
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Wolf are surrounded by grassy fields and strange trees in the distance filled with chittering birds. A pride of lions stalks and seems suddenly to notice Wolf and Deki. Deki grabs hold of Wolfs arm "Unless you're a whiz liontamer think you better poke some more buttons."


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    #3003
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Eeny meeny miney mo, I'll press this one.
    ZZZT. See, we somehow landed in Smurf village.


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    #3004
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Where's Holly?


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    #3005
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I don't know, aren't smurfs supposed to be blue.


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    #3006
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes definately blue -about 7 inches high. push something else.


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    #3007
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Let's try this one matked do not press ever.
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
    What's that sign say? Welcome damned souls.


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    #3008
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh no Wolf! I do not belong here! push something else.


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    #3009
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You are really picky.
    ZZZZTTTTT
    WElcome to OZ. Hell no!
    ZZZZTTT!
    Ah, beautiful Loch Ness.


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    #3010
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Just stay here Wolf at least we're in the right dimension and the right planet. We could call Spot.


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    #3011
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I think I got it working now.
    ZZZZTTT!!!!
    Oh great, I lost Deki and now I'm in Japan of all places.


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    #3012
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki stands on the banks of loch ness day is slowly breaking, the air off the water is cold beyond belief "Evil Wolf. He did that on purpose. " Giant horse - like aquatic head rises from the loch. Deki punches it in the nose. "I am not in the mood! " Nessie whimpers and sinks below waves, "Spot!!!!" Giant golden dragon appears against the rising sun "Oh Spot I'm so glad to see you! Please take me home." Deki climbs aboard and off they fly...


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    #3013
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sure whatever, I'll just hitch a ride back with Rodan.


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    #3014
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot fly over Japan If you want a ride Wolf hop on.


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    #3015
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nah, Rodan's already here. See you after I get this stupid belt fixed.


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    #3016
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Don't get in anymore trouble with that belt Wolf-see ya later" Deki and Spot wing toward home" I know Spot. Sure I know he will. Ah what can you do Spot?..."


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    #3017
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Heh, look at that. Belt just had a wire loose.


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    #3018
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I see you understand who is in command wolf


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    #3019
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I know I'm in commnad mister Holck


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    #3020
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Oh did you make it in Wolf? Tired of drinking saki with your friends? If it hadn't been for Spot I'd have frozen to death on the banks of Loch Ness."
    Puts bell over Wolf's head and bangs on it with sledge hammer. "Do you hear me Wolf? " Whacks Wolf in stomach with hammer. " hope the party didn't leave you with an upset tummy!"


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    #3021
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I was coming back for you.
    *Teleports with Deki to the Carribean*
    Are you happy now?


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    #3022
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm not sure. Is a giant squid on it's way to meet me? or will kraken rise from the sea? Is this island scheduled for a practice run by the air force? Looks around sees smoke on horizon "I hope that's someone's huge outside grill and not some belching volcanic action Wolf. Wolf???..."


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    #3023
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sorry, had to eliminate the cannibals who wanted to eat us. No Deki, this is an island paradise that is recently uninhabited. No giant squids, no nuclear tests, nothing fatal. Just a nice break from the violence.


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    #3024
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sorry Wolf, but you know its like that old story where the little boy cries w...
    Oh I guess it wouldn't be... You are the WOLF:confused:...


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    #3025
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    While you figure it out I'll be in the hammock. Drinks are in the cooler under the tree over there. I swear on my life i did not poison the drinks, nor is your pink hammock booby trapped in any way.


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    #3026
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki sits down in the sand looks nervously at cooler, studies pink hammock. " I'll just sit here and wait on the sandfleas to arrive Wolf..."


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    #3027
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Already made sure they were all dead. Please I'm offering a truce, why will you not accept it?


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    #3028
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I still can't help remembering the hyenas Wolf


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    #3029
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fine, just to show I'm serious.
    *Walks over to cooler* Pick one for me, then I'll get in the pink hammock.


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    #3030
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    digs into bottom of cooler, selects drink for Wolf...


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    #3031
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drains selected beverage in one draught. Sits down in pink hammock.*
    Satisfied now.


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